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Reasons they should reboot The Man from UNCLE again but let me write it this time

Reasons they should reboot The Man from UNCLE again but let me write it this time

60th anniversary coming upAlas, Cold War-style tensions are back so it’s relevantI will make it so gay

Rb for Italian gymnast parmesan

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Rb for Italian gymnast parmesan

Im just gonna post it.

Her name is Giorgia Villa and she’s sponsored by a Parmesan cheese company

Have y'all seen this 😭

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Have y'all seen this 😭

genuinely very interested in what the people in the notes think the pilot was doing

this has to be what was going on yesterday bc i was 40 minutes early getting back and my homies were like hello i thought you were supposed to land at 6. and i was like. me too

Yeah I guess I’m obligated to say hiiiii. I fly airplanes. They’re so fucking safe it’s actually frustrating for us. I promise you that the administration who won’t ev...

One of my favourite twok moments is when spock silently points out the button kirk cant find

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One of my favourite twok moments is when spock silently points out the button kirk cant find

Today’s serotonin is brought to you by videos of cats trying to catch Olympic gymnasts on TV screens…

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Today’s serotonin is brought to you by videos of cats trying to catch Olympic gymnasts on TV screens

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you’re missing out on the best news…

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i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you’re missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

(“spongebob was found drunk in public”)

(“drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome”)

(“meow”)

(“manchita broke the quarantine and can’t get down”)

This site has me so well-trained, from the very first picture I whispered to myself “children’s…

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This would be great for a children’s hospital

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*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*

*reblogs*

Tumblr has 4 and a half jokes and we recycle them to fight against climate change

ummm actually red has a lot of positive connotations so….

This site has me so well-trained, from the very first picture I whispered to myself “children’s hospital”

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies…

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bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks “up” to see an equally-confused human standing “above” her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other’s ...

How come the female gymnasts get to do their floor routines to music and the men just have…

How come the female gymnasts get to do their floor routines to music and the men just have staggering silence. Let the men DANCE

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