Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 249

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to…

netherworldpost:

thetrashiestoftrash:

wildemoth:

Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight

@netherworldpost

Identity becomes more interesting when you look into it as “opt-in” instead of “opt-out.”

There are, inarguable, a few instances when the network of plumbing is involved and it becomes good to know which direction the pipes were laid out, but these can be counted by hand (maybe even enjoyably) ...

Тигренок на подсолнухе | The Little Tiger on the Sunflower (1981) dir. Leonid Nosyrev

rusiland:

Тигренок на подсолнухе | The Little Tiger on the Sunflower (1981) dir. Leonid Nosyrev

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we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think…

phantomrose96:

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spiribia:

we do need to revisit the wording of “you can’t have your cake and eat it too” because i don’t think it clearly enough conveys that it’s more that you can’t simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not….it’s my cake….?

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

the unabomber was pedantic ...

smithsonianlibraries:It may not shock you to learn that people...

smithsonianlibraries:

It may not shock you to learn that people were enjoying cute cat pics long before the advent of the internet, as demonstrated by these photos of sleepy kittens from the August 1897 issue of The Inland Printer.

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HELL FUCKING YEAH

peach-foxgloves:

pelicanhypeman:

HELL FUCKING YEAH

I hope this woman sues literally everyone who said anything about her and moves to a remote island where she never has to listen to any of them again.

I hear the words “bichon frise” and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically…

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asingularcanadian:

xadnem:

I hear the words “bichon frise” and my brain spends an uncountably long moment frantically overturning every memory I have, desperately trying to remember what foreign luxury car brand I have to pretend to care about in order for this conversation to go favorably. After my every mote of knowledge about cars has been thoroughly ransacked and I am on the verge of failing this social interaction, a smudged sticky note flutter...

I have a Cricut, a fishtank and a terrible sense of humor.

pirsquar:

I have a Cricut, a fishtank and a terrible sense of humor.

This was bound to happen.

This beautiful invention dates back to 1840

knitmeapony:

qualityfarmprofessorpaper-blog:

This beautiful invention dates back to 1840

Fucking ingenious.

happy international cat day to my cats because they are wonderful and I love them very much

actualmichelle:

happy international cat day to my cats because they are wonderful and I love them very much

SCREAMPT

candiedsmokedsalmon:

SCREAMPT