Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2241
September 1, 2015
smellslikesomebullshit:
dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”,...
dear men who feel like marriage is a trap and “taking away your freedom”, here’s a list of things you can do:
- not get married
- literally
- just don’t fucking propose
- and if she asks you, say no
- don’t get her hopes up
- seriously what the fuck is wrong with you???
August 31, 2015
So I just finished reading this Sherlock Holmes story called “The Five Orange Pips." ...
So I just finished reading this Sherlock Holmes story called “TheFive Orange Pips." Itamused me for numerous reasons, not the least of which is that title, but anyway.Incoming spoilers.
Basically, 99% of the mystery rested upon the reader not knowing what KKK stood for, which was probably plausible in Victorian England at a time when the Ku Klux Klan didn’t exist, but nowadays, you see those initials right after learningthis guy’s murdered uncle was aracist jerkweed whof...
now I'm just thinking about Steve Rogers, 21st century pain in the ass
Wandering around New York City PISSED because there are all of these empty luxury apartments in a city with such a high homeless population. He just starts tearing down doors and ushering people inside (and then repairing the doors because whoops he did not think that through)
Every time a reporter tries to ask Natasha who does her hair he interrupts her snarky response with I DO
Getting dragged into tv interviews and getting weird questions he’s not really qualified to answer unt...
Whenever trouble strikes in Saga City, Petra and Lionheart...
Whenever trouble strikes in Saga City, Petra and Lionheart strike back! With their amazing superpowers and even more amazing knowledge of history, this courageous pair makes sure that justice always prevails.
After the house of Saga City’s least popular citizen is burned down, Petra and Lionheart must decide what to do with the unapologetic arsonist. To help them solve this problem, they travel all the way back to 16th century Mexico—the height of the incredible Aztec empire! There, our heroes...
top-unda-dawg:
liberalsarecool:
‘Go Back To Mexico’ Sentiment...
‘Go Back To Mexico’ Sentiment Is Most Prevalent In States That Used To Be Mexico
Finally someone bringing this up
historical-nonfiction:
In 1972, archaeologists unearthed a...
In 1972, archaeologists unearthed a plaster-lined brick bin in the Teppe Hasanlu site in northwestern Iran, an ancient city that had been violently sacked and burned at the end of the 800s BCE. University of Pennsylvania archaeologist Robert Dyson wrote:
Lying in the bottom of the bin were two human skeletons, a male and a female. The male had one of its arms under the shoulder of the female, while the female was looking into the face of the male and reaching out with...
The fake phone numbers for “creepers” post-
I’ve seen this circulated around tumblr, facebook, and even Imgur. If you haven’t seen it, it’s the post that gives a list of fake phone numbers to give to someone who is bothering you for your phone number, whether it be if you aren’t interested, or they aren’t taking no for an answer. There’s a “loser” rejection number, the fucking KKK hotline (cmon people…) and some other stuff that is either “funny” or directs them to something that tells them flat out that they were giv...
aizaia:
kimmychau:
At first Donald Trump was just a joke. “Oh, he’s just making an ass of himself,...
At first Donald Trump was just a joke. “Oh, he’s just making an ass of himself, there’s no way he’ll become the next president,” “He’s too brash, how could anyone actually like him?” etc. But no, we’re now weeks away from the 2016 Presidential Election and there is a real fear spreading throughout the country that Donald Trump might actually become America’s next leader. He’s self absorbed, blatantly misogynistic, is not“honest,” instead heis rude, antagonistic, and ooze...
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