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tupacabra:people who say “melk” instead of milkI say melk…you know, melk is actually the...

tupacabra:

people who say “melk” instead of milk

I say melk…

you know, melk is actually the dutch word for milk

are you really going to beat up all of holland

Pretty sure it’s melk in Norway, too.

the-funkiest-penguin:dogseatingdogs:the-funkiest-penguin:hiddlestalker:ladycrankyportcullis:...

the-funkiest-penguin:

dogseatingdogs:

the-funkiest-penguin:

hiddlestalker:

ladycrankyportcullis:

accio-sarahjane:

supersonicsdevilstrap:

had-just-10-hours-training:

arthurofthedarvill:

had-just-10-hours-training:

thelandbeyondthewall:

stumph:

nutrigrainbarf:

serious question are there any other channels in england besides bbc

bbc2

bbc3

BBC Four

bbc1 hd

BBC Five

BBC News 24

BBC Parliament

BBC HD

Cbbc

If you’re not into TV there’s BBC Radio 1

BBC radio 2, 3, 4 and 6

can you plz plz plz explain that tweet about hasidic jews? and your tag "#just shake the asparagus and smell the lemon just go with it" i am sooo christian and soooo confused! much luv man. xx

OH MY GOD I’M CRYING WITH LAUGHTER OKAY this one?

So the fact that a non jew wouldn’t get it is kind of the joke don’t feel bad! We grow up around it our whole lives so we never really realize exactly how weird our traditions are until we have to interact with other people. Right now, we’re celebrating the jewish holiday of Sukkot, which is basically our fall celebration of the beginning of the agricultural season in Israel (because it’s a massive slice of desert so it’s a pretty big deal). Th...

cannedviennasausage:science666:if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free...

cannedviennasausage:

science666:

if you order protons AND electrons we’ll send you neutrons free of charge

how dare you make me laugh at a stupid science joke slash pun

gaywrites:October is LGBT History Month! Our history is so...

gaywrites:

October is LGBT History Month!

Our history is so much more than the bits and pieces Hollywood decides to show (er, rewrite). This month and every month, we remember where we came from, honor the people whose shoulders we stand on, and commit to leaving this movement stronger than it was when we discovered it.

actualdogvines:don’t touch the lava: dog edition

actualdogvines:

don’t touch the lava: dog edition

DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

DAMMIT NOT AGAIN

hayleyalwell:kiwiaupair:rebecca2525:sherlylikeswaffles:wonderfulnonsense:apfelgranate:ico...

hayleyalwell:

kiwiaupair:

rebecca2525:

sherlylikeswaffles:

wonderfulnonsense:

apfelgranate:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

valarauka:

kkatkkrap:

fujisalci:

inkcaviness:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

silent-cannibal:

absolut-niemand:

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

We also say...

greatmoustachesploosh:My son always does the right thing…...

greatmoustachesploosh:

My son always does the right thing… whether anybody wants him to or not.

And he went right back in for another six months.

disgustinganimals:I don’t care which ghost story this...

disgustinganimals:

I don’t care which ghost story this floofmonster is about to tell. I’m already terrified.