Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2181
November 16, 2015
thespectacularspider-girl:
Truly a Christmas miracle.
Man:...
Truly a Christmas miracle.
Man: Hail Satan!
Snowmen: (in high pitched voices) Hail Satan! Hail Satan! Hail Satan!
November 15, 2015
kaylapocalypse:
snarkysourwolf:
classicalmonoblogue:
bogleech:
just-shower-thoughts:
Willy...
Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.
To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.
Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families...
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SEALS. I just love seals so much ;A;
gorogues:
emileesaurus:
it’s getting kind of novembery out...
How to be a Writer
Step 1: Hate everything you ever write ever.
Step 2: Keep writing.
everybodyilovedies:
nevver:
Common Phrases Correctly
….i feel...




….i feel like i have definitely fucked up “wreak havoc” at least once oh gosh my life is a lie
I really want to see a statue of limitations now though.
Simone Kim is surprised and not entirely pleased when her...

Simone Kim is surprised and not entirely pleased when her boyfriend, Caleb Cross, informs her that his genderfluid youngersibling is moving in with them–but hey, it’s not like she can uninvite the kid, so might as well make the best of it! Together, they spend the next year learning, loving, fighting, forgiving (or not), and figuring out to be family.
Whiteboard will be available for FREE fromSmashwords, Barnes & Noble, Kobo and iTunes, and99 cents from Amazon,starting Saturday, December 5....
November 14, 2015
blue-author:
xekstrin:
a-little-bi-furious:
anarcho-reformist:
phollingdrake:
anarcho-reformist:...
If you have the numbers 14 or 88 in your URL there’s a chance I’m probably going to avoid your blog.
Yeah I get really suspicious of anyone whose username has 88 in it, which must really suck for people born in 1988.
Forgive my ignorance, but for why?
H is the 8th letter of the alphabet, so 88 stands for HH which stands for Heil Hitler. It’s fucking inane but yeah....
fire-fucker69:
ellierose101:
striderkid:
dokidoki-artichokee:
hamburgurl:
1 universe, 9...
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.
PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET. It did not fulfil the criteria for having cleared its orbit, meaning they found HEAPS of other shapes like pluto but BIGGER a...
ripplingmirrors:
nickjetset:
xenopheles:
dandyads:
Trojan...

Trojan Condoms, 1993
BRING THIS BACK, TROJAN.
Good advertising is good. Promotes safe sex and their own product!
i love that it promotes safe sex without saying that getting pregnant is the only thing you should be worried about
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