Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 216

There’s a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

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There’s a stereotype that USAmericans tolerate very long car rides.

USAmericans, can you easily tolerate driving in a car for an hour?

No, usually I cannot tolerate driving at all

No, usually I can only tolerate 5-15 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 15-30 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 30-45 minutes

No, usually I can only tolerate 45-55 minutes

Yes, but usually around 1 hour it stops being tolerable

Yes, but usually around 1.5 hours it stops being tolerab...

The “I just pretended I belong here and no one has noticed so far that I’m not supposed to be here”…

faeriekit:

redflagshipwriter:

redflagshipwriter:

faeriekit:

The “I just pretended I belong here and no one has noticed so far that I’m not supposed to be here” fics are hysterical to me. If someone pretended to be my cousin and showed up in my house they would absolutely get my inattentive ass.

Reblog if this would work on you (definitely would for me! I don’t even know how many great aunts and uncles I have much less their names, except for the really atrocious ones like the guy who stole from the ...

The Piña Colada Song was right all along, who knew

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The Piña Colada Song was right all along, who knew

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write…

rosslynpaladin:

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froggierboy:

i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they’re always like

“he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy” like babygirl i can’t be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital

“the amber liquid tasted sweet” bestie i can assure you it did not

Greg on How To Drink on youtube is my main source of fast author friendly info about mixed...

lol yeah probably, for some reason I was thinking there would be an HR rep onboard the ship, but…

junkdrawertales:

eileentothestars:

If Spirk became canon tomorrow I would be all over it but it will never stop bugging me that Kirk is Spock’s superior. Of all the fics I’ve read (which is admittedly not a lot), I think HR shows up in like… one. Did the HR budget go to tribble maintenance or something. Starfleet where are you

I feel like realistically they can’t stop people from fucking on a five-year mission to deep space. What are they gonna do, send an encrypted message to the Neutral Zone to t...

You are assigned to remake a movie with a full Muppet cast, you can keep an actor from the original production (forget about age or ties or lack thereof to the mortal coil). What movie are you remaking and who do you keep as your lone human?

An American in Paris. Keep Gene Kelly.

adaptationsdaily:Alan Arkin as Rozanov The Russians are...

adaptationsdaily:

Alan Arkin as Rozanov
The Russians are Coming, The Russians are Coming (1966) dir. Norman Jewison

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0ttozgotagun:

gsirvitor:

Those horses are very well trained.

The Mongolians once again are the only ones doing it right

really good movie

bethrnoora:

really good movie

I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not…

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I love videos of people performing religious ceremonies for small animals. Especially if it’s not something a small animal could participate in theologically.

Sadie the Dog has been BLESSED upon this fine ASH WEDNESDAY she has been reminded of the FRAGILITY OF LIFE and has observed the start of the LENT SEASON

Butters the Cat is wearing a TINY KIPPAH

Cat on tiny praying ma...