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“Do not shoot the piano player. He is doing his best.”

chuckmckeever:

austinkleon:

I came across this line in one of my notebooks and had no idea where it came from. Google tells me it’s from a story about visiting a saloon with Colorado miners in Oscar Wilde’s essay, “

It’s even better in context, and shows that violence has been alive and well in the West for a long time:

I also love this bit about how American cities really ain’t much to look at:

See also:Wilde in America: Oscar Wilde and the Invention of Modern Celeb...

certan:Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

certan:

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

stormtrooperinstilletoes39:caviar-andcigarettes:when you join a fandom but you dont really fit...

stormtrooperinstilletoes39:

caviar-andcigarettes:

when you join a fandom but you dont really fit in and you wanna talk to everyone but they’re already all friends

The picture doesn’t just sum up my fandom, it sums up my entire life

Me: *enters new fandom*

Me: *enters new fandom*
Me: Alrighty then, fellas, who wants to be slashed today?

micdotcom:Bernie Sanders tackled issues of immigration and...

micdotcom:

Bernie Sanders tackled issues of immigration and mass incarceration at a campaign event in Las Vegas Monday. The Senator from Vermont is making big moves to win votes in Nevada — and according the polls he may need it.

missdildo:This is quality content I want on my blog

missdildo:

This is quality content I want on my blog

ironychan:This is the Great Pyramid of King Khufu. Everybody...

ironychan:

This is the Great Pyramid of King Khufu. Everybody knows the Great Pyramid of King Khufu, but you probably don’tknow about the Shit Pyramids of his father, King Sneferu. This is a shame, because they are amazing.

When King Sneferu came to the throne of Egypt, the cool thing that all the pharaohs had was a Step Pyramid, like the original one built by King Djoser and designed by Imhotep (not the mummy). King Sneferu could easily have had one one because his predecessor King Huni had...

loliass:scravecrow:tag yourselves im thirstdayim...

loliass:

scravecrow:

tag yourselves im thirstday

im fightday

This is another one of those things that I’m not sure if it’s a parody or not. On the off chance it’s real, I’d just like to point out that the days of the week were named after the Norse gods and also Shatterday sounds awesome.

Now that I’ve read The Hobbit I’m wondering how the heck they managed to stretch that...

Now that I’ve read The Hobbit I’m wondering how the heck they managed to stretch that tiny, occasionally slow-moving book intoa ridiculously long movie trilogy. I mean I know WHY they did it (spoilers: money) but how????