Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2108

surprisebitch:becausetheyhavelids:this is the best sentence...

surprisebitch:

becausetheyhavelids:

this is the best sentence ive ever read

everything sounds like a meme these days

I don’t ever want context for this.

blackmattersus:Repost to make a racist angry

blackmattersus:

Repost to make a racist angry

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stegosaurus104:

castielsteenwolf:

weloveshortvideos:

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

This is what I needed to start my day.

*imitating Obama in time with kitty’s mouth movement*

My fellow Americans. There is Ebola in America, which means we are screwed.

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the-future-now:

the-future-now:

Einstein’s famous prediction about gravitational waves may be coming true

One of the biggest mysteries in modern physics may have just been solved. The scientific community is abuzz with rumors that physicists have finally detected gravitational waves, fluctuations in the curvature of space-time that move at the speed of light throughout the galaxy. Noted physicist Albert Einstein first predicted them in 1916, theorizing they might explain how mass affects...

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all-thingsdisney:

thatdisneyworldblog:

mitigatedwrath:

jennifermorison:

Save it

NO ONE GETS REJECTED LIKE GASTON

OH MY GOSH

I love how he’s like “oh, okay” *looks at muscle* “whatever” *looks at muscle* “I’m so happy with my muscle”

If he’d been like that in the movie things would have been a lot simpler

vanikoros:So, the thing is that I like both of Billy’s...

vanikoros:

So, the thing is that I like both of Billy’s costumes and I can’t decide which I like more, so I morphed them together. That’s a thing I can do, right?

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profeminist:

bfantechi:

feathers:

sevensneakyfoxes:

aprilwearsgucci:

lapizsilkwood:

Emma Thompson on Oscars diversity (x)

Obviously, there’s been a lot of talk this award seasonabout the “Oscar so white" debate. Do you have any thoughts on that yourself ?

Love this woman! :D

KILL THEM OFF SLOWLY. OH MY GOD.

It’s hilarious. I mean, she’s so sweet and polite and reasonable while she’s planning murder.

I love her.

ACADEMY YOU’VE BEEN WARNED!

DIVERSIFY OR EMMA THOMPSON MAY MURDER...

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teacupnosaucer:

ryuutank:

katsplanet:

hi friends, someone has informed me that deadpool being full of rape jokes is not very likely. deadpool is even a victim of sexual abuse himself, and there are even MRAs online discussing how they believe the movie’s perspective on rape is“too feminist” for them.

so, we took the liberty of going to the most ridiculously detailed parental screening website on the internet and looking for rape jokes. here’s the entirety of the text!

obvious warni...

Suspect #3Name:Brianna SarfoMajor:CriminologyGender:Trans...

Suspect #3

Name: Brianna Sarfo

Major: Criminology

Gender: Trans woman

Sexuality: Straight

Why She’s a Suspect: Though she is a proud member of Nutmeg University’s LGBT club, Brianna tends to keep a respectful distance from the other members, and from people in general. Heck, she didn’t even have a Facebook page until a few months ago! Is she just a little shy, or is she hiding something? Find out in A Hoodlum in Haddam, the second of the Spring Break Sleuths series, available March 19!

(Art by Joyc...

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thedinosaurprince:

half-ace:

just-grasping-at-straws:

catsbeaversandducks:

After Five Years of Service, this Kitty Got a Much Deserved Promotion

Felix was nine weeks old when she came to Huddersfield Railway Station in West Yorkshire, England to help the humans tackle the rodent problem. Now five years later, with her dedication and hard work, she is no longer just a simple mouse catcher. Felix is now Senior Pest Controller and even has earned her very own visibility jacket and...