Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2101

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estee-meowler:

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umblyun:

thelizardcircus:

Every day, I come home to this guy doing something stupid. Today is no different than any other day.

this worked out perfectly

@witch-of-habonim-dror

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dat-soldier:

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did-you-kno:

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back the fuck up

There’s another story that I like about a Chinese general who had to defend a city with only a handful of soldiers from a huge enemy horde that was in all likelihood going to steamroll the place flat within hours of showing up.

So when said horde did arrive, they saw the general sitting outside the city’s open gates, dr...

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writinginvariance:

castiel-knight-of-hell:

jen-kollic:

thejollity:

jen-kollic:

hobopoppins:

manaphy:

wow I didn’t know fuckin chocolate eggs were gendered

OKAY LET ME TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE FUCKING PINK EGGS.

I work at a concession stand in an ice rink. We sell a bunch of chocolate bars and snacks and shit including Kinder Surprise eggs.

So one day this woman comes up to the counter with her two little kids, a girl who’s probably about 6 or 7 and a little boy, maybe 3 or 4. The mo...

imgross-ok:nbnightwing:Hey guys? So I’ve been noticing that lately we’re making fun of adults...

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nbnightwing:

Hey guys?

So I’ve been noticing that lately we’re making fun of adults who live in their parents’ basements again…

Guess where I live! My parents’ basement! I’m mentally ill and autistic and not capable of living independently. I can’t go grocery shopping alone, I can’t drive, I can’t make transfers on public transportation, and if I’m left alone I forget to do things like eat, drink, shower, take my meds, and do laundry. Even if I were capable of independent living...

fakeinfatuated:jerickstightasshole:I just saw this beautiful...

fakeinfatuated:

jerickstightasshole:

I just saw this beautiful girl on my walk to class! I love her message and that she is willing to stand in the rain for what she believes in. #stopculturalappropriation

reblogging twice bc she’s gorgeous

iamwerewolfroyalty:carrot-gallery:rosetylr:drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical...

iamwerewolfroyalty:

carrot-gallery:

rosetylr:

drop the idea that you need some deep philosophical meaning behind your tattoo, if you got a tattoo simply because its aesthetically pleasing and for no other reason then good for you

aestheticism is the theory of art for art’s sake, and was championed by Oscar Wilde with the belief that surrounding oneself with beautiful things can directly influence the person one becomes. im taking a class on it. so basically every time u get a cool tattoo...

Any Movie:

Me: *Sees Sean Bean on screen*
Me: *waits*

sadtit:heysatanas:let’s fund ocean exploration a bit...

sadtit:

heysatanas:

let’s fund ocean exploration a bit more!

It’s like a handbag with teeth

thurstin:This Kesha situation hits so close to home it breaks my heart. Society loves to push the...

thurstin:

This Kesha situation hits so close to home it breaks my heart. Society loves to push the idea that victims need to come forward the moment they’re attacked, but will completely deny the victim any sort of justice. Kesha isn’t even pressing charges, she’s not asking him to be put in jail she just wants to not have to work for him anymore and the courts won’t even give her that. Fuck the government I swear. I hope Kesha gets the hell out of there and finds some sort of peace in this...

Huh, that’s weird. Word doesn’t like the way I used the word kiss there. Okay then,...

Huh, that’s weird. Word doesn’t like the way I used the word kiss there. Okay then, spellcheck, how do you think I should use it?

…What do you have against these characters kissing, Word.