Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2089

jackthevulture:polyglotplatypus:It’s like watching a car...

jackthevulture:

polyglotplatypus:

It’s like watching a car repeatedly drive straight into a wall. It’s unexplainable, it looks like it hurts a lot, but ultimately it ends up being darkly, ironically funny.

From my personal experience being an American on tumblr is like being the person in the BACK of the car praying that the person driving will STOP ramming into the wall.

A lot of us know this shit is stupid and we’re looking out the window like “LOOK THOSE OTHER CARS ARE DRIVING DOWN...

supervillainesses:If you’re going to create a story revolving around queer women with...

supervillainesses:

If you’re going to create a story revolving around queer women with representation give the representation properly. Do not half-ass it. Use the actual terminology. Say lesbian, bi, pan. If you half-ass it and leave it as“””subtext””” you will fail. It’s that simple.

Excerpt from Spring Break Sleuths 2 - A Hoodlum in Haddam

eileentothestars:

The rainbow-striped door to Iris Bifrost headquarters was unlocked, so Soraia and Snow invited themselves in, heads swiveling around as they ensured their path was obstacle-free. Of course no one was around—it was the middle of the night in the middle of spring break—but there was no harm in being cautious. Or paranoid. Still.

Snow and Soraia slowly absorbed their surroundings: the big round table in the center of the room, inspirational posters all over the walls, the many...

"The Belgian royal family, always eager to form alliances with the Hapsburgs, had married..."

“The Belgian royal family, always eager to form alliances with the Hapsburgs, had married Leopold’s younger sister Charlotte to Archduke Maximilian, brother of the Emperor of Austria-Hungary.”

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King Leopold’s Ghost:A Story of Greed, Terror, and Heroism in Colonial Africa, by Adam Hochschild

Everyone who’s ever studied Mexican history: *screams*

missmeeya:aflawedfashion:Celebrities Say Farewell to the...

missmeeya:

aflawedfashion:

Celebrities Say Farewell to the Mythbusters

#lucy flawless

the-smol:i made a simple infographic because some people seem...

the-smol:

i made a simple infographic because some people seem to be confused?
:0

britishgentlelady:tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates...

britishgentlelady:

tbh all i want is a movie where trump wins the election and the other candidates have to team up and go back in time to stop him but along the way jeb bush realizes his dream to dance and ted cruz goes rogue and becomes the zodiac killer

officialwhitegirls:reverseracism:Trump refused to condemn the KKKTrump refused to condemn the...

officialwhitegirls:

reverseracism:

Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KKK
Trump refused to condemn the KK...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:ruckawriter:maxximoffed:I’m sorry I’m just not over that wolverine...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ruckawriter:

maxximoffed:

I’m sorry I’m just not over that wolverine cover

Kurt’s clearly naked

Logan’s glaring at his dick

Classic porn cover poses

@Esad Ribic explain yourself please

Also please note the placement of the beer bottle.

I once was at a show where I asked Esad about this cover.

Esad is a big, cheerful, man with a wicked sense of humor.

He just looked at me.

And then he smiled.

And the smile got bigger.

And bigger.

And he said, “And nobody at Mar...

erikadprice:micdotcom:Rhode Island school bans transgender...

erikadprice:

micdotcom:

Rhode Island school bans transgender students

Mount Saint Charles Academy in Woonsocket, Rhode Island has made it clear that transgender students will not be allowed to matriculate their campus. “MSC does not accept transgender students nor is MSC able to continue to enroll students who identify as transgender,” the 2015-2016 Parent and Students Handbook reads. The school posted an official statement to their Facebook page on Friday offering a vague reason for t...