Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2073

tastefullyoffensive:Aw yiss, motha f**kin spinach. [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

Aw yiss, motha f**kinspinach. [video]

Anybody know the Russian word for pansexual?

Anybody know the Russian word for pansexual?

calling all writeblr

karajorgensen:

litlereddoll:

megan-cutler:

litlereddoll:

megan-cutler:

litlereddoll:

looking for indie or self-published authors out there! Just reblog this, so I’ll follow you -my dashboard is full of readers but no writers! Aspiring authors welcome :)

Hello! *waves* I’m a self-published author who just finished writing her first trilogy! :D

Hello @megan-cutler *waves back* Wow! You finished an ENTIRE trilogy? that’s… wow. What is it about?

@litlereddoll I know, right?! It’s still s...

fuygieri:vinesforall:aph-chocolate-milkshake:i relate to...

fuygieri:

vinesforall:

aph-chocolate-milkshake:

i relate to this on a spiritual level

Writer: [singing a slightly monotonous chant] Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, think of things! Come on brain, be so smart–

is this lin-manuel miranda

micdotcom:Watch: Samantha Bee takes on untested rape kits and...

micdotcom:

Watch: Samantha Bee takes on untested rape kits and the cops and politicians who want to destroy them.

pied-piper-pluto:personally i find “pluto is one of maybe a hundred weird little worlds in the...

pied-piper-pluto:

personally i find“pluto is one of maybe a hundred weird little worlds in the kuiper belt, and they’re all different and we have so much to learn about all of them!” way more exciting and interesting than“pluto is the ninth planet because nostalgia”

fatcr0w:dragon8993:This is amazingly perfectCredit to...

fatcr0w:

dragon8993:

This is amazingly perfect

Credit to Black Nerd Comedy

EVERYONE WATCH THIS TO THE VERY END. I. AM. CRYING

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This is random but what is your favorite thing like ever?

starboundmatt:dapperpea:glampersand:heroscafe:emmmpty:autistictesla:pneggy:Pretend ur...

starboundmatt:

dapperpea:

glampersand:

heroscafe:

emmmpty:

autistictesla:

pneggy:

Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like
“Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly”
that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime

also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver

“drive into that pole”
thanks karen or i could not do that

Perfect

you can also p...