Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 2064
April 6, 2016
alyssa-winchester:
hellyeahthomassanders:
Goals
Goals by Thomas Sanders
this is so fucking real
Boy: I want to be an actor I want to be a singer I want to be an astronaut I want to be a scientist I want to be a fireman–
Man: I want to have enough money to eat today!
gaywrites:
Now on display in Mississippi, courtesy of Planting...
Now on display in Mississippi, courtesy of Planting Peace.
[Image: An electronic billboard with a teal background that depicts a photo of Jesus with his hand on his forehead, an exasperated look on his face. The text reads: “Guys, I said I hate figs and to love thy neighbor.”]
April 5, 2016
TFW you realize you accidentally gave your a-hole character the initials R.A.T.
TFW you realize you accidentally gave your a-hole character the initials R.A.T.
Writing Problems
*types a word and then sees that it has the notorious red squiggly line* you wanna fight Google Docs I know I spelled that shit right" *types a word and it turns out it is not an actual word* WELL THAT SHOULD BE A WORD" “I wrote the word ‘said’ in my work 124 times FUCK” *makes inhumane screeching noise when someone interrupts my typing midsentence* The blinking cursor of a blank word document *spills beverage on notes* *cat sits on laptop* ‘I’m in the middle of...
jayspeakswords:
tehbewilderness:
insightful-vulva:
krismichell...
Last Week Tonight s03e05
I’m sorry, WHAT???
I’m expected to thank men for not imprisoning me in my own goddamn home?!! Seriously?!
Goddamn handmaidens.
This takes “praising men for doing nothing” to a whole other level jesus christ lmao
Not as bad as Hitler has now been replaced with not as bad as the Taliban because Trump.
Jfc this just goes along with what I’ve been ranting about for a cou...
elodieunderglass:
ummzaksbest:
asapscience:
biolegend:
Kevin...
Kevin should also probably have an actual slide to look at.
kevin, slide or not, we appreciate your effort.
Support Kevin’s scientific endeavors.
kevin might be adjusting the ocular.
Iceland's Prime Minister asks to dissolve Parliament
Depending on whose estimate you believe, as much as 10% of the population of Iceland demonstrated outside Parliament yesterday, and everyone agrees that they were the largest demonstrations in Icelandic history (and possibly the largest demonstrations, proportionally of any country in history).
At issue are the revelations that Prime Minister Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson hid his assets in an offshore shell-company whose existence was revealed by the Panama Papers.
W...
Me: Boy, I'm finally ready to start a new story! I've been planning this for ages so the words should flow like water!
Me: *opens Word*
Me: *stares at blank Word document*
Me: Crud.
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