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May 2, 2016

Me: *turns on TV*

Me: *turns on TV*
Me: *sees Ted Cruz*
Me: *puts The Hobbit back on because Gollum is prettier and less greedy*
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Published on May 02, 2016 08:12

May 1, 2016

stele3:

anexperimentallife:

sinbadism:

kevinbolk:

berrythehat...



stele3:

anexperimentallife:

sinbadism:

kevinbolk:

berrythehatchet:

impudentstrumpet:

kevinbolk:

A philosophy I very much live my life by.

Yeah, too bad he was a Nazi.

was he? shit

I’m assuming by “he was a Nazi” you meant he played a PARODY of Hitler in a MOVIE and in that same movie he also plays a barber who disguises himself as said Hitler parody and delivers one of the greatest anti-fascist speeches of all time.

It’s okay. It’s an easy mistake to make.

Literally where does some...

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Published on May 01, 2016 17:06

weloveshortvideos:

My mum in a horror movie


Woman: *screams...



weloveshortvideos:

My mum in a horror movie

Woman: *screams in terror*

Murderer: *scrapes knife along wall*

Woman: My new wallpaper! (out comes the knife)

Murderer: Aw, shit.

Woman: (charges)

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Published on May 01, 2016 17:02

If you’re ever in a bad mood, just remember that this is a...



If you’re ever in a bad mood, just remember that this is a thing that exists. :)

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Published on May 01, 2016 16:50

agentsofbadcomics:

c’mon, may, don’t be so grumpy! lincoln even...



agentsofbadcomics:

c’mon, may, don’t be so grumpy! lincoln even made some fireworks for you!

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Published on May 01, 2016 06:31

tastefullyoffensive:

“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)

A video posted by HeyyyBenji < < < (@heyyybenji) on Apr 6, 2016 at 2:08pm PDT



tastefullyoffensive:

“Who’s your best friend?” (sound on)

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Published on May 01, 2016 06:29

crazy-ideas:



Putin should declare a slightly larger marine sanctuary than Obama, sparking a...

crazy-ideas:

Putin should declare a slightly larger marine sanctuary than Obama, sparking a environmentalist “arms race” that ends with a clean, unpolluted Earth.

If Putin doesn’t listen to this idea, Hollywood should.

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Published on May 01, 2016 06:26

somethingratchet:

boredpanda:



Heartwarming Pics Of Children...















somethingratchet:

boredpanda:

Heartwarming Pics Of Children Who Were Just Adopted

I love adoption stories. My mom adopted 3 kids and she never let us or anybody else make a difference out of the 6 of us. My biological brother had the same name as my adopted brother and people could not understand why my mom would name 2 sons in succession, Johnny. But we wouldn’t explain it. Adopt kids. Make it normal. Not the the thing u do simply when u cant.

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Published on May 01, 2016 06:24

April 30, 2016

returnofthejudai:

Let me simplify: fight antisemitism because it’s wrong, not because it’s a useful...

returnofthejudai:

Let me simplify: fight antisemitism because it’s wrong, not because it’s a useful tool for your broader political agenda. If your goal in fighting antisemitism is to hurt your political opponent and not to protect Jews, you’re doing it wrong.

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Published on April 30, 2016 17:41

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