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justlookatthosesausages:
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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my...
"But I’ve never seen the Icarus story as a lesson about the limitations of humans. I see it as a..."
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Randall Munroe (xkcd What if?)
#did tony stark make this post#i’m laughing ‘it’s not a lesson on hubris!! it’s a lesson on how the little shit should’ve built it better’(via @kitcox)
suburban-babydoll:
gunpowderandspark:
It’s coming out in the news today that a teacher raped...
It’s coming out in the news today that a teacher raped their 13-year old student. That’s the truth of it.
But since the teacher is a woman, the media’s reporting it as “Engaged in a sexual relationship” and dudes all over the internet are congratulating the kid on getting laid. Some even express jealousy.
To reiterate: He is 13. He is under the age of consent. By textbook definition, this is sexual assault, because he legally cannot consent. It bears...
There’s this bit in The Trials of Loki where Loki and Thor...
There’s this bit in The Trials of Loki where Loki and Thor take a road trip to visit Hela, that nice lady you see in the picture. In the comic, Hela’s relationship to Loki is kept vague, but since she was his daughter in the original mythology, all I can think of during this scene is:
Loki: WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE WEARING YOU GO STRAIGHT BACK TO YOUR ROOM AND DON’T COME BACK UNTIL YOU PUT SOME DAMNCLOTHES ON
Hela: I DO WHAT I WANT
Loki: IS THAT ANY WAY TO GREET YOUR FATHER
Hela: I LEARNED IT FR...
aspiringwarriorlibrarian:
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Me as a Disney Character
Same af
Thomas (singing): I want adventure in the great wide somewhere….
Person with phone: You can do that, no one’s stopping you.
Thomas (still singing): But not today ‘cause I am tired……
No one needs feminism. You need feminism as much as asexuals need vaccines
What. What the hell does vaccines have to do with asexual people? I’m pretty positive they still get vaccinated.
-Allie
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whoopsrobots:
Okay so you know those poofy old timey renaissance...
Okay so you know those poofy old timey renaissance pants that looked totally ridiculous?
Well in my history of fashion class we learned that the bright stripes are called slashes, and are actual slashes in the outer layer that mimic slashes from swordfighting, and they were added as a stylistic flair to make it look like the men had been in battle.
Guys.
Distressed Jeans aren’t just‘our generation’
Absolutely.
Most to the point: this could get...
June 3, 2016
Sooo my TV died before I could finish the latest episode of Steven Universe. Anyone feel like...
Sooo my TV died before I could finish the latest episode of Steven Universe. Anyone feel like giving me a recap?
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