Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 1986

so far during the RNC

socially–awkward–nerd:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Steve King claimed that white people have done more for civilization than non whites
Melania Trump plagiarized a speech from Michelle Obama (that’s symbolic) Trump campaign denies that they plagiarized Michelle’sspeech and cites a quote from my little pony Alaska yells at Paul Ryan for miscounting their votes Milo gets his twitter account deleted for abuse right before his gaysfortrump event (haha #FuckMilo) Chri...

ironychan:“Sex is what makes us human”. Really? Because monkeys have sex. Turtles have sex. ...

ironychan:

“Sex is what makes us human”. Really? Because monkeys have sex. Turtles have sex. Barnacles have sex.

Humans learn foreign languages just because they can. Humans bake cookies. Humans knit sweaters. Humans ask permission to pet other humans’ dogs. Humans argue over whether ghosts are real. Humans write stories they’re too embarrassed to show to anybody. Humans eat food so spicy it makes our noses run. Humans do google searches to find out what kind of bird is making that noise. Hu...

"I didn’t mean to ship it this hard."

“I didn’t mean to ship it this hard.”

- Someone who is now unquestionable trash (via gabriellatellers)

romanofforcrist:natalievenom:Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?Me: I’ve never...

romanofforcrist:

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me:

I’ve never seen a better use of a gif. Ever. EVER

romanofforcrist:natalievenom:Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?Me: I’ve never...

romanofforcrist:

natalievenom:

Them: Why do you even care who runs the country?

Me:

I’ve never seen a better use of a gif. Ever. EVER

eriluvs:aasexualcakeuniverse:aasexualcakeuniverse:littlesnowpeafics:i know that people are...

eriluvs:

aasexualcakeuniverse:

aasexualcakeuniverse:

littlesnowpeafics:

i know that people are real up on the whole “you can’t get fired/be discriminated against if you’re asexual” thing (which….thanks…)

but may i casually remind you that today at work, i overheard my boss discussing ways to get me to leave. somehow, and i don’t know how, he saw some of my tweets talking about being ace. he’s of the option that asexuality is some disease, that it goes hand in hand with being devoid of emo...

pika-brew:memeguy-com:I didnt know body wash could be so...

pika-brew:

memeguy-com:

I didnt know body wash could be so sexy and condescending

Every time I see this post I think it’s a fire extinguisher and I get really confused

I thought it was Pepto-Bismol.

thesylverlining:vaultedthewall:doritosluts:leesoojung:ple...

thesylverlining:

vaultedthewall:

doritosluts:

leesoojung:

please accept god into your life and watch this

what the hell. who are they. somone give me a fucking source.

Looks like it’s the acapella group Lovelyz!

Is this what heaven sounds like

memorian:One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far. It is a...

memorian:

One of the best Pokemon Go stories so far.

It is a nice story, but it’s not a true one. Snopes debunked it.

http://www.snopes.com/pokemon-go-dog-walking-program/

I am so honored that I–I, who am naught but a humble...

I am so honored that I–I, who am naught buta humble drug-dealing rapist with blood coming out of her wherever–have Donald J. Trump “with me.”