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October 8, 2016
dduane:
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via my mom
I’m deeply betrayed that she wouldn’t keep reading long enough to send me more quotes.
I was curious if Amazon Kindle carried this book, but in the process I found out that David Unfred’s stab at the subject has a WAY better cover
“All flesh” included dinosaur flesh, meaning that by this time even dinosaurs had been corrupted.
NOT THE DINOSAURS
Paleontologists makes careers out of inve...
sailorbryant:
a-fragile-sort-of-anarchy:
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building....
Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.
Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.
Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.
Bad News: It was Maggie, and since...
kimmsauce:
claricechiarasorcha:
deshonanana:
moosefix:
ithelp...
Amazing.
holy crap
Is this something I didn’t know that I needed in my life until now
When I say I want a Lady Thor, this is what I mean.
That first photo looks like it’s Mildred Burke, who was a female professional wrestler in the 30′s through the 50′s. She was recently inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.
Third Time’s the Charm
“No,” said Rabbi Levy firmly. “I’m afraid I can’t convert you to Judaism.”
“Very good,” said Vision. He bowed his head formally and rose to his feet. “I shall continue my quest elsewhere, then.”
The dust in the parking lot was still swirling with the force of his takeoff when Rabbi Levy remembered to say the blessing on seeing a superhero.
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“I do not understand. This … rabbi lied to me? I understood that lying was not permitted in the Jewish religion.”
“It’s not a lie,” Wanda a...
So I just went on a tiny twitter rant about this, but I think it deserves repeating as often as...
So I just went on a tiny twitter rant about this, but I think it deserves repeating as often as possible:
What is up with those baby name sites that have an “African names” page? Like, where in Africa are you talking about? Just ALL OF AFRICA, I guess???
Do you?? have no concept??? of how big Africa is??? 50+ countries! 1+ billion people! 1000+ languages! “African names” is so vague and useless that it’s insulting. Same thing for “Native American names."...
October 7, 2016
tikkunolamorgtfo:
plantpuppy:
Watching one Jewish guy who works in this café… painstakingly...
Watching one Jewish guy who works in this café… painstakingly explain what matzah ball soup is to two goyim, because it’s the soup of the day
my brain hurts so bad
he is doing his best
I am doing my best to transcribe as much as I can here
“Wait, so back up, what even IS matzah?”
“It’s an unleavened bread, kind of like a cracker—”
“So it’s flat?”
“Yeah, it’s basically a big cracker. Usually we eat it on Passover, but we put it in stuff throughout the year.”
“It’s P...
peachinedible:
tyleroakley:
dailydot:
Cards Against Humanity...
Cards Against Humanity is letting customers pick which 2016 candidate they’ll donate to, as long as it’s Clinton The game’s creators have launched a fundraiser, America Votes With Cards Against Humanity, where they’re letting their customers decide which of the two campaigns should received the donations the company collects.“Today, we’re letting America choose between two new expansion packs about either Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump,” the project...
when-vintage-meets-modern:
The Perfumery Salon at Harrods...
The Perfumery Salon at Harrods department store in 1903, London, England
This is pretty, but as someone who can barely handle walking past the candle shelf in Hallmark because of the smell, it’s also the stuff my nightmares are made of.
garrettbrobinson:
futchcassidy:
oldtoadwoman:
^ This is where...
^ This is where the presidential candidates stand on vaccinations.
what world are we living in that only Hillary supports vaccines
Remember, kids: you don’t hear shit like this about the third-party candidates because no one cares about them enough to tell you.
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