Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 1910
October 21, 2016
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JOIN ME IN THE HORROR THAT IS THIS HOUSE LISTING
Was someone murdered in the kitchen?
“Unique one of a kind finishing completed by a professional!”
Unique is one way...
“I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy, and...
“I eat Cheerios because they’re heart-healthy, and my heart has been severely damaged. So John, if you’re out there–”
sleepy-lil-reapy:
rebuqi:
[captions]
voice offscreen: “gay sex...
[captions]
voice offscreen: “gay sex is sinnnnnnnnnnnn.”
left cat: *turns and stares*
bethagain:
outforhealth:
edmdma:
Planned Parenthood is fucking amazing, y’all. I haven’t been...
Planned Parenthood is fucking amazing, y’all. I haven’t been there yet…but just talking to their HRT line on the phone…
They used my respected name right off the bat. Called me Riley all the way through. Used he/him pronouns. Didn’t slip up once. Asked me and“What’s your legal name? I’m sorry I have to ask that.”
Then asked me“Now is it okay if I send things with Riley Roswell to your home?” not wanting to out me accidentally and then“Is it okay if I send s...
ctimbro93:
Things they don’t tell you about top surgery
- Talk to the surgeon about the size you...
Things they don’t tell you about top surgery
- Talk to the surgeon about the size you want your new areolas/nipples (don’t be afraid to ask)
- Numbness. No one talks about this for guys who are about to have surgery. You’re going to be numb all in your chest area, especially where the incisions were. They cut nerves as they pass along your chest, and it can take up to a year to regenerate those nerves. Still, feels super foreign for the first two weeks
- Make your bed into a pillo...
clarke-griffin:
dajo42:
“it’s just a phase” i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally...
“it’s just a phase”
i mean the moon has phases but it’s still literally always the moon. just because the moon’s doing something different today doesn’t mean it was lying about being the moon yesterday
merlypops:
emotionalandmotionless:
diemoshingorspiders:
panica...

Bringing this back.
for all of u who dont understand or want to understand what an asexual person is
Raising asexual awareness every reblog
I’m so glad I found this, I’ve had many questions about asexuality and this answered them.
Time to inform some ignorant assholes.Oh.
October 20, 2016
Okay but why is there a disco song abut Rasputin
Okay but why is there a disco song abut Rasputin
out-there-on-the-maroon:
theupbeat-hart:
madlori:
lornacrowley:
lornacrowley:
i cant believe...
i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the“hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers
i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i
how is it that I have never seen this
please i beg you do yourselves a favor and watch cousin oskaar from iceland
This is so much better than I was expecting. Holy shit.
One of my old roommates played this...
trashyscarface:
Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3.
I...

Acting Captain’s log, Stardate 4523.3.
I dinnae know why the captain returned with a ripped shirt while the rest of the away team look perfectly fine. They landed on Tribble Planet. There’s nothin’ but Tribbles there. Doctor McCoy looks mighty peeved and Mr. Spock hasn’t spoken since their return. The Captain looks pleased with himself. Why am I still on this ship. Help.
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