Eileen Gonzalez's Blog, page 166
December 9, 2024
Aziraphale: Know why I called you in here?
Crowley: Because I accidentally sent you a dick…
Aziraphale: Know why I called you in here?
Crowley: Because I accidentally sent you a dick pic.
Aziraphale: *Stops pouring two glasses of wine* Accidentally?
a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i’ve ever seen as it got lifted out of a…
a baby at work the other day gave me the meanest look i’ve ever seen as it got lifted out of a cesarean. 1 second old and already hating. you can’t teach that.
@lizardho you gotta flex on this baby. Tell the world about the blood on your hands.
K, so, I was born when my papa was in med school. My mom was in labor for a long time and the best OBGYN the hospital had was on the case to help since it was an unusually difficult birth. I came out with a scowl on my face...
December 8, 2024
totallybemused:
pfdiva:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:your yearly reminder...
your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors ...
theepolynesian:bcfurs:
cakeisnotpie:
desidesidesi:
cortohdow:
glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:
el...
glorfy-the-bright-haired-ellon:
let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them
everyone knows that the real way to show someone you love them is to find them a really cool rock. not a diamond. just a neat rock that you think they will enjoy
Not a rock THE ARKENSTONE
Why just one rock
Why not three
Why not the silmarils
...
“Conservationists in New Mexico are celebrating the state’s expanding population of wild river…
Once Locally Extinct, ‘Top Predator’ River Otter Flourishing Again in New Mexico
“Conservationists in New Mexico are celebrating the state’s expanding population of wild river otters, as their numbers have tripled in the last 14 years.
Though native to the state, the beasts were extirpated completely during the 1900s, likely due to a mixture of overtrapping and habitat destruction.
However, groups can now be seen swimming about in waterways located in communities like Taos, Angel Fir...
not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
not allowed to say Harry Potter, but what was your book series obsession as a teen
mine was definitely Eragon
Good Omens 2x07
Good Omens 2x07
Killing 68,000 people was United’s choice.
Killing 68,000 people was United’s choice.
Murder by algorithm is wrong.
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