Richard McGowan's Blog: Smashed-Rat-On-Press - Posts Tagged "garnish"
A Conversation with The Oracle of Rodentia
Q: Oh, I see Goodreads has a new Author Q/A feature. Can I ask you a question?
A: Yes, you may ask only one question, and you already blew it... But I'm feeling jovial today, so I'll grant you one more question.
Q: Do you really answer all your own questions?
A: No. I have a team of little rodents who scurry around the place looking up details in a gigantic encyclopedia of all knowledge. They take turns at the reception window and answer questions on a first-in-last-out basis so the earlier you ask, the behinder you'll be. Especially when we're busy.
Q: How soon will I get an answer?
A: One moment please while we connect your call...
A: Yes, you may ask only one question, and you already blew it... But I'm feeling jovial today, so I'll grant you one more question.
Q: Do you really answer all your own questions?
A: No. I have a team of little rodents who scurry around the place looking up details in a gigantic encyclopedia of all knowledge. They take turns at the reception window and answer questions on a first-in-last-out basis so the earlier you ask, the behinder you'll be. Especially when we're busy.
Q: How soon will I get an answer?
A: One moment please while we connect your call...
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