Ais's Blog - Posts Tagged "i-amuse-myself-in-stupid-ways"

He was a slave to the overbearing, monstrous world of the Agency, kept far from the light and removed from his native homeland of China. A beautiful, broken man with a tragic past and a life filled with violence and pain, he never believed he would amount to anything more than the Sin for which he was named.

Until one day a young man came into his life-- graceful, gorgeous, intriguing--who captivated Sin's heart at the first glance of golden eyes. But the young man didn't fall to Sin's infamous demeanor the way so many had before-- he neither feared nor desired him! The challenge he made! Sin's exquisite loins burned like wildfire for this young man whose power of bewitchment surely meant faerie blood ran within his veins.

But the mysterious young man has an atramentous past that has kept him shackled in spirit -- and his suicidal insouciance may prove too great for even Sin's unprecedented power to overcome.

Their tempestuous hurricane begins as an impassioned affair. Beautiful and dangerous, they burn for each other like the light of a hundred thousand million suns, but they may find that their greatest enemies aren't from without but are instead FROM WITHIN.

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Wow you guys help me, I really can't make a dramatic enough romance-novel-style-summary and in my attempts to add suitable drama I made it too long.

I'm kind of sad about this.

Also I like how I left Boyd unnamed for some reason XD It's just an entire book with him always referred to as "young man."

WHAT IS THIS CRAZINESS ABOUT??, you ask?

I WILL NEVER TELL!

(0.1 seconds later:)

On a TSP chat probably 1-2 years ago we were talking about how ridiculous romance books/covers are and then I said I wanted a het romance style cover done for ICoS because I thought it would be hilarious. Eternityras did most of the art; djabea and I did the background (including amazingly well done stick figures running around panicking and/or on fire).

You're happy I posted about this, aren't you? Your life would not have been complete without this awesome cover.

PS: I had this line in the fake summary and removed it because it was making things too long-- but the imagery amused me too much to leave it out of the entry:

Their hearts had never been caught before, even if their bodies had, and now this infamous Sin had set his sights on the sin he wished to commit: to deflower himself upon the young man's sturdy rod.

TAKE THAT SONNY. STURDY ROD. I'm totes writing that in the next sex scene btw.

"And then XX impaled himself upon YY's sturdy rod, the turgid member quivering at the height of attention as it was devoured by XX's erotic insides..."