It's a rather depressing time of year for some and this whole end-of-the-world folly can really be vexing so I put out a humor/fantasy piece called Santa's a zombie? for Kindle. Way cheap at $.99 and it's a short story. A fairly long one. So, this was my attempt at skewering the holidays like Sedaris has but with a zombie apocalypse and elves trained in military combat. Here's a link.
http://www.amazon.com/Santas-a-Zombie...Happy Holidays and happy reading. Hope you get that book you always wanted.
Cheers!