Pseudonymous Bosch's Blog, page 22

How low

Email from a fan:

Just thought you should know...  I was looking through my sister's Highlights magazine, and your book was on the "Favorite Books" list.  There's no escaping it!

-K

And here we thought Highlights was a respectable publication. For shame!

IQ test ...

From a fan:
The Secret Series book ID IQ Test.
see the pics,
 if you found your books at the first pic in 30 seconds, you're good!
if you found'em in the second pic in 3 seconds, you're ok
if you had to check the last .................well, ummmmmm, i have to go, like, duty calls or stuff.......
My Evilness,                                 Read More...

What a geek ... dad interview.

Uh oh! A Wordstock interview with Pseudonymous?

Check it out:

Looks like this one turned out to be a real grudge match. I think some controversial material is also discussed, like an alleged unwritten book. Check it out here.

Hide out

Email alert:

Something tells me the Midnight Sun is on the loose, and know that soon I will have my hands on You Have To Stop This. So, I have come up with disguises for my first four of the Secret Series.

Each.of my books has their own disguise.
The Name of This Book is Secret - a harmless librarian. Or is it?
If You're Reading This, It's Too Late - A beauty pagent queen..
This Book is Not Good For You - A writer/artist
This Isn't What it Looks Like - a Read More...

Emails of the Day - Thanksgiving Edition

First comes this email from someone calling himself "The Unnecessarian":

To improve the coherence of the following text, it would be best if you read it aloud in a British accent.
 
 '"Why nice to meet you Mr. Bosch. I suppose I'll call you pseudopod to adopt a more familiar tone.
You are informed as to the meaning of the word, I presume?
Let us get right to the point then, shall we?
 
I am contacting you via rather...unorthodox methods. In my day, it was consideredRead More...

words within words

The Wordnik Word of the Day for November 22, 2011 is

turducken
http://www.wordnik.com/words/turducken

(noun) A dish consisting of a deboned turkey stuffed with a deboned duck that has been stuffed with a small deboned chicken, and also containing stuffing.
(noun) A series of five strikes in a row in bowling.

'Turducken' is a portmanteau of 'turkey,' 'duck,' and 'chicken.' 'Turbaconducken' is turducken wrapped in bacon.

 

Example:
"A well-prepared turduckenRead More...

Jester

This is a rather lovely drawing of the Jester from someone who goes by the scary name of Viper Killer.

-Quiche

It's time (card) ... and it shreds.

Agent oathofarmsGB's time card:

00:01 start ripping out all of the pages in the book, including jacket.
01:30 ---------
01:31 start gluing loose-leaf inside where pages WERE. Use whiteout on your name on side of book.
02:10 ---------
02:11 Put everything back into backpack.
02:20 Put on cap, jacket, and sunglasses.
02:30 Ask bus driver if i can walk the rest of the way to school.
02:45 Get off bus, walking not too casually, but just enough. MakeRead More...

FACTS

Pseudonymous Bosch fun facts for next book jacket:

Born at an extremely young age.
Wears shirts.
Owns shoes.
Can differentiate between apples and other type/s of fruit.

Uh oh ...

Agent in the field finds this in the field:


Uh oh. November 19, but where?!?
-Quiche