C.K. Burch's Blog, page 194
May 24, 2015
Duck Tales The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp poster art by...
Duck Tales The Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp poster art by Drew Struzan
God, this movie. I remember seeing it in theaters and loving it. Bless.
May 23, 2015
seananmcguire:lizawithazed:roachpatrol:kiddthemaniac:when-the-reindeer-comes-home:bolto:white dude...
white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english*
Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved? was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century. This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”
“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”
‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’
“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”
“You know what? This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”
May 22, 2015
ryannorth:
jennipoos:
kungfucarrie:
thessalian:oracleanne:good...
Really happy to see this at my local library
OOOOH. *happy YA librarian dance*
I want this in every library, everywhere. After all, some kids won’t even google this stuff because they don’t want parents/siblings checking their browser history.
This is really awesome. And if you’re not familiar with how the Dewey Decimal system works - the numbers subject-based, which means these numbers are applicable in EVERY library. So if you see something you want to research on this list - look for those same numbers in any of your local libraries.
Libraries! The best.
Libraries AND librarians = the best!
mcpippypants:
artlandofme:
artlandofme:
When your partner...
When your partner says “No”
Your partner really means “No”
Hi! I know I sound annoying but it would really help me a lot if you kindly help me spread my artworks by pressing the ‘Reblog’ button. I really want other people(non followers) to see and enjoy my artworks too :) Thank you for supporting me and my crazy artworks :3
This is glorious
thismaniacsinlovewithyou:
ozgeburcaka:
Women Rejecting...
Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History
this is perfect, just see the whole post.
Mallory Ortberg is a delight. Read all her stuff.
roxannameta:
tessfowler:
Imperator Furiosa and The Brides,...
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Imperator Furiosa and The Brides, Pencils. 2015
Bless, Tess!
This is why Fury Road is important: positive representation leading to inspiration. Bless.
