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Why Vampire Boy Bands Suck!!
by MeShack Hooshmand

Hey Everybody!
This is MeShack from the novel Fire Baptized. Many know me as the Hot, extremly talented Were-cheetah that sings lead for the band Mahogany Groove.

But I'm not just that sexy guy that you dream about . . . I’m also a big music enthusiast.

There is just one type of music that I hate.
Vampire boy bands

Here are my top FOUR reasons why Vampire boy bands suck.



1- Their love songs sound like takeout orders.



Check out the Vampire boy band Stake’s lyrics for “Love Feast”


I’m famished. I need your love, baby
I’ve been starving for you, lady.
When I come to your window full of hunger and need.
Going to take you in my arms and feed.

Personally, that song scares ME.


2- Sweet-talking your food is weird and creepy.


First of all, is it just me, or is having sex with your food insane? I mean these Vampire bands sing about love and sex, but here’s what they really are saying:

“Hey baby, can I drink your bodily fluids to survive? I also want to sex you down, baby . . . as I eat you.”


The last supernatural music awards on MTV gave out at least twenty awards to Vampires.
Ridiculous!

Maybe I should write a ballad about my desire to hump and eat a sandwich.


3- They’re not BOYS!

Just about every Vampire in those boy bands is over a hundred years old. Am I the only one that sees a problem with these old Vampires singing to high school girls?
Clearly this is pedophilia.


4-There’s so much more great music out there.


In fact, here are two albums that are currently on my play list:

The Siren alternative rock group Sea Flower released their latest album, Odyssey Vol. 2: Homer Go F**k Yourself. It’s awesome.

My favorite rapper, a Were-wolf and fraternity brother, Primal
had a new song called Shift It. It’s really sexy so definitely not for anyone under eighteen.

In conclusion, save your ears and brain cells! Throw all of those albums of Vampire boy bands away.

Hello! I’m Zulu from the novel Fire Baptized.

The love of my life is Lanore Vesta. She is perfect in every way, except for one thing . . . her ex-boyfriend MeShack. He’s a Were-cheetah and is always around us!

When I’m alone, sitting at my desk, I dream of interesting ways to kill him. Don’t tell Lanore, but here are my top three ways to kill a Were-cheetah.

1- The Distraction Method

I would nail a long sturdy cord to the ceiling, open the window, and let the cord wave back and forth with the wind. The Were-cheetah will walk into the room, see the dangling cord, and instantly be distracted. While the Were-cheetah is batting and playing with the cord like a moron, push him out the window!
Hopefully you’re on the sixth floor. Most Shapeshifters can survive a fall, but not at an impossible height. The best part about this method is that your girlfriend would think it was all an accident.

2- The Ostrich Sandwich Surprise

Like most Shapeshifters from the Were-cat family, MeShack loves raw ostrich meat. I would make him an ostrich meat sub stacked with mayo, lettuce, tomatoes, and poison. MeShack’s nose is by far the best in our supernatural caged city so I would have to get a talented Earth Witch to do an odorless poison.

I couldn’t give him the sandwich because he would be suspicious. I would just leave it at his door, knock, and race away. The only problem with this method is that Lanore would want to investigate who put the poison in the sandwich and I would be her number one suspect.

3- Don’t Do Drugs

I’m against drug usage due to the problems I’ve had with drugs in my teen years. However, MeShack smokes a lot of marijuana. I would get a bouquet of Baby’s Breath flowers. These flowers are toxic to Shapeshifters and have been known to cause instant death.

I would dry the flowers, pound them into a powder, sprinkle the stuff into one of his joints, and wait for him to smoke it. I’m sure Lanore would be suspicious. MeShack grows his own marijuana so there would be no reason to assume that he’d die from his own stuff.
Regardless, this is just how I like to past the time, dreaming of MeShack’s demise. We all have dreams. Mine are just a bit homicidal.

Anybody have any other good ways to kill a Were-cheetah?

Alright!

I just got the Character Designs back and wanted to show yall!

Quick Update:

The animator has began drawing and animating the opening scene. The background designer is creating the caged city and focusing on Shango District.

I have two musicians writing the theme song.

We are still auditioning for Voices! Email me at wrigkenya@gmail.com


Meet LANORE




Meet MeShack (human form)




Meet MeShack (beast form)

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Meet Zulu (human form)






SORRY--- I can't show Zulu's beast form for those who never read the book. :-(


I'll be sending more Character Designs and art work from the series.

Available now



September 19, 2012