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February 28, 2012

Ana's Birthday Bash Day 1: Partying with Rawiya and Lucy Felthouse

Good morning, everyone! Are you ready to par-tay? Well, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, so put on your sexiest outfit, grab a drink, and let's get started!



So how's this going to work? Well, each day from now until Sunday, March 4th, we'll be partying with another couple of authors, getting all the latest on their upcoming releases, drooling over their fabulous book covers ... oh, yeah, and you'll get a chance to win one of their books! But wait, there's more! On top of that, each commenter is going to be entered to win one of the two grand prizes - either a $23 Amazon gift card, to celebrate the fact that I'm turning 23 this year, or a year subscription to Writer's Digest magazine. Grand prize winners will be announced at the end of the week. And what if you comment on all five posts during the Birthday Bash? Your name is put into the drawing to win the grand prize five times. That's right. You heard me correctly!



So we're kicking things off today with two of my best girlfriends, Rawiya of the Literary Triad, one of the three muses of Author Sharita Lira and Lucy Felthouse, owner of the Erotica for All website! Give them a round of applause, would ya?



Here are the goodies that are up for grabs today:










Click on the covers to check out the blurbs!




Since there are two e-books up for grabs, that means there's going to be two winners today (selected by Random.org because I'm an indecisive little bitch). And here's what you have to do:



Leave a comment below with your email address (so we can contact you), which e-book you would prefer to win (or you can just say either if you're not terribly picky), and your answer to the following question: What is your favorite party song/song you like to bust a move to?



Feel free to include a link and good luck! Today's giveaway will last until midnight CST! And remember, even if you don't win today, you're still entered into the grand prize giveaway and there are still four more days left of the Birthday Bash!



I Want More Lucy!

Lucy can be stalked online at the following links:

Website

Twitter

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Latest Release - The Cottage in the Woods

Living
in her remote cottage in the woods, Heidi doesn't get many
visitors. So when she spots a fox in her garden, she's delighted.
However, her joy quickly turns to dismay when she thinks the
beautiful creature may be injured. Heading out to see how she can
help, Heidi is astounded when something happens that makes her
question her eyesight – not to mention her sanity. Once she gets
over her shock and discovers the reason behind the peculiar
encounter, Heidi is mighty glad that the fox chose her garden to
visit.






I Want More Rawiya!

Rawiya can be stalked online at the following links:

The Literary Triad

Rawiya

Michael Mandrake

BL Morticia

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Upcoming Release, April 2012 - Smooth Like Latte




Brendan
Walsh, CEO of Walsh Financial has put his life on hold to make his
father proud. Because of this, he's melancholy most of the time and
is beginning to develop a love for Scotch and disdain for his dad.






Davori
"Latte" Jenkins is a happy go lucky barista with several talents,
the most important, his way with words and when Brendan steps into
his place of employment, sparks fly between the two and immediately,
they feel the connection. Over a macchiato latte, Brendan might see
his future man but will he gain enough strength to tell his father
about his orientation?




Trailer for Something Fresh Served Hot, First Book in the Series





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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. She loves giveaways, and birthdays, and nerdy men, and ... caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine.


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Published on February 28, 2012 22:01

February 25, 2012

It's Okay. Really. Men Can Like Snuggles, Too.

My boyfriend is a snuggle whore.




Do I have your attention now? Cool.




I'll admit that here lately I've been a bit fixated on the topic of male characterization and writing a believable story from the male POV. So shoot me. Once you write from the POV of a guy for several months on end, you tend to get stuck in that mindset. Hell, I haven't been able to enjoy a Kesha song in forever because my inner Daniel just really doesn't like her sound. I'm honestly surprised I haven't grown my own set of balls yet ... but that's getting a bit off topic.



Yesterday, I was poking around the RT Book Review site when I came across a really interesting review (you can read it by clicking here): Apparently, a couple reviewed three different stories in the Ellora's Cave new line of erotica for men (which I've always been particularly interested in as I myself have a series due to release this year that I'd like to think could be enjoyed by both men and women. Because I'm just awesome like that). But some of the comments made by the male reviewer really struck a chord with me. So, today I'm going to talk about overcoming stereotypes. Because this is my blog and I can do what I want to!



Disclaimer: This post is not meant to bash Ellora's Cave or its writers. It is simply my opinion. If you don't want to hear my opinion, you are free to turn back now. It's not too late!






Okay, now it's too late.




First off, I'd just like to say that I am very much a woman. I have tits. I have a va-jay-jay. I shave my legs and do my hurr and put on make-up when I damn well feel like it. But I hate shopping. I hate driving tiny cars. I can go to the bathroom all by myself like the big kid I am. I don't have a bunch of "girlfriends." I hate gossiping. I hate getting pedicures. I don't watch The Real Housewives of whatever. I don't keep up with celebrity gossip. I never thought Orlando Bloom was attractive. I watch a shit load of porn. And I don't need a Prince Charming to make me happy. Right there I just listed several female stereotypes that I do NOT fall into. But I'm still a woman, right? Of course I am! Everybody's different.



But most days I don't feel like doing my hurr or putting on make-up.



So then why do female writers, on average, feel the need to clump male characters into one of two stereotyped categories? They're either the strong (yet sensitive!) alpha male whose entire life revolves around the heroine (rendering him as a flat, boring character who never does anything for himself) or he's the asshole who only cares about getting his own jollies, taking everything the heroine has to give while giving nothing back in return (but he's still sexy because he's a bad boy and we all love bad boys, right?)




Men are people, too, and being people, they're all different. Look around you at all the men in your life.  Are they all the same? I sure as hell hope not.




As for the men in my life: My brother hates it when girls wear clothes that are too tight/translucent/low-cut/short. "Ugh, there goes another skank," my brother will say when we're out people-watching. (Actually, it's usually more along the lines of, "Damn. If that skirt were any shorter, she'd need a hairnet," or "If she sneezes, she's going to bust right out of that top," but you get the idea). My boyfriend detests "jeggings" (the leggings-jeans hybrids that have been popular here lately) because they're too tight and look slutty. He also prefers snuggles to sex.


Jeggings for men. Some things just can't be un-seen.





My boyfriend is also one of the most considerate people I know. So I've had a horrible day? He's right there with my favorite chocolate. I've been sitting at my computer all day writing? He rubs my shoulders for me because he knows I always get a knot in my left shoulder after hunching over my laptop for a while. Or maybe I've been running all over town and my feet are sore? You guessed it. He'll give me a foot massage.




And I never ask for these things. He just does them. Because he's a nice, thoughtful guy. (Did I mention he bought me a Kindle for my birthday?) But he's still a guy. He isn't macho - he's a computer programmer. He's not perfect and that's okay, because nobody is. He has his own life, hobbies, and friends and I like it when he gets to spend time with those friends when I'm not around.




Okay Ana, stop rambling and get to the point!




Okay, okay! My point is that every story you write is going to require some amount of research. Are you going to write a Regency story without first researching the time period? No! (Or at least I hope not, though I've seen countless historical romance novels that were so far off-base, I doubt the author did anything other than skim a Wikipedia article on the subject). So why would you write a story geared towards men without first researching the topic? Observe the world around you with a pair of unbiased eyes and ears. Talk with your male acquaintances. Read books they like.




And for the love of God, a penis is a penis, a dick, or a cock. It is not a warrior, a schlong, a Johnson, a crotch rocket, or a monster. I'm just sayin'.

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. Having written from a male POV since she was only eleven years-old, Ana used to amuse herself by posting her writing up on the Internet without ever verifying her real-life gender. Most people simply assumed she was a man writing about manly things.




Haha. Suckers.

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February 21, 2012

7 Apps My Muse Can't Live Without (and Neither Should Yours)

Forget diamonds! A smartphone is a girl's best friend.



Well, actually, a smartphone is a writer's best friend. Welcome to the world of technology, people. Cell phones aren't just for having really loud, public conversations anymore.



7 Apps My Muse Would Kill (Or At Least Maim) For



7. Netflix


Now, this might sound counter-productive, but if you already have a Netflix account, then why not go on ahead and download the Netflix app so you can take all your favorite shows with you on the go? BAM instant entertainment for the next time you're sitting in a Little Caesars for forty minutes because apparently that's how long it takes to cook a Hot-n-Ready pizza (true story). Not only can it be a source of great inspiration, it can also be used as part of your reward system (which every author should have). I usually reward myself with a thirty-minute show of some kind after I hit a nice-sized milestone in my writing goal. Like an episode of Princess Tutu or RuPaul's Drag Race.



Ballet-dancing ducks and drag queens. The two things that make my world go 'round.





You don't need me to tell you how inspiring music can be. But if you really insist ... music can be DAMN inspiring. If you own a smartphone and you don't have Pandora, all I can suggest is you crawl out from under that rock where you've been hibernating for so long and give it a try. The only downsides are the ads, but if you can live with that, then enjoy your free, custom radio stations tailored specifically for you. I don't think I could make it a single day without Pandora. The first two books of my One Powerful Addiction series were written with either my Dubstep or Apocalyptica Pandora station playing in the background.



5. Dolphin Browser (HD or Mini)


This is a browser for your phone (two different versions; one HD and one not) and it's honestly one of the most useful I've come across. You can easily put websites on your "speed dial" (a list that shows up when you first open the browser), and you can have multiple tabs up, bookmarks, and tons of other neat things. It's easy to use, customizable, and hey ... it's got a dolphin for a mascot!



Now, just change that to the Narwhals Browser and it'll be perfect!

4. Pulse


Pulse is a sexy word isn't it? Yeah, it is! But the Pulse app isn't necessarily sexy ... unless you get off on having all your RSS feeds neatly streamed to the same place. You can now have multiple windows and there are plenty of feeds to choose from. Don't see the one you're looking for? You can type in a RSS feed URL or the URL to a website and easily find their feed that way! Never be out of the loop again. Because sometimes you just can't wait to get home and check DamnYouAutoCorrect.Com to see if it's updated.



3. TweetCaster


I'm freaking addicted to this little app. As I'm sure you can tell from the name, it's a Twitter app. And it's awesome. You can have multiple Twitter accounts if you're a masochist like me and actually have more than one (but my @AnaHart03 one is the coolest, of course). And it's completely customizable. It's sort of like TweetDeck ... except for your phone. And way cooler. (I tried TweetDeck out once and it didn't jive with me). So, download TweetCaster and keep up with all your writer friends or even the people you're Internet stalking (don't worry, I won't tell).



2. Evernote


My boyfriend actually introduced me to this app some time ago (thanks, baby!). It's a note app, so it's perfect for when inspiration strikes on the go, but it's got some really great features that make it stand out from the competition. You can have multiple notebooks (so you can sort your notes) and you can attach audio files, pictures, and tags. And all your notes are uploaded to the Evernote website so even if you happen to drop your phone down the toilet, you can just sync your Evernote account up to your new phone!



And finally, the #1 app my muse can't live without ...




1. QuickOffice + Dropbox


QuickOffice is like Microsoft Office, except for your phone. I know it's coming pretty standard on Android smartphones these days (not so sure about iPhones ... sorry guys, I'm packing a Droid RAZR), but combine this app with Dropbox and you've got a match made in heaven. I have my WiPs with me. Everywhere I go. All the time. Stuck in the waiting room at the doctor's office? Pull out your phone and knock out another page on your current story! Hear a line of dialog at a restaurant that is just PERFECT for that scene you were writing before you went out? You can actually slap it into the story right then and there!



Or, you know, you could just jot it down onto your napkin and cram it in your pocket ... but where's the fun in that?!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. And she's just plain awesome. 'Nuff said.

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Published on February 21, 2012 22:01

February 19, 2012

You're Cordially Invited to Ana Hart's Birthday Bash! (Feb. 29 - March 4)

Happy Monday everyone! Did you miss me? Well, I sure missed you guys! We've got a lot to catch up on, but first things first ...



We're having a party!









On March 3, 1989, a little bundle of joy was born ... who has been vexing her dear family ever since! And now that bundle of joy is turning 23 and she'd like to do something for all of her friends, stalkers, acquaintances, and other lovely strangers out there on the Internet!





Okay, I'm going to stop talking in third person now. So, here's the deal. From Feb. 29 - March 4 here on XOXO and All That Jazz, we're going to be having a little bit of a party. Every day will be a new blog post and a new way to score some really cool goodies from some really cool people.



Here's a run-down of the offerings so far:




$23 Amazon gift card
Year subscription to Writer's Digest magazine
Spontaneous Liaisons , an anthology from Naughty Nights Press
Campus Sexploits , an anthology from Naughty Nights Press
A Wicked & Wanton All Hallows Eve , an anthology from Naughty Nights Press


And e-books from some of the hottest authors of erotic romance around such as Cassandre Dayne , Kiki Howell , Mike Woody , Gemma Parkes , and Author Sharita Lira !




It's going to be big! It's going to be bold! It may be glittery! We're going to be jamming out to music, looking at some kick-ass covers and book trailers, talking about some awesome up-and-coming book releases, and just having a generally good time. So mark your calendars and remember to stop on by on Feb. 29 - March 4 because you know it's going to be fun.




Want to RSVP? Stop by the Facebook event page and say that you're attending!




Are you an author who wants to get in on the fun and donate an e-book or other goodie to be given away? Send me an email!




Questions, comments, concerns? Leave me a comment below and we'll talk *winks*.

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. Ana loves giving gifts ... and partying. Giving gifts makes her feel good. Well, so does partying, but that's usually because of the alcohol.

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January 14, 2012

Six Sentence Sunday #13, CyberTech: The Isaac Model





Welcome back, everyone! I'm ecstatic to see we all survived Friday the 13th! Ready for another taste of CyberTech? Of course you are! Well, I'm finally going to toss you a bone this week. For those just joining us, you might want to read the previous CyberTech SSS posts: #1, #2, #3.





"What about the Isaac?" she finally managed to ask and the parade of models immediately halted. 


"I'm afraid the Isaac model has been outdated for over a year, Ms. Walker." 


The haughty incredulity of Mr. Tiller's tone slapped Melanie across the face and viciously jolted her into the present. Had it really been over a year? "I still would like to see it," she insisted and Mr. Tiller relented with a quiet dignity borne from many long years pandering to the whims of CyberTech's more eccentric clientele. 


When the Isaac finally slipped into view, Melanie fought hard against the lump in the back of her throat; The model looked like Jake.



Okay, so it wasn't much of a bone. Tune in next time to learn more about the Isaac model, Melanie Walker, and this mysterious Jake fellow! Next Sunday will be my last CyberTech SSS post and then I'll be moving on to featuring snippets from my upcoming release, Reborn. Have a great Sunday and MLK Jr.'s Day on Monday and enjoy the snippets from other SSS contributors!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. A bit of a sadist, Ana gets her jollies from mercilessly teasing her readers with an endless parade of vague hints and cliffhangers.

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January 12, 2012

Naughty Nights Blog Hop: Celebrating Six Months!




Anniversaries are awesome. Hey, any excuse to eat cake is pretty freaking awesome in my book! Mmm . . . cake . . .



Okay, let's not get TOO off track here, Ana.



But, but . . . cake!



FOCUS, WOMAN.



Fine! Oh, err, hi! Welcome to XOXO and All That Jazz. I'm Ana Hart and today we're celebrating the six month anniversary of Naughty Nights Press with a small, nonsensical blog post and a chance to score a $5 Amazon gift card at the end.



As I couldn't think of anything to blog about (I wanted to do a post about narwhals, but my boyfriend voted for aardvarks), consider this portion the small, nonsensical part.



Now onto the gift card!








Yes, that is a bunneh. An office bunneh, to be exact. Here's how this is going to work:



For your chance at that Amazon gift card, you'll need to leave a comment below with your email address (so I can contact you if you win) and your answer to the following question: "What is that bunny looking at on its computer?"



Be funny! Be silly! Be sexy! Make us question your sanity! Just have fun with it. The winner will be chosen at random by random.org (because I'm an indecisive little wench and if I could afford it, I'd give everyone a gift card!) The contest will close on January 15th at midnight CST.



Don't forget to leave your email address in your comment and good luck!



Oh, and don't forget to check out the other blogs participating in this hop! *leaves a big, sloppy kiss for you* And have a nice day!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. Ana would apologize for her short, cop-out blog hop post, but as she is currently infected with the plague known as the "head cold," she refuses to take responsibility for any of her actions! Except for eating the last cookie in the cookie jar. She totally did that. And it was delicious.

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January 9, 2012

Funny Shit My Boyfriend Says #1 (It's All About Trust)

It's late at night. I'm curled up on my boyfriend's bed, desperately trying to write something before he gets out of the shower, but alas, my muse is being fickle yet again and before I can do anything mildly productive, the bathroom door is flung open and out saunters my boyfriend amidst a cloud of steam. My eyes immediately travel down his naked body to where his flaccid cock is nestled among short-cropped pubic hair. It is "sleepy," as we like to say. I do my best to resist the urge to reach out and grab a hold of it and "wake it up."



My boyfriend walks up to the edge of the bed and strikes a Peter Pan pose. I reluctantly flick my eyes away from his cock and look towards his face instead. Our eyes meet.



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Yeah, that pose. Except naked.





"Smell my crotch!" He suddenly - and loudly - announces. I skeptically glance back towards said crotch and eye it as if I'm seeing it for the first time. This seems like a rather fishy request.


Needless to say, I'm a little suspicious.



To smell or not to smell? After a few moments of debate, I decide to bite the proverbial bullet (which just sounds rather painful, to be honest) and take a nice, big whiff of my boyfriend's balls. Why not? Relationships are all about trust, right? So, I lean in and sniff . . .



And hey, they actually smell good. A little strong, but good.



"I just used my new body wash," he explains with a shrug and I nod along, though I'll admit I'm only partially paying attention at this point. His dick is waking up and I'm entranced by the sight of it thickening and hardening for me. "I thought it was a bit strong," the boyfriend continues and my mind is suddenly filled with the mental image of him bending over in the shower to try and sniff his crotch.



He would, too. Because he's silly like that. Which is one of the things that makes him so awesome.



But now I'm faced with a dilemma. Oh, what to do, what to do? To write or fondly those freshly cleaned balls? Choices, choices.



I bet you'll never guess which one I chose. *winks*

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. When she was younger, she used to have the biggest crush on Peter Pan, but now she's more a fan of Captain Hook. Because pirates are drop dead sexy. Just sayin'.

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Published on January 09, 2012 22:01

January 7, 2012

Six Sentence Sunday #12: CyberTech, The Xavier Model





By some silly miscalculation, I accidentally missed last week's SSS. Whoops! I must have still been in a sugar coma from the holidays. Well, I'm not going to miss THIS Sunday and this Sunday we are finally continuing with our journey into the mysterious world of CyberTech. Last time we left off when Melanie was just about to meet my favorite model, the Xavier. Just joining us? Check out post number one and post number two to get caught up!


Another model glided forward. Tattoos inked in black stood stark against skin so pale as to almost be translucent and even in repose its facial features were sharp, accented by flashes of silver cutting through its eyebrow, nose, and lip. The erection it sported was far too long and too thick to have been based off any human model and its tattoos and piercings were entirely customizable with a mere twist of a dial, as Mr. Tiller quickly demonstrated. 


The Xavier was indeed exotic, probably pushing the very limitations of CyberTech's designers. 


Melanie sat back in her chair and shook her head. "No," she whispered and the model disappeared.

And our time's up yet again! Tune in next week to finally meet the model Melanie does actually fancy! Ready to check out some other six sentences? Click here!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. And she would completely love a robot sex toy that looked like the Xavier. Because bad boys are hot. Just sayin'.

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December 17, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday #11: Meet the Models of CyberTech





Thanks for stopping by again! This Sunday, we're picking back up with another snippet from my WIP, CyberTech. Apparently last week's six sentences left people with more questions than answers, so here's another six to . . . probably do a bit more of that! We're jumping forward a page or two to get to the juicy stuff. Why was Melanie expecting the attendant to not be human?



"Your file states you are interested in our Companion line. Our most popular models," Mr. Tiller continued while reclining back in his chair, "are the Bryant, Antoine, and Lucas." As he spoke, the three mentioned models glided close to one of the bubble walls to allow Melanie a closer look.



All three were perfectly formed and beautiful - smooth skin drawn taut over well-defined muscles, symmetrical facial features soft in their repose; these were obviously display models left inactive and nude for the pleasure of their potential buyers, every inch of their bodies meticulously detailed and flawless even down to the artificial erections they each proudly sported.



Despite herself, Melanie's face flushed at the sight of the manufactured Adonises and after several painful moments, the three models glided away from the wall.



"Or there is the Xavier, if you prefer something more exotic . . ."



Darn, our six sentences are up! And we were just about to get to my favorite model (though Melanie doesn't particularly fancy him.) Drop in next week for another glimpse into the world of CyberTech and be sure to check out the Six Sentence Sunday website for more awesome snippets!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between. To her, imperfection is beautiful, though unfortunately in the world of CyberTech, that is not always the case.

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December 15, 2011

Stuff Your Stockings by Guessing What's in Santa's Sack!

Warning: If you are easily offended, turn back now (or just skip down until you see the picture of the jolly fat man in red!)




Christmas shopping for men is always so difficult and this year was no different. What does the boyfriend really want? Would he prefer a pair of Japanese clover clamps or the inflatable anal plug harness instead? 









Oh, the fucking decisions.


Oh damn, I forgot we're doing Christmas with my family. Great, now I'm going to have to find a tame gift that I can present to him in front of my mom so as to not give the poor thing a heart attack (the "poor thing" in question probably being both my mom and boyfriend in this situation.)




Maybe a t-shirt? Yeah! Geeky computer/gamer/IT guys like shirts!







No mom, that's totally NOT an innuendo.


. . . . . . .




Oh, fuck it. I give up. I'll just give him a gift card. Brilliant! But what kind of gift card? . . . AMAZON. Amazon has everything. Yes! Finally!




Christmas shopping completed. Whew. Well, that was easy. Oh, and I have an Amazon gift card for you, too! One lucky commenter on this post will receive a $20 gift card to Amazon. But you have to do more than just leave a randomly generic comment. You have to play my little game I have concocted especially for you.




But how do I play?












Just take a good, long, hard look at that Santa Claus. Why is he so jolly? What's he hiding in that sack of his? Tell me in a comment below for your chance to win that $20 Amazon gift card. Be kinky! Be creative! Be serious! Be random or goofy! Make us laugh! Make us cry! Make us question your sanity! Just have fun with it :-)




So, let's recap:

Leave a comment below explaining what Santa has in his sack (and please include your email address so I can contact the winner) and voila! You're entered into the contest.




Anyone is free to enter and the contest will run until midnight CST Sunday, December 18th.




Thanks for stopping by and I'm looking forward to your responses! Oh, and click the blog hop button below to keep on hopping and see what other goodies we have in store for you! Happy Holidays!





Click here to get back to hopping!

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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between (who thinks she's rather amusing.) All she wants for Christmas is for her boyfriend to try a different hole. Wait, make that all of them.

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Published on December 15, 2011 22:01