Stuff Your Stockings by Guessing What's in Santa's Sack!
Warning: If you are easily offended, turn back now (or just skip down until you see the picture of the jolly fat man in red!)
Christmas shopping for men is always so difficult and this year was no different. What does the boyfriend really want? Would he prefer a pair of Japanese clover clamps or the inflatable anal plug harness instead?
Oh, the fucking decisions.
Oh damn, I forgot we're doing Christmas with my family. Great, now I'm going to have to find a tame gift that I can present to him in front of my mom so as to not give the poor thing a heart attack (the "poor thing" in question probably being both my mom and boyfriend in this situation.)
Maybe a t-shirt? Yeah! Geeky computer/gamer/IT guys like shirts!
No mom, that's totally NOT an innuendo.
. . . . . . .
Oh, fuck it. I give up. I'll just give him a gift card. Brilliant! But what kind of gift card? . . . AMAZON. Amazon has everything. Yes! Finally!
Christmas shopping completed. Whew. Well, that was easy. Oh, and I have an Amazon gift card for you, too! One lucky commenter on this post will receive a $20 gift card to Amazon. But you have to do more than just leave a randomly generic comment. You have to play my little game I have concocted especially for you.
But how do I play?
Just take a good, long, hard look at that Santa Claus. Why is he so jolly? What's he hiding in that sack of his? Tell me in a comment below for your chance to win that $20 Amazon gift card. Be kinky! Be creative! Be serious! Be random or goofy! Make us laugh! Make us cry! Make us question your sanity! Just have fun with it :-)
So, let's recap:
Leave a comment below explaining what Santa has in his sack (and please include your email address so I can contact the winner) and voila! You're entered into the contest.
Anyone is free to enter and the contest will run until midnight CST Sunday, December 18th.
Thanks for stopping by and I'm looking forward to your responses! Oh, and click the blog hop button below to keep on hopping and see what other goodies we have in store for you! Happy Holidays!
Click here to get back to hopping!
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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between (who thinks she's rather amusing.) All she wants for Christmas is for her boyfriend to try a different hole. Wait, make that all of them.
Stalk Ana on Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, and Google+.
Read Welcome to the Inferno by Ana Hart in A Wicked & Wanton All Hallows Eve or read A Fair Exchange (for free) in Just One Bite Volume Four.
Christmas shopping for men is always so difficult and this year was no different. What does the boyfriend really want? Would he prefer a pair of Japanese clover clamps or the inflatable anal plug harness instead?
Oh, the fucking decisions.
Oh damn, I forgot we're doing Christmas with my family. Great, now I'm going to have to find a tame gift that I can present to him in front of my mom so as to not give the poor thing a heart attack (the "poor thing" in question probably being both my mom and boyfriend in this situation.)
Maybe a t-shirt? Yeah! Geeky computer/gamer/IT guys like shirts!
No mom, that's totally NOT an innuendo.
. . . . . . .
Oh, fuck it. I give up. I'll just give him a gift card. Brilliant! But what kind of gift card? . . . AMAZON. Amazon has everything. Yes! Finally!
Christmas shopping completed. Whew. Well, that was easy. Oh, and I have an Amazon gift card for you, too! One lucky commenter on this post will receive a $20 gift card to Amazon. But you have to do more than just leave a randomly generic comment. You have to play my little game I have concocted especially for you.
But how do I play?
Just take a good, long, hard look at that Santa Claus. Why is he so jolly? What's he hiding in that sack of his? Tell me in a comment below for your chance to win that $20 Amazon gift card. Be kinky! Be creative! Be serious! Be random or goofy! Make us laugh! Make us cry! Make us question your sanity! Just have fun with it :-)
So, let's recap:
Leave a comment below explaining what Santa has in his sack (and please include your email address so I can contact the winner) and voila! You're entered into the contest.
Anyone is free to enter and the contest will run until midnight CST Sunday, December 18th.
Thanks for stopping by and I'm looking forward to your responses! Oh, and click the blog hop button below to keep on hopping and see what other goodies we have in store for you! Happy Holidays!
Click here to get back to hopping!
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Ana Hart is a writer of erotica, romance, and everything in between (who thinks she's rather amusing.) All she wants for Christmas is for her boyfriend to try a different hole. Wait, make that all of them.
Stalk Ana on Twitter, Facebook, Goodreads, and Google+.
Read Welcome to the Inferno by Ana Hart in A Wicked & Wanton All Hallows Eve or read A Fair Exchange (for free) in Just One Bite Volume Four.
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