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Interview With Lucas Bale

There's a new science fiction author making waves and his name is Lucas Bale. I first heard about Lucas on the Kindle Users Forum when distinguished author, Alex Roddie, recommended him. I quickly warmed to Lucas as he got to work engaging in discussions about review ethics, the definition of a bestseller and other interesting topics. I am delighted to have the opportunity to introduce Lucas here.

Lucas Bale, Author

You're a newly published author. Has it always been your dream to publish a boo...

Indie Authors Needed to Write Quick Tips

Are you an indie author with a dry sense of humour and opinions on how self-publishing should and shouldn't be done?

I'm looking for authors to contribute additional materials to the How Not to Self-Publish blog.

Each day, I'll blog a new scenario from the book, along with comments from other self-published authors. Find out more: Author Contributions Needed.

Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer

Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

Rosen Trevithick Cures Cancer

Award-winning author of My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome cured a patient with terminal lung cancer in the most promising treatment breakthrough since frogs.

Rosen Trevithick, 34, stunned scientists when she saved Gilbert Dwinbobble from death just moments before doctors expected him to die.

'Gilbert was dying of lung cancer after having smoked a chimn...

Where is Straight Out of University?

I have temporarily removed Straight Out of University from sale. The reason is that I've never really been happy with the proofreader's work. He's someone I hired for a one-off job and not one of my usual team. I have decided not to sell any more copies until a more professional editor has looked at it.

Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet

Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet

Just hours after famous author Rosen Trevithick released her new darkly-comic novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome, a video featuring Rosen measuring a banana was leaked online.

The twenty-second clip which depicts a pair of woman's hands determining the length of a six-inch overripe banana with a tape measure, has been viewed on Yo...

Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T’internet

Here's the second in my series of spoof news articles designed to promote My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

Rosen Trevithick Sex Tape Leaked On T'internet

Just hours after famous author Rosen Trevithick released her new darkly-comic novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Three�some, a video featuring Rosen measuring a banana was leaked online.

The twenty-second clip which depicts a pair of woman's hands determining the length of a six-inch overripe banana with a tape measure, has been viewed on Y...

Things More Newsworthy than My Book

I am disappointed that, so far, the press have not featured the launch of my novel, My Granny Writes Erotica - Threesome.

In one of my more creative sour grapes moments, I made a list of some news stories that were given more coverage than me.

Warning Over Rats in Dishwashers

Police to quiz Elvis impersonator over gun drama near Looe

Kids rescue jellyfish during kayaking trip

Cat breaks into home and does a poo

Tortoise disqualified in intercollegiate tortoise race

Can Les Dennis become a Corrie cla...

The Winners of the 2013 SpaSpa Book Awards Have Been Announced

If you would like to know which books won the 2013 SpaSpa Book Awards then head over to Indie Book Bargains for the list.

The awards were created to celebrate self-published and small press talent. Here are my comments on the results. I also blogged about the selection process.

Firstly, congratulations to all the winners. The short-listing and voting processes were long and involved, so nobody has won an award by accident. Further congratulations to the runners up.

Thank you to everybody who vot...

How Not to Self-Publish

Since I started self-publishing in 2011, I have been keeping notes for a worst-case-scenario-style eBook about self-publishing.

Upon becoming successful, hundreds of authors write books called 'How I reached a Squillion downloads'. Not wanting to follow the trend, I have decided to publish a book about the things I avoided in order to get to my squillion.

Rosen Trevithick twins stranded on sandbank whilst rescuing starfish trapped in dishwasher

Here's a little fun...

ROSEN TREVITHICK TWINS STRANDED ON SANDBANK WHILST RESCUING STARFISH TRAPPED IN DISHWASHER

Terrified as water levels rise

Famous author Rosen Trevithick, 34, had to be rescued by a helicopter after getting stranded on a sandbank off the Cornish coast, trying to save a starfish that she found in her dishwasher.

Starfish invading dishwashers is becoming increasingly prevalent. The star-shaped ocean dwellers chew their way into dishwashers risking damage to human health - not...