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August 8, 2015
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday, Darlings! How are you doing this week? Staying cool…or warm, as the case may be?
Staying happy & grateful?
I hope so! And I hope you’ll take a minute to share with us, so we can keep the glasses around here at least half full.
This week, I AM HAPPY that things are moving right along with the new house. I think I mentioned that there were some repairs needed on the place—of the “sooner rather than later” variety. Lots of research & lots of phone calls, but the radon mitigation...
August 7, 2015
Sexy Fail Saturday
No! NO! This isn’t just a Sexy Fail, this is WRONG!
Minions are good & sweet & funny. They are NOT to be used or abused in this fashion. (Um…pun intended, I guess.)
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August 6, 2015
Friday Funnies
August 5, 2015
in praise of realtors
I admit it: I’ve always kind of thought real estate agents had it easy. Show a house, sell a house, make some outrageouscommissiononthe sale price.
And now, I admit this: I was SO wrong!
I don’t know about every real estate agent, but I can tell you for a fact that my realtor works her butt off! I cannot say enough about her patience, her understanding, her acceptance of a zillion e-mails with a zillion questions…all sent separately, because I can’t seem to group all my thoughts together at...
August 4, 2015
Happy Hunk Day
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August 2, 2015
Drink of the Month
1 oz. vanilla or caramel vodka
1/2 oz. hazelnut liquor
1/2 oz. creme de cacao
1/2 oz. half-and-half
Drizzle caramel sauce into the bottom of a chilled martini glass.
Combine flavored vodka, hazelnut liquor, creme de cacao, and half-and-half in an ice-filled shaker.
Strain into glass.
Top with whipped cream and garnish of shaved chocolate and/or roasted peanuts, if desired.
Enjoy!
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August 1, 2015
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday, my lovelies! How are things in your deep, dark corner of The Dungeon?
I hope you have lots to be thankful for this week, & are ready to share!
As for Mistress Heidi & myself, we have had a busy—if exhausting —week…but a good one!
This week,I AM HAPPY that my DVRs are working again. Yes, they’re old & obsolete; the original ones DishNetwork offered when they first began offering DVR technology. But I love them & have a ton of programming recorded on them that I don’t want...
July 31, 2015
Sexy Fail Saturday
I am so frightened right now, I can’t even tell you.
Oh, I’m used to shocking clothing choices showing up for Sexy Fail Saturday, but this…this scares me on a whole other level because…
This isn’t someone simply making unfortunate decisions while getting dressed. No, this is the costume for an actual character in a 2011 Japanese film titled Forbidden Super Hero.
I really have to go throw up now. Feel free to join me.
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July 30, 2015
Friday (moving) Funnies
This week’s Friday Funnies are some tips on How to Make Moving Easier…Or Not.
As you know, I am ass-deep in the process of packing & moving. This has not been a particularly enjoyable task, especially since I’m doing in almost single-handedly.
I’m covered in “moving bruises.” Every day, I notice a new one, but I don’t even bother wondering how I got it anymore, because it doesn’t even matter…& tomorrow I’m sure to discover a few more. And my nails…oh, gosh, I’m not sure my fingernails wi...
July 29, 2015
movin’ on up (part 2)
So last week I shared the big news: I AM MOVING!
Whoo-hoo!
I’m not sure when, exactly, & I sure as heck don’t know how, but it isdefinitelyin the works. The offer was made & accepted,negotiations have been worked out, & all the papers have been signed. It doesn’t get any more official than being handed the key to your brand new home!
But you know how they say God works in mysterious ways? Well, He really does! Because it’s crazyhow all of this came about.
I mentioned that I’ve been casual...