Jay Kristoff's Blog, page 16
July 9, 2012
Community Service Announcement
HOW TO RESPOND TO A NEGATIVE REVIEW OF YOUR BOOK/FILM/IMPRESSIONIST DANCE ROUTINE: . SERIOUSLY. PUT THE KEYBOARD DOWN AND BACK THE FRACK AWAY. THANK YOU.
July 3, 2012
Raiders of the Last ARC
. OK, I need to write this quickly, because the Pun Police are on their way to my house, and holy shit, you’d best believe they’re bringing battering rams and tear gas after seeing me write a post title THAT BAD. I have one ARC of STORMDANCER left. The last ARC if you will. It’s signed. And [...]
June 25, 2012
Winning
. Real quick one this week. First off, we have giveaways happening. FOUR to be precise. Here are the details: The first one is on the STORMDANCER Goodreads page. Just click to enter, bam, done. This closes in 3 days, and there’s hardbacks up for grabs. The second one is on the STORMDANCER FB page. [...]
June 20, 2012
Officially official
. After much rending of garments and gnashing of teeth, my broken shell of a web-designer has finally completed the task set before him and yea, it hath pleased me mightily. It is officially official: Jay Kristoff is now not only a gibbering interwebs monkey capering for the crowd’s amusement, Jay Kristoff is now a [...]
June 5, 2012
A Thing
MORE GIVEAWAY PIMPAGE ARM FLAILING. This is mostly for book bloggers, or people who run blogs, or own websites or whatever. If you don’t have a blog, I guess you could create one specifically to enter this contest. Which would probably be going above and beyond the call of duty, and would probably earn you [...]
May 28, 2012
Welcome to Bonus Stage
Well, cover reveal madness is winding down for the US edition of STORMDANCER, and I’m all JFK in Dallas at the enthusiastic response my baby got. Totally blown away. Ba-doom tissssssssh. *crickets* I tried to reply to every comment and every tweet – if i missed you, it wasn’t a snub, I was just bombarded [...]
May 18, 2012
STORMDANCER US cover reveal
. Note: ALL BROKEN LINKS ARE NOW FIXED. Exciting times! OK folks, hello and welcome to the US cover reveal for STORMDANCER! While I’m tempted to rant about how awesome it is, that’s kinda the the author equivalent of buying a new suit and walking around with your hand constantly down your trousers – it [...]
May 10, 2012
Disappointment
. You know that time when you were a kid and you snuck downstairs on Christmas eve looking for Santa Claus, and instead found your dad in his underwear, scratching his arse, knocking back the brandy you’d left for St Nic and feeding the carrots you’d left for the “reindeer” to the dog? Remember when, [...]
May 8, 2012
:(
. Maurice Sendak died For those of you who don’t know, Mr Sendak was author of (among many other things) my favorite book of all time: WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE. WTWTA is probably the mostly beautifully illustrated book I’ve ever seen. I first had this read to me when I was around five years old, [...]
May 1, 2012
The YAmazing Race 2
. Hello folks! Welcome to your next perilous stop on the YAmazing Race 2, a blog hop featuring over 50 debut authors and all the shiny loots you can stomach! Please be aware, the race doesn’t officially begin until noon EST on Wednesday, May 2. I just put it up early because I’m a tease. [...]
