Adam Chromý's Blog, page 69

Please fire me. My company is disgustingly sexist, but tries to disguise it as chivalry. Our head of...

Please fire me. My company is disgustingly sexist, but tries to disguise it as chivalry. Our head of sales wanted to use more “descriptive words” but decided not to because there was “a lady in the room.”

Motherfucker, I have the dirtiest mouth of anyone in here, and I’m also the oldest. Don’t talk down like I’m a child and hide it because you’re a “gentleman.”

Please fire me. The all-male managers at my store have nicknames for everyone, mine is ‘butter...

Please fire me. The all-male managers at my store have nicknames for everyone, mine is ‘butter face’.

Please fire me. Today at work I was reprimanded for speaking in Spanish. I’m the company translator.

Please fire me. Today at work I was reprimanded for speaking in Spanish. I’m the company translator.

Please fire me. Friday, after a sign install didn’t go well, I made this mistake of asking why...

Please fire me. Friday, after a sign install didn’t go well, I made this mistake of asking why the production manager was confused about another job he had to do when I had forwarded him all the information. He called me a b**** and told me to go f*** myself. Now I have a meeting to look forward to where I have to sit there and listen to him explain why he thought it was appropriate to use that kind of language and speak to me that way. Can’t wait!

Please fire me. Yesterday, my coworkers had a heated discussion about food and how they don’t...

Please fire me. Yesterday, my coworkers had a heated discussion about food and how they don’t understand how gluten allergies even exist because they didn’t a couple years ago. Today, my coworkers are having a heated discussion about food and how they don’t understand how gluten allergies even exist because they didn’t a couple years ago. 

Please fire me. I spent 2 hours listening to a co-worker talk about MILFs and how much he supposedly...

Please fire me. I spent 2 hours listening to a co-worker talk about MILFs and how much he supposedly works out. 

Please fire me. My manager wants me to come in and show her that I know how to properly address a...

Please fire me. My manager wants me to come in and show her that I know how to properly address a postcard. I have 2 degrees and have been working as a receptionist for 8 months. 

Please fire me. My boss calls in every day to tell me he is an hour late due to delayed train. I can...

Please fire me. My boss calls in every day to tell me he is an hour late due to delayed train. I can check on the internet when and where trains are delayed in the entire country and his train rarely is. He calls in to tell me this at least three times a week.

Please fire me. We’re ripping up the 40+ year old floors so we can put new ones in, and the...

Please fire me. We’re ripping up the 40+ year old floors so we can put new ones in, and the managers won’t even consider checking for asbestos.

Please fire me. When I am on the phone with a customer (I work at a shoe store) they get mad at me...

Please fire me. When I am on the phone with a customer (I work at a shoe store) they get mad at me for not knowing which black boots they are talking about.