Adam Chromý's Blog, page 73

Please fire me. I lie to people all day. Encouraging greedy minds to be prideful about their greed...

Please fire me. I lie to people all day. Encouraging greedy minds to be prideful about their greed by buying from us. Then giving them piece of mind with service plans which they can gloat about. Then when they come to use those plans, I lie about what we can do under that plan.

Please fire me. It’s becoming harder to work with my colleague who finds it necessary to eat his...

Please fire me. It’s becoming harder to work with my colleague who finds it necessary to eat his apple like a horse.

Please fire me. I’m a nanny and quite young. The mother makes me take the three kids out to go...

Please fire me. I’m a nanny and quite young. The mother makes me take the three kids out to go shopping and every time I get nasty looks from older women and men because it seems like they are my kids.

Please fire me. I work in a pharmacy in a hospital as a technician. Every day I have to listen to...

Please fire me. I work in a pharmacy in a hospital as a technician. Every day I have to listen to the vulgar details of the 65 year old male pharmacist’s sex-capades. I also have to listen to him refer to all females as “whores” and “bitches”.

Please fire me. Today quality control said to me, “You didn’t stick to the scripted...

Please fire me. Today quality control said to me, “You didn’t stick to the scripted format on your call, so we deducted points from your score.” I replied, “Oh! I’m sorry. Where is a copy of that script so that I can follow it in the future?” They responded, “Well, we don’t have a script, per say, because we don’t want you to sound like a robot.” Me, “What did I say?” Them, “You said ‘Thank you for calling (company name). My name is (my name), how can I help you today?” Me, “What should I have said?” Them, “Thank you for calling (company name). This is (my name), how may I help you?”

Please fire me. I have been a graphic designer for 12 years and I am forced to do work for sales...

Please fire me. I have been a graphic designer for 12 years and I am forced to do work for sales people who refer to what I do as “Make it Pretty”, “Bright & Shiny”, and “Something awesome and cool”. Did I mention I have 2 degrees?

Please fire me. Our heat stopped working. When I asked my boss if they could buy us a space heater...

Please fire me. Our heat stopped working. When I asked my boss if they could buy us a space heater to keep warm she insisted I go out and buy this useless heater at a local store they have an account with. I went out and bought my own heater. Now she comes in and stands in front of it talking about what a good job she did helping us stay warm.

Please fire me. My boss brings her 2 year old son in for a long day at the office with no toys. She...

Please fire me. My boss brings her 2 year old son in for a long day at the office with no toys. She heads off to meetings while he crawls all over me and my desk while I try to work.

Please fire me. I used to carry a large knife in my purse and kept one in my top desk drawer because...

Please fire me. I used to carry a large knife in my purse and kept one in my top desk drawer because my boss hired a psycho editor who would fist fight the sports reporter in the front office and was known to drink heavily in the parking lot. Sometimes at night, he would sleep on the couch near my office.

Please fire me. We have employees who wipe their body fluids/excrement all over the bathroom stalls...

Please fire me. We have employees who wipe their body fluids/excrement all over the bathroom stalls and walls. My boss sends out regular emails containing instructions on how to properly use the bathroom facilities.