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Please fire me. A customer tried to demean me for requesting him to spell his last name. “I assure...

Please fire me. A customer tried to demean me for requesting him to spell his last name. “I assure you Mr. Smith, with a college degree I can spell your name. However! I did not major in mumble so you will have to speak more clearly to complete your request.” I just might get fired for that one.

Please fire me. My boss’s 30 year-old-daughter endlessly rambles about her sex life for the entirety...

Please fire me. My boss’s 30 year-old-daughter endlessly rambles about her sex life for the entirety of my shift and asks me about mine. I’m 19. This is creepy. 

Please fire me. My coworker wipes his armpits with napkins and then smells them. He also somehow has...

Please fire me. My coworker wipes his armpits with napkins and then smells them. He also somehow has a lot of flem.

Please fire me. When a German couple ordered a “chizz” burger, I corrected them by asking them if...

Please fire me. When a German couple ordered a “chizz” burger, I corrected them by asking them if they’d like a “cheese” burger. The wife/female glared at me and said “Yes, a chizz burger.” Afterwards, I read their order back to them and both, furiously declined when I said “cheese” burger. 

Please fire me. My boss doesn’t know how to send an e-mail. He constantly asks me why e-mails I send...

Please fire me. My boss doesn’t know how to send an e-mail. He constantly asks me why e-mails I send for him are not in his sent folder.

Please fire me. I got yelled at for using my cell phone at work. Some important information: One,...

Please fire me. I got yelled at for using my cell phone at work. Some important information: One, The person who yelled at me had already given me the rest of the day off because I lost consciousness due to blood poisoning. Two, I was calling my mum to get taken to the emergency room.

Please fire me. I found a butt plug in the lost and found today at work.

Please fire me. I found a butt plug in the lost and found today at work. 

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Please fire me. My bosses are married and constantly fight each other. The husband usually will end...

Please fire me. My bosses are married and constantly fight each other. The husband usually will end up screaming “I’m fucking tired of this shit” and storm out of the store. This happens at least once a month, sometimes more if it’s busy.

Please fire me. I asked my 50 year old boss to please not tell me (23 y.o.) “how the real world...

Please fire me. I asked my 50 year old boss to please not tell me (23 y.o.) “how the real world works” and she tells me that I “really need to stop being so emotional right now” after she erupts in a frenzy of uncontrollable rage. I’ve never been yelled at like this before.