Adam Chromý's Blog, page 56

Please fire me. I got scolded by my boss for sweating to much; it was 104 degrees and she refused to...

Please fire me. I got scolded by my boss for sweating to much; it was 104 degrees and she refused to turn on the a/c. Then she yells at me in front of customers for getting a drink of water. 

Please fire me. I just got my very first raise after a year and a half. It was 20 cents.

Please fire me. I just got my very first raise after a year and a half. It was 20 cents.

Please fire me. I just got a new car and me boss told me that i need to get rid of it because its...

Please fire me. I just got a new car and me boss told me that i need to get rid of it because its better than his.

Please fire me. It may be my job to help you place a personal ad, but I’m NOT going to save myself...

Please fire me. It may be my job to help you place a personal ad, but I’m NOT going to save myself the trouble by going out with you.

Please fire me. My boss corners customers to talk about his UFO sightings.

Please fire me.  My boss corners customers to talk about his UFO sightings.

Please fire me. I work alone in the art department on the night shift. An editor who is 43 years...

Please fire me. I work alone in the art department on the night shift. An editor who is 43 years older than me said he wanted to pray for me. Then he grabbed me forcibly and tried to kiss me. When I made a complaint to management, I was told, “You must be mistaken! We’ve never had a complaint about him before. Besides, he’s a good Christian.”

Please fire me. I am Hispanic but know zero Spanish. My coworkers went to high school with me, where...

Please fire me. I am Hispanic but know zero Spanish. My coworkers went to high school with me, where I was called bean bean, instead of beaner. My boss heard them one day, and she now refers to me as bean bean. I’ve told her twice why they called me that and I don’t like it. She said “Oh, you’ll be fine bean bean.”

Please fire me. My boss thinks it’s funny to slap the back of my head every time he walks past me.

Please fire me. My boss thinks it’s funny to slap the back of my head every time he walks past me.

Please fire me. On my first day I was told to fold panties. Then I was yelled at for doing it...

Please fire me. On my first day I was told to fold panties. Then I was yelled at for doing it incorrectly.

Please fire me. My boss had me go dumpster diving for her phone with a clothes hanger. We’re...

Please fire me. My boss had me go dumpster diving for her phone with a clothes hanger. We’re required by the company to keep our phones in our lockers. She later found it in the store.