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February 19, 2017
Release Date for An Officer's Submission by Christa Tomlinson
It's finally time! Time for me to share with everyone more news on the continuation of Logan and Clay's story. First, the title: An Officer's Submission. Do you like it? I sure hope so because it's already on the cover. ;-) (That will be revealed next week!) It was a joy to write them again. I know these characters and they have a very strong presence in my writer brain. It was lovely to hang out with Logan and Clay, even if I wasn't always nice to them.
For my second offering - I have the blurb. I'm still tweaking it a bit. But since I like all of you, I'll give you a peek at it before it gets to the final copy.
**** Police Officer Clay Foster is finally at peace and happy with his life. He enjoys his career as a member of Houston’s SWAT team, and he loves submitting to his Dom in the bedroom. Unfortunately, nothing stays perfect forever. The harsh ugliness of the real world destroys Clay’s bubble of happiness. His trust shattered, Clay is forced to reevaluate his career, his relationship, and himself.
Sergeant Logan Pierce’s job is to take charge and lead Houston’s elite SWAT team. But the most important thing in his life is taking care of his submissive, Clay. Clay is his whole world, and Logan will do whatever is necessary to keep him safe. Even if that means going up against Clay’s stubbornness in order to help him heal.
Can Dominant and submissive work together to rebuild their happiness? Or will their love and relationship end before its truly begun?****
Gasp! What does this mean? What is happening? Well, you'll be able to find out on release day, March 16th. That's only three and a half weeks away!
But wait - there's more! I have Advanced Review Copies for three lucky readers. Entering is easy. Just comment below with your favorite memory from The Sergeant. (If you haven't read The Sergeant, don't fret - I'll do other giveaways that don't require prior knowledge.) Don't forget to enter your email so that I can contact you if you're the winner. Or, you can check the Notify Me box in your comment, and I'll be able to contact you that way. Winner selected next Sunday!
That's all I have for now. Be sure to check back next week for the cover, an excerpt and more ARCs! And while you're waiting, you can add An Officer's Submission to your To Be Read List on Goodreads and bookmark their page on my website so you don't miss any updates. And if you haven't read the first three books in the Cuffs, Collars, and Love series, now is a great time to get started with The Sergeant.
Thanks for reading! Love,
Christa
www.ChristaTomlinson.com
Follow me around the internet! Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Goodreads
View my titles on Amazon
For my second offering - I have the blurb. I'm still tweaking it a bit. But since I like all of you, I'll give you a peek at it before it gets to the final copy.
**** Police Officer Clay Foster is finally at peace and happy with his life. He enjoys his career as a member of Houston’s SWAT team, and he loves submitting to his Dom in the bedroom. Unfortunately, nothing stays perfect forever. The harsh ugliness of the real world destroys Clay’s bubble of happiness. His trust shattered, Clay is forced to reevaluate his career, his relationship, and himself.
Sergeant Logan Pierce’s job is to take charge and lead Houston’s elite SWAT team. But the most important thing in his life is taking care of his submissive, Clay. Clay is his whole world, and Logan will do whatever is necessary to keep him safe. Even if that means going up against Clay’s stubbornness in order to help him heal.
Can Dominant and submissive work together to rebuild their happiness? Or will their love and relationship end before its truly begun?****
Gasp! What does this mean? What is happening? Well, you'll be able to find out on release day, March 16th. That's only three and a half weeks away!
But wait - there's more! I have Advanced Review Copies for three lucky readers. Entering is easy. Just comment below with your favorite memory from The Sergeant. (If you haven't read The Sergeant, don't fret - I'll do other giveaways that don't require prior knowledge.) Don't forget to enter your email so that I can contact you if you're the winner. Or, you can check the Notify Me box in your comment, and I'll be able to contact you that way. Winner selected next Sunday!
That's all I have for now. Be sure to check back next week for the cover, an excerpt and more ARCs! And while you're waiting, you can add An Officer's Submission to your To Be Read List on Goodreads and bookmark their page on my website so you don't miss any updates. And if you haven't read the first three books in the Cuffs, Collars, and Love series, now is a great time to get started with The Sergeant.
Thanks for reading! Love,
Christa
www.ChristaTomlinson.com
Follow me around the internet! Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Goodreads
View my titles on Amazon
February 18, 2017
Anger All Around by S.C. Wynne
I've been trying to hide my head in the sand and sometimes it works. There are so many angry people
ranting on Facebook and ranting on Twitter. It gives me anxiety just going on either of those places these days. But I know as an author I have to interact with readers still.
One of my sisters has become obsessed with engaging in political discussions with other people. I don't know how she does it and not have her blood pressure sky rocket. She says it actually helps her feel less stress. We've kidded her she is so active she could work for MSNBC. lol
How about you? Do you find yourself blowing up more easily? Yelling at the TV more than usual? Do you have a sure fire way to calm yourself and shake it off? Please share! I could use some advice on how to stay active on social media and not lose my mind. :)
S.C.
www.sc-wynne.com
ranting on Facebook and ranting on Twitter. It gives me anxiety just going on either of those places these days. But I know as an author I have to interact with readers still.One of my sisters has become obsessed with engaging in political discussions with other people. I don't know how she does it and not have her blood pressure sky rocket. She says it actually helps her feel less stress. We've kidded her she is so active she could work for MSNBC. lol
How about you? Do you find yourself blowing up more easily? Yelling at the TV more than usual? Do you have a sure fire way to calm yourself and shake it off? Please share! I could use some advice on how to stay active on social media and not lose my mind. :)
S.C.
www.sc-wynne.com
February 17, 2017
Question Time by Felice Stevens
So because my mind is a blank as to what to write about, I thought I'd turn it over to you, the lovely readers for your questions to me.
1. Is your mind full of plot bunnies all the time?
Kind of? Inspiration can and does strike at any time. I'm lucky to be able to walk to work; it's almost a mile and during that time, if I'm writing, I plan out the next few scenes in my head. Or, like with Rescued, The Arrangement and the new book I'm writing now, The Shape of You, the plot and everything comes to me all at once and I put aside what I'm doing to write that story. That's the most exciting feeling.
2. Favorite characters in my and other's books?
I'm partial to broken characters; definitely Asher from A Walk Through Fire, Gideon from Learning to Love/The Way to His Heart and Marcus for Second to None. (Marcus was the most fun to write.) But all of the guys have special places in my heart.
In other people's books, I'd have to say Adrien in Josh Lanyon's Adrien English mysteries tops the list.
3. Pizza or Tacos?
That's like asking a mother to choose between her children. BOTH.
Red or White wine
Red
Has your family ever read your books?
No. My daughter is a prude lol. She wants to know why I can't write women's fiction. But she's very very proud. My son's doesn't really read novels; he's in college and has little time to do anything but study now. LOL But I doubt he'd be interested. My husband, not at all. But he tells his patients and everyone he meets and is also very proud. So no complaints on my part.
Well that's it for this week! February 24th-next Friday-is the re-release of After the Fire-Jordan and Lucas's book. For the first time it will be in KU (Kindle Unlimited) and will be released at a special price of $3.99 for a limited time. I don't normally put any of my books in KU but because this was a re-release, I thought it would be more helpful to readers who might have bought the first version.
You can add it to your Goodreads shelf here:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33016191-after-the-fire
Here's the beautiful cover by Reese Dante. Photo by Alejandro Caspe.
1. Is your mind full of plot bunnies all the time?
Kind of? Inspiration can and does strike at any time. I'm lucky to be able to walk to work; it's almost a mile and during that time, if I'm writing, I plan out the next few scenes in my head. Or, like with Rescued, The Arrangement and the new book I'm writing now, The Shape of You, the plot and everything comes to me all at once and I put aside what I'm doing to write that story. That's the most exciting feeling.
2. Favorite characters in my and other's books?
I'm partial to broken characters; definitely Asher from A Walk Through Fire, Gideon from Learning to Love/The Way to His Heart and Marcus for Second to None. (Marcus was the most fun to write.) But all of the guys have special places in my heart.
In other people's books, I'd have to say Adrien in Josh Lanyon's Adrien English mysteries tops the list.
3. Pizza or Tacos?
That's like asking a mother to choose between her children. BOTH.
Red or White wine
Red
Has your family ever read your books?
No. My daughter is a prude lol. She wants to know why I can't write women's fiction. But she's very very proud. My son's doesn't really read novels; he's in college and has little time to do anything but study now. LOL But I doubt he'd be interested. My husband, not at all. But he tells his patients and everyone he meets and is also very proud. So no complaints on my part.
Well that's it for this week! February 24th-next Friday-is the re-release of After the Fire-Jordan and Lucas's book. For the first time it will be in KU (Kindle Unlimited) and will be released at a special price of $3.99 for a limited time. I don't normally put any of my books in KU but because this was a re-release, I thought it would be more helpful to readers who might have bought the first version.
You can add it to your Goodreads shelf here:
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/33016191-after-the-fire
Here's the beautiful cover by Reese Dante. Photo by Alejandro Caspe.
February 14, 2017
Happy Valentine's Day Ficlets from BA, Julia, Kiernan and Sean
Happy Valentine's Day from all of us to you!
Also, get 10% off at Evil Plot Bunny today with the code vday2017
We are happy to each share a Valentine's Day ficlet to help bring romance to your day. Love and hugs to you all!
V-Day
by BA Tortuga
“Dude, do y’all do Valentine’s Day?” Jayden hadn’t ever, not with Dakota, and he didn’t know whether it was cool or stupid.
Adam looked at him. “You have met my Sage, right?”
“Couple three times, yeah.” That didn’t help. He didn’t want Dakota to mock him or be disappointed. Christ, maybe he should make reservations…
“Have you asked him?”
“What?”
Adam’s eyes rolled like dice. “Have. You. Asked. Dakota. You know, do you want to do Valentine’s?”
“Well, no. That’s not very romantic.”
“God, you’re adorable.”
“Shut up.” He wasn’t. He just cared. A lot. About making sure Dakota was never disappointed again. “I’ll call Eric.”
“Because Tremaine is a bastion of romance. Last year he got someone to do custom designs all over Troy’s legs. They were all spelled right and everything.”
“Not helping. Seriously, man. You. Sage. What are you doing?”
To his utter shock, Adam’s cheeks went bright red.
Oh. Oh, this had to be good. He leaned forward. “What? Come on, man. Share. Please?”
“Well, it’s why I stopped by. I wanted your opinion and a favor.”
“Anything, man.” Adam knew that.
Adam pulled out a ring box and opened it, exposing a pair of simple gold bands. “Tremaine’s going to do the service. I need y’all for witnesses. I’m just going to do it. On the 14th. I’m going to ask him and marry the stubborn son of a bitch. Show him I ain’t ashamed of shit.”
Well, damn. He was totally going to have to do better than a dozen roses now.
Adam and the gang are from the Release Series. Please give them a look.
Breakfast in Bed
By Julia Talbot
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Dadkey!”
Kenneth Marcon tried to see which of his kids was bouncing on the bed, but he was a little… buried. Jack was frickin large, and he was stacked like a Jenga stick on top of Kenneth and their other lover, Miles.
“Uh. Thanks, kiddo.” He pushed and tugged. Man, Jack could sleep through anything but an emergency. “Jack, help.”
Jack popped up like he was on a spring in a box.
Heh. Jack in the Box.
“What?”
“We brought you breakfast!” That was Ginny, her laughter like a silver bell.
“Did you?” Miles slipped out from under his arm, blinking owlishly until he put on his wee wire rimmed glasses. “What did you make?”
The twins swarmed up on the bed, all sticky fingers and giggles, and Kenneth’s nose quivered. Burned bacon and something with syrup. “Did Monie help you? Is Miss Gretchen off today?”
“Uh-huh. Nadine helped, too.”
Holy shit. The household head of security. Cooking.
Jack chuckled warmly. “Is the kitchen still there?”
“Don’t be silly, Uncle Jack,” Thomas said from the doorway. “We did good. We baked the bacon, and Nadie and Monie flipped the french toast.”
“Good kids.” Kenneth yawned. “Are you eating with us?”
“No!” The twins shouted it, making Miles clap his hands over his ears dramatically.
“No?” Jack asked mildly.
“We ated.” Ginny plopped down a tray. “Monie says you’re lazy today and we need to give you time to recover.”
“Well, then, we’ll see you later.” Kenneth mock growled, and even Thomas giggled.
The kids all ran from the room, Tommy shutting the door gently after waving at them.
“Breakfast,” Miles said, sounding utterly amused.
Kenneth squinted at him and got a kiss for his trouble.
“Hey, let me get some of that.” Jack leaned in, the kiss going three way in the best way.
“Don’t spill the syrup,” Miles murmured when they parted. So orderly.
“I got it.” Jack held the tray with one big hand, steadying it.
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Kenneth said, his heart as full as could be.
“Ditto,” Jack said, and Miles laughed softly.
They were together. Happy. That made up for a lot.
Even burned bacon.
***
Jack, Kenneth and Miles are from Wolfmanny, from Dreamspinner Press.
You can find it here at Dreamspinner and here at Amazon!
Hope you’ll check them out! XXOO Julia
A Valentine’s Day Micro Short Fairy Tale Because I Couldn’t Think of Anything Else
by Kiernan Kelly
Once upon a time, as these stories are required by law to begin, there lived a boy named Peter in a place called Never-Never Land. Everyone thinks that Never-Never Land is reached by flying to “the second star on the right and straight on till morning,” but actually, Never-Never Land is misnamed, since Every-Every Thing happens there, and nothing is straight about it at all, including the road to get there -- which is as hard to follow as a ballot amendment -- and all of its inhabitants.
But the fact Peter lived there is true enough.
Peter had never grown up, remaining slender and beardless, looking like a twenty year old eternal twink even though he was 142, give or take a month. Mostly the reason for this was because he refused to give up his video games and get a job, but it was also because of the Captain, who we’ll get to in a minute.
You see, Peter lived with the Lost Boys, all of whom had once taken a gamble on Hollywood but lost miserably -- except for Keifer Sutherland who’d “made it” but had been forced to grow up and star in a variety of productions and make oodles of money. The rest of the boys remained in Never-Never Land and hung out with Peter doing Every-Everything as often as possible and with great gusto.
As much as he loved his Lost Boys, though, Peter loved Tinkerbell more. Tinkerbell was the name of his buttplug, a sparkly piece of lime-green plastic he’d filched from Wendy’s nightstand drawer during one of his trips to the Darling house.
He kept Tinkerbell shoved tightly up his bum at all times because he liked the tingles that would run through his balls and down his legs every time he sat down hard, but mostly because Captain Hook told him to keep it there.
Captain Hook was Peter’s second most favorite thing about Neverland, coming in right after Tinkerbell on his list of best things ever.
Hook was a huge man, with a burly, furry chest, and arms as big around as Peter’s waist. His nose was hawkish and his chin was bearded, but best of all, in Peter’s opinion, was the fact he had a hook instead of a right hand.
Peter truly loved Captain Hook’s hook.
Mostly because it was far more penis-shaped than hook-shaped. In fact, the whole “hook” thing was a fallacy created by necessity when J.M. Barrie’s publisher balked at including phallic-shaped prosthetic limbs in a children’s book.
But I digress.
Whenever Peter misbehaved on the Captain’s ship – which was as often as possible and always on purpose – the Captain would bend Peter over and push that phallic hook deep inside Peter’s asshole, attaching the other end to a leather belt that cinched Peter’s twinkie waist.
Peter couldn’t move at all without that hook poking into his interior, even when the Captain would paddle Peter’s asscheeks with his good hand until they glowed red.
Best of all was when the Captain would order Peter to suck off Smee, the Captain’s First Mate who had a severe lisp and a cock that could choke a whale, while the Lost Boys watched and jerked off.
With Smee’s cock in his throat and the Captain’s hook up his ass, Peter would fly…and come in buckets. Literally. The Captain had a bucket just for that purpose. It was purple, and had Peter’s name engraved on it in gold lettering.
And that’s really why Peter refused to grow up -- because nothing beats Neverland orgies and phallic prosthetics.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
You can find Kiernan's self-published books on Evil Plot Bunny.
Valentine's Day for the Mannies
by Sean Michael
Park waved the two cars off and stepped back as Rand closed the door. Then he stepped back up in his lover's space. "Do you hear that?"
Rand looped his fingers around he back of his neck and stepped into his space. "Hear what?"
"Exactly."
Rand chuckled. "It's been a while since we've had a language barrier between us. You want to explain using words that make sense?"
"It's quiet because the house is empty except for you and me."
Understanding dawned in Rand's eyes. "Ah, now I get it. Just you and me."
"Yep. For as long as it takes for dinner and a movie for two dads and two carloads of kids." Bless their hearts as Rand would say, the dad's were insane. But it did mean he and Rand had the place to themselves, which meant they could do whatever they wanted.
"Whatever shall we do?" Rand asked, stepping closer.
Park totally knew. "We're going to celebrate Valentine's Day."
Rand laughed. "So are we celebrating seven months late or five months early?"
"Take your pick. You promised me super amazing yoga sexy times and I would like to collect."
"Super amazing yoga sexy times?" Rand began to chuckle and Park managed to pout.
"Laughing at me."
"I am, but if you want tantric sex, we can give it a try. You do realize it's based in yoga, right?"
He pouted harder. "I like sex better than I like yoga. Besides, we can yoga when the family is around."
Rand laughed, eyes shining. "Not tantric sex yoga we can't."
"You've got a point." He took the elastic out of the bottom of Rand's braid and slid his fingers through it until it was all loose, hanging down to Rand's ass. "Come on. Tantric or not, I want to make love to you until the family is back."
"Works for me."
He took Rand's hand and they walked up to their room together.
"Happy Valentine's Day, babe."
Rand laughed and put his head on Park's shoulder. "Happy Valentine's Day."
Rand and Park, and their merged families can be found in Making it Work at Evil Plot Bunny or Amazon
BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com
Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com
Kiernan's is www.KiernanKelly.com
Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com
Facebook:
BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga
Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbotauthor
Kiernan -- https://www.facebook.com/kiernan.kelly
Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelWrites
Sean
smut fixes everything
Also, get 10% off at Evil Plot Bunny today with the code vday2017
We are happy to each share a Valentine's Day ficlet to help bring romance to your day. Love and hugs to you all!
V-Day by BA Tortuga
“Dude, do y’all do Valentine’s Day?” Jayden hadn’t ever, not with Dakota, and he didn’t know whether it was cool or stupid.
Adam looked at him. “You have met my Sage, right?”
“Couple three times, yeah.” That didn’t help. He didn’t want Dakota to mock him or be disappointed. Christ, maybe he should make reservations…
“Have you asked him?”
“What?”
Adam’s eyes rolled like dice. “Have. You. Asked. Dakota. You know, do you want to do Valentine’s?”
“Well, no. That’s not very romantic.”
“God, you’re adorable.”
“Shut up.” He wasn’t. He just cared. A lot. About making sure Dakota was never disappointed again. “I’ll call Eric.”
“Because Tremaine is a bastion of romance. Last year he got someone to do custom designs all over Troy’s legs. They were all spelled right and everything.”
“Not helping. Seriously, man. You. Sage. What are you doing?”
To his utter shock, Adam’s cheeks went bright red.
Oh. Oh, this had to be good. He leaned forward. “What? Come on, man. Share. Please?”
“Well, it’s why I stopped by. I wanted your opinion and a favor.”
“Anything, man.” Adam knew that.
Adam pulled out a ring box and opened it, exposing a pair of simple gold bands. “Tremaine’s going to do the service. I need y’all for witnesses. I’m just going to do it. On the 14th. I’m going to ask him and marry the stubborn son of a bitch. Show him I ain’t ashamed of shit.”
Well, damn. He was totally going to have to do better than a dozen roses now.
Adam and the gang are from the Release Series. Please give them a look.
Breakfast in BedBy Julia Talbot
“Happy Valentine’s Day, Dadkey!”
Kenneth Marcon tried to see which of his kids was bouncing on the bed, but he was a little… buried. Jack was frickin large, and he was stacked like a Jenga stick on top of Kenneth and their other lover, Miles.
“Uh. Thanks, kiddo.” He pushed and tugged. Man, Jack could sleep through anything but an emergency. “Jack, help.”
Jack popped up like he was on a spring in a box.
Heh. Jack in the Box.
“What?”
“We brought you breakfast!” That was Ginny, her laughter like a silver bell.
“Did you?” Miles slipped out from under his arm, blinking owlishly until he put on his wee wire rimmed glasses. “What did you make?”
The twins swarmed up on the bed, all sticky fingers and giggles, and Kenneth’s nose quivered. Burned bacon and something with syrup. “Did Monie help you? Is Miss Gretchen off today?”
“Uh-huh. Nadine helped, too.”
Holy shit. The household head of security. Cooking.
Jack chuckled warmly. “Is the kitchen still there?”
“Don’t be silly, Uncle Jack,” Thomas said from the doorway. “We did good. We baked the bacon, and Nadie and Monie flipped the french toast.”
“Good kids.” Kenneth yawned. “Are you eating with us?”
“No!” The twins shouted it, making Miles clap his hands over his ears dramatically.
“No?” Jack asked mildly.
“We ated.” Ginny plopped down a tray. “Monie says you’re lazy today and we need to give you time to recover.”
“Well, then, we’ll see you later.” Kenneth mock growled, and even Thomas giggled.
The kids all ran from the room, Tommy shutting the door gently after waving at them.
“Breakfast,” Miles said, sounding utterly amused.
Kenneth squinted at him and got a kiss for his trouble.
“Hey, let me get some of that.” Jack leaned in, the kiss going three way in the best way.
“Don’t spill the syrup,” Miles murmured when they parted. So orderly.
“I got it.” Jack held the tray with one big hand, steadying it.
“Happy Valentine’s Day,” Kenneth said, his heart as full as could be.
“Ditto,” Jack said, and Miles laughed softly.
They were together. Happy. That made up for a lot.
Even burned bacon.
***
Jack, Kenneth and Miles are from Wolfmanny, from Dreamspinner Press.
You can find it here at Dreamspinner and here at Amazon!
Hope you’ll check them out! XXOO Julia
A Valentine’s Day Micro Short Fairy Tale Because I Couldn’t Think of Anything Elseby Kiernan Kelly
Once upon a time, as these stories are required by law to begin, there lived a boy named Peter in a place called Never-Never Land. Everyone thinks that Never-Never Land is reached by flying to “the second star on the right and straight on till morning,” but actually, Never-Never Land is misnamed, since Every-Every Thing happens there, and nothing is straight about it at all, including the road to get there -- which is as hard to follow as a ballot amendment -- and all of its inhabitants.
But the fact Peter lived there is true enough.
Peter had never grown up, remaining slender and beardless, looking like a twenty year old eternal twink even though he was 142, give or take a month. Mostly the reason for this was because he refused to give up his video games and get a job, but it was also because of the Captain, who we’ll get to in a minute.
You see, Peter lived with the Lost Boys, all of whom had once taken a gamble on Hollywood but lost miserably -- except for Keifer Sutherland who’d “made it” but had been forced to grow up and star in a variety of productions and make oodles of money. The rest of the boys remained in Never-Never Land and hung out with Peter doing Every-Everything as often as possible and with great gusto.
As much as he loved his Lost Boys, though, Peter loved Tinkerbell more. Tinkerbell was the name of his buttplug, a sparkly piece of lime-green plastic he’d filched from Wendy’s nightstand drawer during one of his trips to the Darling house.
He kept Tinkerbell shoved tightly up his bum at all times because he liked the tingles that would run through his balls and down his legs every time he sat down hard, but mostly because Captain Hook told him to keep it there.
Captain Hook was Peter’s second most favorite thing about Neverland, coming in right after Tinkerbell on his list of best things ever.
Hook was a huge man, with a burly, furry chest, and arms as big around as Peter’s waist. His nose was hawkish and his chin was bearded, but best of all, in Peter’s opinion, was the fact he had a hook instead of a right hand.
Peter truly loved Captain Hook’s hook.
Mostly because it was far more penis-shaped than hook-shaped. In fact, the whole “hook” thing was a fallacy created by necessity when J.M. Barrie’s publisher balked at including phallic-shaped prosthetic limbs in a children’s book.
But I digress.
Whenever Peter misbehaved on the Captain’s ship – which was as often as possible and always on purpose – the Captain would bend Peter over and push that phallic hook deep inside Peter’s asshole, attaching the other end to a leather belt that cinched Peter’s twinkie waist.
Peter couldn’t move at all without that hook poking into his interior, even when the Captain would paddle Peter’s asscheeks with his good hand until they glowed red.
Best of all was when the Captain would order Peter to suck off Smee, the Captain’s First Mate who had a severe lisp and a cock that could choke a whale, while the Lost Boys watched and jerked off.
With Smee’s cock in his throat and the Captain’s hook up his ass, Peter would fly…and come in buckets. Literally. The Captain had a bucket just for that purpose. It was purple, and had Peter’s name engraved on it in gold lettering.
And that’s really why Peter refused to grow up -- because nothing beats Neverland orgies and phallic prosthetics.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
You can find Kiernan's self-published books on Evil Plot Bunny.
Valentine's Day for the Manniesby Sean Michael
Park waved the two cars off and stepped back as Rand closed the door. Then he stepped back up in his lover's space. "Do you hear that?"
Rand looped his fingers around he back of his neck and stepped into his space. "Hear what?"
"Exactly."
Rand chuckled. "It's been a while since we've had a language barrier between us. You want to explain using words that make sense?"
"It's quiet because the house is empty except for you and me."
Understanding dawned in Rand's eyes. "Ah, now I get it. Just you and me."
"Yep. For as long as it takes for dinner and a movie for two dads and two carloads of kids." Bless their hearts as Rand would say, the dad's were insane. But it did mean he and Rand had the place to themselves, which meant they could do whatever they wanted.
"Whatever shall we do?" Rand asked, stepping closer.
Park totally knew. "We're going to celebrate Valentine's Day."
Rand laughed. "So are we celebrating seven months late or five months early?"
"Take your pick. You promised me super amazing yoga sexy times and I would like to collect."
"Super amazing yoga sexy times?" Rand began to chuckle and Park managed to pout.
"Laughing at me."
"I am, but if you want tantric sex, we can give it a try. You do realize it's based in yoga, right?"
He pouted harder. "I like sex better than I like yoga. Besides, we can yoga when the family is around."
Rand laughed, eyes shining. "Not tantric sex yoga we can't."
"You've got a point." He took the elastic out of the bottom of Rand's braid and slid his fingers through it until it was all loose, hanging down to Rand's ass. "Come on. Tantric or not, I want to make love to you until the family is back."
"Works for me."
He took Rand's hand and they walked up to their room together.
"Happy Valentine's Day, babe."
Rand laughed and put his head on Park's shoulder. "Happy Valentine's Day."
Rand and Park, and their merged families can be found in Making it Work at Evil Plot Bunny or Amazon
BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com
Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com
Kiernan's is www.KiernanKelly.com
Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com
Facebook:
BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga
Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbotauthor
Kiernan -- https://www.facebook.com/kiernan.kelly
Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelWrites
Sean
smut fixes everything
February 13, 2017
Do You Want to Play a (Valentine's) Game? By Cardeno C.
Happy Monday! With Valentine's Day tomorrow, I thought it'd be fun to play a game so I'm doing a couple on Facebook. Come join me!
Game 1: This one is on my regular Facebook Profile. Click here and leave a comment for the following post.
Game time! This one is In the spirit of Valentine's Day. Comment below with a romantic quote (preferably a short one) from one of my books. On 02/14/17, I'll pick one commenter to win their choice of one of my ebooks or audio books.
Game 2: This one is in my Facebook reader group. If you're not already a 'Rella, you can click here and join the group and then play along.
Thank you, SMM, for the fun Valentine's idea: "I think it would be fun if you started say 2 new characters, then everyone write a paragraph. Each person would read what was written before and continue the story. It could end up outrageously funny! I could use a great laugh this year!" I love how interactive this is and I think it's perfect for our small 'Rella group. I'll make a post on 02/13/17 introducing the characters and then we can all reply to the post and continue the story.
I hope you'll come play one or both games.
CC
www.cardenoc.com
Game 1: This one is on my regular Facebook Profile. Click here and leave a comment for the following post.
Game time! This one is In the spirit of Valentine's Day. Comment below with a romantic quote (preferably a short one) from one of my books. On 02/14/17, I'll pick one commenter to win their choice of one of my ebooks or audio books.
Game 2: This one is in my Facebook reader group. If you're not already a 'Rella, you can click here and join the group and then play along.
Thank you, SMM, for the fun Valentine's idea: "I think it would be fun if you started say 2 new characters, then everyone write a paragraph. Each person would read what was written before and continue the story. It could end up outrageously funny! I could use a great laugh this year!" I love how interactive this is and I think it's perfect for our small 'Rella group. I'll make a post on 02/13/17 introducing the characters and then we can all reply to the post and continue the story.
I hope you'll come play one or both games.
CC
www.cardenoc.com
February 12, 2017
Valentine's Day Giveaway by Christa Tomlinson
Hello and Happy Almost Valentine's Day! It's that time of year where if you're a prepared significant other, you've already made dinner reservations, ordered a dozen roses to be delivered to your loved one's place of work, and bought a new lacey bit of nothing for one or the both of you to wear.
Or, you're thinking you've got plenty of time only to end up stopping by the gas station to get a bottle of cheap wine and a wilted plastic wrapped rose on the way home on Valentine's night. This is usually my method. Heck, maybe you just plan to celebrate the day at home with your favorite type of chocolate and a few good books.
I'll be doing option number three this year. I'm thinking I'll splurge and get a couple of bars of Godiva. Yummy! But since it's a holiday, I want to do my first giveaway on Cafe Risque!
I'm giving away a signed paperback set of each of the three books in the Bad Boys Need Love Too series. Entering is easy. Just comment on this post with your Valentine's type:
A) Prepared with plans & reservations
B) Running late to the gas station
C) Curled up with a book and chocolate
Be sure to include your email so that I can contact you if you are the winner. Or, you can check the Notify Me box in your comment so you know when I respond to you. Winner picked next Sunday. Good luck and enjoy your evening of love!
Thanks for reading!
Love,Christawww.ChristaTomlinson.com
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Or, you're thinking you've got plenty of time only to end up stopping by the gas station to get a bottle of cheap wine and a wilted plastic wrapped rose on the way home on Valentine's night. This is usually my method. Heck, maybe you just plan to celebrate the day at home with your favorite type of chocolate and a few good books.
I'll be doing option number three this year. I'm thinking I'll splurge and get a couple of bars of Godiva. Yummy! But since it's a holiday, I want to do my first giveaway on Cafe Risque!
I'm giving away a signed paperback set of each of the three books in the Bad Boys Need Love Too series. Entering is easy. Just comment on this post with your Valentine's type:A) Prepared with plans & reservations
B) Running late to the gas station
C) Curled up with a book and chocolate
Be sure to include your email so that I can contact you if you are the winner. Or, you can check the Notify Me box in your comment so you know when I respond to you. Winner picked next Sunday. Good luck and enjoy your evening of love!
Thanks for reading!
Love,Christawww.ChristaTomlinson.com
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View my titles on Amazon
February 10, 2017
Here Comes Valentine's Day! by Felice Stevens
This will probably sound strange coming from a romance writer but...I'm not a big fan of Valentine's Day. Yep. I went there. But hear me out.
When we were growing up and we wanted to take my mother out for Mother's Day, she refused, saying "Don't be nice to me one day a year, be nice to me every day. Besides, you drag me out to an overpriced restaurant when I'd rather just be with my family."
I get that now. I don't need my husband or kids bombarding me with cards and chocolate on one day to say how much they love me. The flower prices go up like crazy and the restaurants charge ridiculous prices for the same meal that the next day will be half price. Plus, my husband does NOT need another excuse to buy more candy, God love him. We could open a store.
Maybe you call me a cynic. Well yeah, but still....I'd like people to be nice every day. It's the little things for me that count. Don't wait for a special day to tell someone you love them. Every day is a good day for love.
Take Gideon and Jonah for example. In The Way to His heart, a new, 12k word Valentine's Day short story, Jonah wants to show Gideon how much he loves him. It's coming out February 14th. There might be a kitchen disaster involved, but the love they have for each other has nothing to do with whether or not Jonah sets the apartment on fire.
You can pre-order it here:
http://getbook.at/TheWaytoHisHeart
And here's the cover. this guy looks exactly like how I picture Gideon:
When we were growing up and we wanted to take my mother out for Mother's Day, she refused, saying "Don't be nice to me one day a year, be nice to me every day. Besides, you drag me out to an overpriced restaurant when I'd rather just be with my family."
I get that now. I don't need my husband or kids bombarding me with cards and chocolate on one day to say how much they love me. The flower prices go up like crazy and the restaurants charge ridiculous prices for the same meal that the next day will be half price. Plus, my husband does NOT need another excuse to buy more candy, God love him. We could open a store.
Maybe you call me a cynic. Well yeah, but still....I'd like people to be nice every day. It's the little things for me that count. Don't wait for a special day to tell someone you love them. Every day is a good day for love.
Take Gideon and Jonah for example. In The Way to His heart, a new, 12k word Valentine's Day short story, Jonah wants to show Gideon how much he loves him. It's coming out February 14th. There might be a kitchen disaster involved, but the love they have for each other has nothing to do with whether or not Jonah sets the apartment on fire.
You can pre-order it here:
http://getbook.at/TheWaytoHisHeart
And here's the cover. this guy looks exactly like how I picture Gideon:
February 9, 2017
Flawed Characters by Riley Hart
I've always been a huge fan of flawed characters. If you read my books, my Nyrae books especially, I think you will see that. I've always been a character writer. I'm obsessed with my people and digging down to the meat of who they are...and that's not always pretty. Actually, let me rephrase that because it's not true. What's not always pretty is the outside layer they show the world--their facade, those protective walls they hide behind. Once you get past those walls? That's when you see the person for who they are. When you break down all those other parts and get to the core of them.
I believe we're all flawed--some of us, much more than others. I love taking a character who messes up, who has lost their way, and who is far from perfect, and showing them to the path to happiness and being real in who they are. Finding their way. That's one of my favorite things about writing. Stitching together those flawed pieces of an imperfect person and making them a whole. Not perfect because none of them are--but whole. Or a more formed version of who they are. Even people who have messed up deserve their happily ever after and it's a special kind of feeling to be the one who gets to give it to them.
One of my favorite characters I've ever written (it was as Nyrae) is a character no one was really looking forward to. They were nervous. He was closed off. But to this day, I feel like his journey is one of the most important ones I've written. He will always be one of my favorite characters.
There are so many different experiences out there. So many histories and heartaches and paths to becoming true to who you are. I love exploring that.
Are you a fan of flawed characters? What is it about them that touches your heart?
I believe we're all flawed--some of us, much more than others. I love taking a character who messes up, who has lost their way, and who is far from perfect, and showing them to the path to happiness and being real in who they are. Finding their way. That's one of my favorite things about writing. Stitching together those flawed pieces of an imperfect person and making them a whole. Not perfect because none of them are--but whole. Or a more formed version of who they are. Even people who have messed up deserve their happily ever after and it's a special kind of feeling to be the one who gets to give it to them.
One of my favorite characters I've ever written (it was as Nyrae) is a character no one was really looking forward to. They were nervous. He was closed off. But to this day, I feel like his journey is one of the most important ones I've written. He will always be one of my favorite characters.
There are so many different experiences out there. So many histories and heartaches and paths to becoming true to who you are. I love exploring that.
Are you a fan of flawed characters? What is it about them that touches your heart?
February 8, 2017
Ask Andrew - Writing Process
Dear Andrew
What is your writing process like and how do you stay motivated?
Dawn
Dear Dawn
Each author's writing process is unique to them. Since writing is a creative process, each author must work to figure out what works for them. For me, once I have an idea that's caught my imagination, I sit down and develop my initial characters and start writing the story. I work form beginning to end on one story at a time. Once its drafted. My betas read it, I make changes and review the story before submission. For me its simple process and I'm very lucky my stories develop in my head as cleanly as they do.
As for motivation... that can be the hard part. There are some days when I want to curl up under a blanket and pretend I'm a turtle. For me there is no special trick. I have to keep pushing myself each and every day to keep my story moving forward. Some stories are easier and some are harder to write. I use goals and I have deadlines which also help motivate me.
I hope this answers your question. If any of you have any motivational methods, I'd love to hear about them.
Hugs and Love
Andrew
Ask Andrew is your chance to ask questions of a gay romance author. The questions can be about the writing process in general, writing sex scenes, gay men, sex, characters in romance, characters having sex... okay you probably get the picture. I promise to answer your questions as frankly and with as much humor as I possibly can.
So if you have a question, please send it to andrewgreybooks@comcast.net. This is different from my usual email so your questions don't get lost. I will answer one question a week.
Please remember this is meant to be all in fun. (I was going to say good, clean fun, but who wants that.) So send me your questions and let's see what mischief we can get into.
Visit Andrew on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/andrewgreybooks and you can join Andrew's fan group All The Way With Andrew Grey.
Follow him on Twitter: @andrewgreybooks
What is your writing process like and how do you stay motivated?
Dawn
Dear Dawn
Each author's writing process is unique to them. Since writing is a creative process, each author must work to figure out what works for them. For me, once I have an idea that's caught my imagination, I sit down and develop my initial characters and start writing the story. I work form beginning to end on one story at a time. Once its drafted. My betas read it, I make changes and review the story before submission. For me its simple process and I'm very lucky my stories develop in my head as cleanly as they do.
As for motivation... that can be the hard part. There are some days when I want to curl up under a blanket and pretend I'm a turtle. For me there is no special trick. I have to keep pushing myself each and every day to keep my story moving forward. Some stories are easier and some are harder to write. I use goals and I have deadlines which also help motivate me.
I hope this answers your question. If any of you have any motivational methods, I'd love to hear about them.
Hugs and Love
Andrew
Ask Andrew is your chance to ask questions of a gay romance author. The questions can be about the writing process in general, writing sex scenes, gay men, sex, characters in romance, characters having sex... okay you probably get the picture. I promise to answer your questions as frankly and with as much humor as I possibly can.So if you have a question, please send it to andrewgreybooks@comcast.net. This is different from my usual email so your questions don't get lost. I will answer one question a week.
Please remember this is meant to be all in fun. (I was going to say good, clean fun, but who wants that.) So send me your questions and let's see what mischief we can get into.
Visit Andrew on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/andrewgreybooks and you can join Andrew's fan group All The Way With Andrew Grey.
Follow him on Twitter: @andrewgreybooks
February 7, 2017
Valentine's Day Themed Q&A with BA, Julia, Kiernan and Sean
Continuing on with the Valentine's Day theme - here's a little Q&A
1. Did you get your Valentine anything this year?
2. If you could eat anywhere for V-Day where would it be and what would you order?
3. Silk sheets - romantic or a slippery slope to the floor?
4. Flavored Lube - good idea or nasty?
5. Do you find oysters to be an aphrodisiac?
Quickies:
Chocolates or flowers?
Homecooked meal or eating out?
Card or singing telegram?
Roses or carnations?
Red or pink?
Heart shape or real heart shape?
Asparagus or brussel sprouts?
Steak or seafood?
Peeps or cinnamon hearts?
Cake or death?
BA
1. Did you get your Valentine anything this year? Nope. It's not our holiday
2. If you could eat anywhere for V-Day where would it be and what would you order? Tacos!
3. Silk sheets - romantic or a slippery slope to the floor? AWFUL
4. Flavored Lube - good idea or nasty? AWFUL
5. Do you find oysters to be an aphrodisiac. NOPE
Quickies:
Chocolates or flowers? Flowers
Homecooked meal or eating out? Home cooked
Card or singing telegram? Card
Roses or carnations? Carnations
Red or pink? Pink
Heart shape or real heart shape? Real
Asparagus or brussel sprouts? Brussels sprouts
Steak or seafood?
Peeps or cinnamon hearts? Neither
Cake or death? Is death an inappropriate answer?
Julia
1 nope. We just don't do V day
2 Italian and I would get gf pasta and chicken parm
3 horrid
4 URk
5 no but I do like them
Quickies
choccies
I like both
card
roses
pink
heart shape
asparagus
steak
cinnamon
cake
Kiernan
1. Not yet.
2. Emerils, 91st city walk. Fabulous stuffed lobster as big as my head.
3. Ew. They make me sweat.
4. Depends on the flavor.
5. I love oysters.
Quickies
flowers
Eating out
Card
Rose
Red
Real
Asparagus
Steak
Peeps
Um...cake?
Sean
1. I did - a two and a half foot stuffed R2D2 that is holding a heart that has You R2 Awesome on it
2. In Ottawa area I would go to the Black Dog and have mussels to start with, followed by their filet migon and finishing up with their sticky toffee poudding.
3. Silk sheets are lovely in theory but a total menace in reality. Too easy to shoot off of them, especially if you involve lube!
4. Most flavored lubes are chemically and fake tasting and therefore nasty.
5. I have tried an oyster once and it was the most slimy, awful thing in my mouth and much as I tried, I could not make myself swallow it - totally not an aphrodisiac in my opinion.
Quickies:
Chocolates
eating out
singing telegram (I've never seen one - do they even still exist? still, it sounds fun)
roses
pink - although really, it depends what thing it is that's colored as evidenced by my changing my answer on this twice - and honestly, I'm not really that into red or pink - give me a nice purple or blue
heart shaped
I love both asparagus and brussel sprouts, don't make me choose
steak and seafood - once again, don't make me choose, though if I had to I'd take seafood (shellfish only, no fish!)
I don't like peeps or cinnamon hearts
cake!
BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com
Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com
Kiernan's is www.KiernanKelly.com
Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com
Facebook:
BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga
Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbotauthor
Kiernan -- https://www.facebook.com/kiernan.kelly
Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelWrites
Sean
smut fixes everything
1. Did you get your Valentine anything this year?
2. If you could eat anywhere for V-Day where would it be and what would you order?
3. Silk sheets - romantic or a slippery slope to the floor?
4. Flavored Lube - good idea or nasty?
5. Do you find oysters to be an aphrodisiac?
Quickies:
Chocolates or flowers?
Homecooked meal or eating out?
Card or singing telegram?
Roses or carnations?
Red or pink?
Heart shape or real heart shape?
Asparagus or brussel sprouts?
Steak or seafood?
Peeps or cinnamon hearts?
Cake or death?
BA
1. Did you get your Valentine anything this year? Nope. It's not our holiday
2. If you could eat anywhere for V-Day where would it be and what would you order? Tacos!
3. Silk sheets - romantic or a slippery slope to the floor? AWFUL
4. Flavored Lube - good idea or nasty? AWFUL
5. Do you find oysters to be an aphrodisiac. NOPE
Quickies:
Chocolates or flowers? Flowers
Homecooked meal or eating out? Home cooked
Card or singing telegram? Card
Roses or carnations? Carnations
Red or pink? Pink
Heart shape or real heart shape? Real
Asparagus or brussel sprouts? Brussels sprouts
Steak or seafood?
Peeps or cinnamon hearts? Neither
Cake or death? Is death an inappropriate answer?
Julia
1 nope. We just don't do V day
2 Italian and I would get gf pasta and chicken parm
3 horrid
4 URk
5 no but I do like them
Quickies
choccies
I like both
card
roses
pink
heart shape
asparagus
steak
cinnamon
cake
Kiernan
1. Not yet.
2. Emerils, 91st city walk. Fabulous stuffed lobster as big as my head.
3. Ew. They make me sweat.
4. Depends on the flavor.
5. I love oysters.
Quickies
flowers
Eating out
Card
Rose
Red
Real
Asparagus
Steak
Peeps
Um...cake?
Sean
1. I did - a two and a half foot stuffed R2D2 that is holding a heart that has You R2 Awesome on it
2. In Ottawa area I would go to the Black Dog and have mussels to start with, followed by their filet migon and finishing up with their sticky toffee poudding.
3. Silk sheets are lovely in theory but a total menace in reality. Too easy to shoot off of them, especially if you involve lube!
4. Most flavored lubes are chemically and fake tasting and therefore nasty.
5. I have tried an oyster once and it was the most slimy, awful thing in my mouth and much as I tried, I could not make myself swallow it - totally not an aphrodisiac in my opinion.
Quickies:
Chocolates
eating out
singing telegram (I've never seen one - do they even still exist? still, it sounds fun)
roses
pink - although really, it depends what thing it is that's colored as evidenced by my changing my answer on this twice - and honestly, I'm not really that into red or pink - give me a nice purple or blue
heart shaped
I love both asparagus and brussel sprouts, don't make me choose
steak and seafood - once again, don't make me choose, though if I had to I'd take seafood (shellfish only, no fish!)
I don't like peeps or cinnamon hearts
cake!
BA’s is http://www.batortuga.com
Julia’s is http://www.juliatalbot.com
Kiernan's is www.KiernanKelly.com
Sean’s website is http://www.seanmichaelwrites.com
Facebook:
BA -- https://www.facebook.com/batortuga
Julia -- https://www.facebook.com/juliatalbotauthor
Kiernan -- https://www.facebook.com/kiernan.kelly
Sean -- https://www.facebook.com/SeanMichaelWrites
Sean
smut fixes everything
