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September 13, 2013
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@gailsimone Nightwing and Ace having a bath (with...
pedrob23:
Gail Simone’s RED SONJA #1, #2 and #3
For a moment…...
Gail Simone’s RED SONJA #1, #2 and #3
For a moment… for a moment
We are eternal.
We are every warrior forced to kill and die for a cause no one will remember in years to come.
Every adversary who felt blade cleave into bone.
Every crimson-stained fighter who died for nothimg.
I imagine the first beings left here by the gods died thus.
And when the sun sets on our race, the last two men will have their brothers’ blood on their blades.
And for a moment I consider putting down my weapon and praying.
But JUST for a moment.
The promise of avery soldier in war.
"If I LIVE, I’ll pray TOMORROW"
Yikes
This is one bizarre article.
http://theuglyamericanreport.blogspot.no/2013/09/the-ugly-american-on-batwoman.html
Hi Gail! I love your batgirl babs is my fav. We'd love to have you visit Australia some day preferably Sydney ;) all the best! PS I miss dick/babs
I was just in Australia for a month!
But I loved it, maybe someday I will come back. Thank you!
Ventriloquist #1
Great. How many image tags am I going to screw up typing “ventriloquist”?!
I was going to do a Who’s Who entry on Scarface before reading this one but then I felt that was a bit occupationist to group them together when all they have in common is making dolls talk without moving their lips. Scarface is just a gangster bullying the man with his hand up his ass. He’s only creepy because he’s a ventriloquist’s dummy. But Ferdie’s least creepy feature is that he’s a ventriloquist’s dummy. His most creepy feature is that he acts like one of those guys that has to turn every thing anybody says into some kind of sexual innuendo. Fuck, I hate those guys. My dad is one of those guys! You’re not being witty just because you can make a woman uncomfortable by pointing out how much you’d like to bang her after every thing she says.
Female: “I love the way these pants fit but they’re so difficult to get into some days.”
Creepy Guy: “I bet I can get into those pants easily enough!”
Female: “Ugh. I had such a hard day at work today.”
Creepy Guy: “I don’t find it work to get hard for you!”
Female: “Yeah. Great. You do know I’m about to call the police?”
Creepy Guy: “Po-lice let me bang you!”
Ferdie’s chat up lines all seem fake and creepy in another way as well because I’m fairly certain Ferdie is a closeted homosexual ventriloquist’s dummy. He’s just trying so hard to be macho in that way men don’t actually act macho. Well, except for those really fucking creepy ones. Like my dad and Mickey Rourke.
The real creep factor lies with Shauna though. She’s some kind of Carrie mixed with the girl in the well from Ringu and every cast member of every episode of Big Brother. That last bit is the creepiest part of her personality.
Currently everything in Gotham is truly fucked up. Batman disappears and things just fall apart. In my mind, that’s no city. That’s daycare. The entire city should be knocked down if they can’t even keep it together when Batman goes away for a few hours. While all the chaos rages on outside, Shauna and Ferdie have set up shop in an old theater. They’re giving away food, the building has heat and light, and the Ventriloquist is planning on giving a “gasser” of a show. Hey, Ferdie! Stop being ominous! But first, they have an interview to explain Shauna’s origin! Other than the Byrthday Party where she was teased relentlessly which led to her poisoning all of the other children and stealing the entertainment’s Ferdie puppet.
These are always some of the funniest commentaries ever. SPOILER ALERT if you haven’t read the Ventriloquist issue of Villains Month, but FUNNY as hell.
Who is your favorite Lantern?
John Stewart, for a lot of reasons, but a lot of it is the animated stuff and great voice acting by Phil LaMarr.
Then I like Kyle, probably. I like Arisia and I miss Katma.
mythoughtfulwindow:
"GRAYSON! I SWEAR I WILL COME IN THERE AND...
"GRAYSON! I SWEAR I WILL COME IN THERE AND DROWN YOU, ARE YOU FEEDING MY PUREBRED SUGAR AGAIN? ."
"Nooooooo….."
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So I did that Gail Simone twitter thing everyone is doing instead of my homework..
Dang!
This is one sweetass drawing…do you make comics of your own?
copernicus054:
In response to the whole “Harley Quinn suicide”...
In response to the whole “Harley Quinn suicide” thing going on, the every lovely Gail Simone suggested people draw Dick Grayson (tastefully) naked in a tub eating gelato with Ace. I had a few spare minutes, so I decide to try and contribute.
Two things I wish I had: more time to draw, and a scanner.
I don’t know what I like better, Ace’s begging or Nightwing’s bathtub hair.
Wonderful!
CLAWFOOT TUB GO!
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