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November 2, 2011

All Hopped Out

Well, I survived the brief but intense snow here in Northeast Pee Yay. Luckily, no trees came down on our property and we never lost power. Not all my neighbors were as fortunate but, then again, they don't have a host of otherworldlings looking after them.

Oh, well. Their loss.

As promised, my tweenaged monster was sullen enough to pick winners for the blog hop. Her first remark was, "They all comment fail." But I think she was just being rude. In other words, good morning everybody! 

She did pick three winners (in random order because that's how she rolls):

Dz59001
CraigWFSmith
DeAnna Schultz

And in the spirit of chaos and randomness and every other force my daughter Enyo represents, I'll just package up the goodies, mix them up, and slap one of the addresses on each envelope.

Winners, please email your corporeal address to me by Friday so I can send you your booty. I'm at AshKrafton at gee male dot com. Yes, I suppose it is a test of skill to figure that one out. Best of luck.

I enjoyed "meeting" you guys on the 2011 Coffin Hop. Hope to see you all again…you are all welcome here any time. Just try not to step on the spiders, k? They get pissy and I have to spend all afternoon getting them sorted again.

Have a great day, and thanks for hopping by.
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Published on November 02, 2011 14:24

October 29, 2011

Please Remain Seated While the Hop Comes to a Complete Stop *sad face*

I can't believe Coffin Hop Week is over. I am equally disappointed that my Universal Orlando vacation is over, too, because I came home to SNOW.


Really. Snow.


They are forecasting a Nor'easter that may dump seven to ten inches of white frozen horror on us. Twenty four hours ago I was strolling across the piazza toward a water taxi that would take me to City Walk. I got a Cinnabon and a coffee and enjoyed a warm light mist, as Orlndo got a bit of rain yesterday.


They got rain. We came home to SNOW. Urgh.


But enough crabbing about it. I have a roof and an internet connection (the latter which was absent in Florida--really. Who charges thousands of dollars for a resort stay and doesn't throw in the Wi Fi? What a rip off. Next, they'll email me a bed sheet charge. At least I wiped out their Keurig station. Lots of coffee to get me through this crappy snow. But I digress.)


The tweenaged monster will be going through comments to select winners today and I will post them soon. Turns out the nifty Universal thingie I picked up was a lanyard for Halloween Horror Nights--the after-hours park Halloween party that I HAD TO MISS. My son would have died if we went through the terror zones and I didn't feel like listening to that kind of screaming--it isn't any fun.


(Plus, there would have been the whole project of getting his corpse home, which would mean I'd have to claim him as checked luggage so not only would I lose two hundred fifty on his unused plane seat, I'd have to pay a baggage fee. What a load.)


So, anyways. Prize announcement soming soon, good luck, and thanks so much for hopping by. I hope everyone had a great time on the hop and hope to see you again soon!
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Published on October 29, 2011 14:45

October 24, 2011

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year...

Welcome to Coffin Hop week! I'm glad you stopped by—with over 90 participants, you've got a lot of pages to visit.

I promise to make this easy on you…

TO ENTER:

"Like" my author page on Facebook http://facebook.com/AshKraftonAuthor

"Fan" me on Goodreads http://www.goodreads.com/ash_krafton

"Follow" me on Twitter http://twitter.com/ashkrafton

That's it. I simply want to assimilate you and resistance is hopefully futile.

Once you are thoroughly assimilated, leave a comment here IN THIS POST. (Trekkies may feel free to assign themselves a number of the collective.)

YOU MAY WIN:

Nevermore, by Paul Michael Kane. Selected stories and verse by Edgar Allen Poe with accompanying artwork by some of the most creative comic book artists in the industry. I picked this beauty up at the Baltimore Comic Con this summer.

ARC of M is for Monster, compiled by John Prescott. "Kamikaze Blonde" appears as the letter A story. Winner gets to see what makes it an ARC and learns why I spent a month screaming. It's funny--now.

Some nifty thing I'll pick up at Universal Studios this week. Yep, I'm spending Hallowe'en in Florida, far away from the rainy cold. My blood hasn't made the winter switch yet, despite my cold-blooded nature.

I'll let my tweenaged daughter pick the winners because she is the most random creature I've ever met. She likes ninjas and crossbows and My Little Pony so feel free to play up to her in the hopes she'll pick you. She's easily swayed.

Okay, that's it for the contest. To follow is a tribute to Edgar Allen Poe, whose work is cheerfully depressing enough to make seek out his bones and write poems about them. My poem "Six Words For Edgar" is an award-winning (I totally swear) sestina (see? I'm creepy AND literary) that I wrote after making my kids hang out in his cemetery with me. (In hindsight, I suppose I should be glad my daughter is content with crossbows.)

Good luck with the Coffin Hopping and enjoy!

LINK BACK TO THE COFFIN HOP LIST



Six Words For Edgar: a sestina by Ash Krafton

Never having known the man, I cannot shed a tear.
Yet, I feel sadness as I gaze upon his stone
and tilt my head to catch the echo of imagined cries.
It is but the haunting laughter of a distant crow.
Pondering the bones of he who now beneath me lies
I marvel how departed men can walk among us still.

The sun is warm and no breeze stirs; the trees are tall and still
far removed from harbor's wake where Patapsco zephyrs tear.
Within the graveyard's iron fence, a concrete garden lies.
Long brick paths and grassy patches lead from stone to stone,
and here lies life defeated, where Death triumphant crows,
turning deafened ears toward the moan of mortal cries.

Shall I be a mourner, one whom for the poet cries
and clutches, like a Bible, Edgar's tome of tales still?
The melancholy dreamer who sees raven in the crow,
pressing hand to brow to wipe the pretending tear?
Shall I place my pennies and my grief upon the stone
and whisper prayers of pardon for the one who in dust lies?

I cannot feign emotions and I cannot stomach lies,
even if from Hades should I hear his bootless cries.
Do not think me unfeeling, for my heart's not cast from stone;
I am drawn to the side of his grave and contemplate it still.
Although I neither cry out nor my very clothing tear,
I regret the loss of man and words and rage against the crow.

I seek the path to beauty, as straight as flies the crow,
and peer into my darkest depths. Therein the secret lies:
so sharp and clear the world appears when seen through bitter tear.
From shadows and delusions and nightmares his spirit cries.
The world streaks past but in this graveyard, time stands still
as I reflect upon his life, now carved in stalwart stone.

I will not weep as I repose beside his granite stone;
instead I close my eyes and listen to the callous crow
which from the church's tower calls out, laughing still.
Edgar, it occurs to me your dreams may all be lies,
and yet I long to tread your path. So heed my silent cries--
I give you words, my kindred soul, but not a single tear.

Tear upon tear, no flood can erode stone.
The raucous crow cries
while deep beneath the earth, the still heart lies.

Six Words for Edgar
appeared in the Midwest Literary Magazine, October 2010
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Published on October 24, 2011 13:42

October 18, 2011

Coffin Hop Web Tour Starts Soon!

Hallowe'en is my favorite time of the year. I love when the weather hovers on the edge of summer heat and winter wind. Here in northeast Pennsylvania, the trees go through costume change after change before coming to rest in stark wooden nudity--and even that has a hauntingly beautiful quality to it, especially in contrast with a clear cobalt sky. It's impossible to take it all in at once--so I end up taking endless photos, trying to capture as much as I can.


You may feel the same way as I do...making this the perfect time for a blog hop.


This year, we have DOZENS of writers and websites participating in the Coffin Hop Web Tour--which means dozens of opportunities for you to meet new people, read new words, and win awesome prizes. You'll want to pace yourself but, don't worry: you've got the whole week to take it all in and capture as much as you can.


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Up for grabs here at the Kraftmatic Adjustable Blog:


Nevermore, by Paul Michael Kane. Selected stories and verse by Edgar Allen Poe with accompanying artwork by some of the most creative comic book artists in the industry. I picked this beauty up at the Baltimore Comic Con this summer.


ARC of M is for Monster, compiled by John Prescott. An alphabetical anthology of abominations. My "Kamikaze Blonde" appears as the letter A story. Winner gets to see what makes it an ARC and learns why I spent a month screaming. It's funny--now.


Some nifty thing I'll pick up at Universal Studios next week. Yep, I'm spending Hallowe'en in Florida, far away from the rainy cold of Pee Yay. My blood hasn't made the winter switch yet, despite my cold-blooded nature.


I know some of the other blogs are going to have challenging contests...but not here. This'll be easy to enter. I'll be on vacation, remember?

Visit Coffin Hop Web Tour to see the list of hosts, each of whom will be leaving their porch light on for you...but first:


the gory details:


1) HAVE A SPOOKY FUN TIME!

2) INVITE YOUR FRIENDS AND SPREAD THE WORD!

3) THIS TOUR STARTS: Monday, October 24, 2011 at Midnight (PST)
THIS TOUR ENDS: Monday, October 31, 2011 at Midnight (PST)
Winners will be drawn and posted November 1, 2011

4) MEET AND MINGLE WITH THE AUTHORS! EXPERIENCE A NEW DESTINATION AT EVERY STOP! PARTICIPATE IN EVERY SITE'S CONTEST AND BE ENTERED FOR CHANCES TO WIN MULTIPLE PRIZES! EVERY BLOG VISITED IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY TO WIN!

5) PARTICIPATION AT ALL SITES IS RECOMMENDED, BUT NOT REQUIRED. THE MORE SITES YOU HOP, THE BETTER YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING PRIZES.

6) DID I MENTION TO HAVE A SPOOKY FUN TIME?



***Authors have full discretion to choose an alternate winner in the event any winner fails to claim their prize(s) within 72 hours of their name being posted or after notification of win, whichever comes first. Anyone who participates in this tour is subject to these rules***
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Published on October 18, 2011 12:18

October 14, 2011

Silence by Edgar Allen Poe

There are some qualities- some incorporate things,
That have a double life, which thus is made
A type of that twin entity which springs
From matter and light, evinced in solid and shade.





There is a two-fold Silence- sea and shore-
Body and soul. One dwells in lonely places,
Newly with grass o'ergrown; some solemn graces,
Some human memories and tearful lore,
Render him terrorless: his name's "No More."





He is the corporate Silence: dread him not!
No power hath he of evil in himself;
But should some urgent fate (untimely lot!)
Bring thee to meet his shadow (nameless elf,
That haunteth the lone regions where hath trod
No foot of man,) commend thyself to God!
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Published on October 14, 2011 00:03

October 12, 2011

Bleeding Hearts: Cover Unveiled!

I am blessed. There is no other possible explanation. Why else would Pink Narcissus Press have given my book such a gorgeous face?


Without further ado, I give you...my cover.





My urban fantasy will be released in early 2012. Isn't that cover splendid? Thanks, Duncan Eagleson! You done me proud and I humbly bow before thee.

Take a moment to learn more about my artist (yes, I used the possessive on purpose.) Visit http://eaglesondesign.com to see his portfolio.
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Published on October 12, 2011 11:46

October 7, 2011

Halloween: Show Your Paranormality

I have a new Twitter story up. Who is your favorite creature: vampire, werewolf, or zombie? Maybe something more sinister?

View "Halloween: Perfect Excuse to Show Your Paranormal Side" on Storify
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Published on October 07, 2011 13:17

September 26, 2011

Coffin Hop Web Tour (October 24-31, 2011)

Fellow author Julie Jansen has organized a blog hop for horror authors...

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and enlisted the talents of the seriously-spooky Axel Howerton...

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to create these amazing web badges.

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FREAKING SWEET STUFF.

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The blogs are going to be freaking sweet, too. Join me and many other authors when we leave the porch lights on for you--let's do some trick-or-treating in the blogosphere.

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Cooking up some tasty treats for you all...you'll meet some fantastic authors, hear about their work, and even win some prizes if you're really lucky.

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This blog entry, however, was just because I wanted to show off this nifty art. I like pretty things.

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Spread the word and join us for the creepiest blog hop ever.
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Published on September 26, 2011 11:39

September 12, 2011

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Published on September 12, 2011 16:34

September 7, 2011

New Author Page on Facebook

My Facebook friend list is climbing toward the 5000 mark--and that means it will close out to new friends. Boo!

I don't want to miss out on new friends and new connections. With that in mind, I started an Author Page. Hopefully it will help me keep in touch better!

Please take just a moment to Like my page...and we can me friends forever. Mu-hahahahahaha. (cue creepy organ music)
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Published on September 07, 2011 12:41