Oleg Atbashian's Blog, page 41

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One of my summer dachas is in this state of granite, although the dacha is not constructed of granite.  I am currently there, so receive the people's news from the local propaganda wing of the DNC  TV stations.

Most of the "Live Free or Die!" state is totally party red (that is the voters in most of those locations are shown as red on political maps). However, the cities and college towns are enlightened and quite progressive.  (Rich Hall had a riff on states mottos and wondered how the prisoners like printing "Live Free or Die" on license plates.  I have no first hand knowledge of that.)

Manchester (the 'queen' city, although I can't remember seeing any men sporting high heels, boas, and bright red lipstick there) is one of those progressive utopias. Their Kommissars are so oppressive progressive they have decided state law is not oppressive progressive enough and have instituted their own laws saving the proletariat from accepting tasty gifts from their non-state approved neighbors.  The fact that hundreds of yellow buses (Kommie-La's favorites) are routinely seen traveling from the People's Republic of Massholes into the state of granite is merely a coincidence relative to the Kommissars that run the cities.

I feel so safe and free here.

Statistics: Posted by Ellsworth Toohey — 8/20/2025, 5:38 pm

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My favorite is #5. But, as a Progressive™, DEI is so important to me. Biological men should have the right to dress up in clown costumes and run around in the streets singing Tico Tico. And, of course the right to use girls locker rooms.



 

Statistics: Posted by Zampolit Blokhayev — 8/20/2025, 5:18 pm

People's Blog •

Live pickled or die!

Statistics: Posted by Great Stalin's Ghost — 8/20/2025, 3:30 pm

People's Blog • Re:

As someone from Ukraine where pickling vegetables is a national pastime..."

Funny you should mention Ukrainian pickles. Only a few days ago I got a jar of Veres pickled cornichons from Ukraine, never suspecting that I might be taking part in an act of sympathetic solidarity with the oppressed picklers of New Hampshire. 
 
RESIST, AND CUKE THEM ALL!

Statistics: Posted by Colonel Obyezyana — 8/20/2025, 11:44 am

People's Blog •

Zohran the Magnificent AI can now be found in The People’s Cube app store. Ask him anything. Strong communist AI beats weak corrupt capitalist AI.

Zohran the Magnificent AI gives all your arguments the current-truth Party approved appeal to authority.

Statistics: Posted by Comrade Otis — 8/20/2025, 11:09 am

People's Blog •

Paint it Black (a song about a man’s grief and despair over the death of his lover) is probably the perfect metaphorical statement of how the democrats feel at this point in time.

Statistics: Posted by Margaret — 8/20/2025, 10:49 am

People's Blog • Re: NH Pickle Kulak Busted

Yes, Red Square! All comrades celebrate Ukraine’s Babushka Irina! What an arm! Rumors are Houston Astros have used her skill as training for pitchers.

Manchester’s Chief of Environmental Health is forcing New Hampshire Kulaks to go non-brinery.

Statistics: Posted by jackalopelipsky — 8/20/2025, 10:32 am

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Apparently, in the Live Free or Die state, freedom was quietly discontinued, and jars of fermented cucumbers have now become Public Enemy No. 1.

As someone from Ukraine where pickling vegetables is a national pastime, I immediately thought of Babushka Irina, who famously shot down a Russian drone with a jar of pickles from her balcony. A true People's Air Defense System.

Naturally, such spontaneous acts of freedom and resistance can't be allowed in Democrat-controlled territories. Who knows what else a jar of pickles can take out besides a drone? That's why the Party has moved to ban these weapons of mass preservation, as part of their effort to neutralize the Second Amendment.

So while "Live Free or Die" is long forgotten, perhaps "Pickle or Die" can still ferment in the hearts of New Hampshire.

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/20/2025, 10:10 am

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By popular demand - Zohran the Magnificent

https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog ... 24491.html

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/19/2025, 10:18 pm

People's Blog • “Zohran the Magnificent” Fortune Machine Opens on 5th Avenue in Manhattan

Step right up, insert a coin, and watch as Zoltar “Zohran” Mamdani dispense revolutionary wisdom.

Living in his neon-lit political fortune booth on Fifth Avenue, the Marxist fortune teller peers into his subsidized crystal ball and explains the historical inevitability of communism, the coming of the Glorious World of Next Tuesday, and sells easily digestible fortune-cookie slogans.

Put in a quarter, and you get a fortune card: “Your future is bright,” “Abolish landlords,” “Abolish America,” “Abolish history,” or “You will end up living in a commune with 17 strangers and a broken toilet.”

For a whole dollar, he will predict the coming Global Intifada, complete with free slogans printed on recycled cardboard.

Some passersby are not impressed. “It’s just carnival tricks dressed up as prophecy,” said one man on his lunch break. Another pointed out that, like the old Zoltar machine at Coney Island, Zohran needs constant electricity, flashing lights, and a circus around him to seem real. “Unplug him, and he’s just plywood and wires,” she added. Others went further, claiming that all the talk of abolishing landlords, capitalism, and history sound less like fortune-telling and more like a script fed to him by a hidden circus master who engineered the act in the first place.

But while critics sneer at the blinking lights and coin slots, supporters insist that Mamdani-Zoltar provides a much-needed voice for the marginalized. “Just because the prophecies come from a machine doesn’t mean they aren’t authentic,” said one observer. “If the circus master gave him the script, maybe that’s just lived experience in mechanical form. Who are we to deny it?”

A passing NYU student argued that the flashing bulbs and mechanical jaw give Mamdani-Zoltar a unique credibility. “Unlike human politicians, you know where he stands — right there in the booth. He doesn’t negotiate, he just spits out the truth on little paper cards. And sometimes they smell faintly of popcorn. That’s democracy.”

Interviewed at a nearby café, an NYU professor suggested that the fortune machine represents “a breakthrough in political technology — the first time Marxist theory has been successfully transmitted through hydraulics and coin slots.”

So line up today! The Mamdani-Zoltar machine is open until the revolution eats its own tokens.

Statistics: Posted by Red Square — 8/19/2025, 10:10 pm