Michael Kindt's Blog, page 66
March 9, 2016
Clinton will add to delegate lead after Michigan, Mississippi contests
Congrats to Bernie on winning Michigan and still losing Michigan. Too bad you’re a member of a rigged party.
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You can’t. Obviously, education is not the key to success…..especially if you are going to use wealth as the measure and definition of success.
I mean DUH.
March 8, 2016
March 7, 2016
President Trump and The Prospect of Moving to Canada | Michael Kindt
So if Donald Trump becomes president, you want to move to Canada?
To move to Canada, what you need is a job in Canada, otherwise you are not allowed to move there (on any permanent or long-term basis). Imagine if we Americans took such RAYCIST measures as requiring people who want to come here to have a job already lined up…
Posted earlier, but some definitions are in order:
RAYCIST, n., a person who disagrees with the Democratic Party’s view on immigration.
RAYCIST, n., a person who disagrees with the Democratic Party and modern American liberalism’s view on anything. (Scare quotes should be around the phrase ‘modern American liberalism’, because it is not even remotely liberal, modern, or American. It’s most often just backward fascist bullshit).
Name-calling bully, n., a modern American liberal.
Blow me, v., what the modern American liberal can do, as far as I’m concerned.
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The future of sex is now! (And it’s set to annoying techno music).
“The Milky Way as seen from the surface of Mars.”I Snickered at...
“The Milky Way as seen from the surface of Mars.”
I Snickered at this, then erupted into Mounds of laughter….
You know America is beautiful
when you can wake up at 7:30 in the morning, put your laptop on your lap (without even getting out of bed), click your mouse 5 times and make $680. God bless the epic short squeeze in oil stocks, which apparently is continuing even today.
*goes back to bed*
March 6, 2016
CLASH, I Read, is a Millennial Publication | Michael Kindt
So why am I here, a grouchy, graying Gen Xer?
Because, goddamn it, you punks need me. I remember clearly the 90s and how the prevailing society both discounted and respected us. We were losers. We were slackers. We were grungy. But we were interesting–not because we were losers and slackers and grungy, but because we were the next thing going. There were magazine articles about us, just like there are magazine articles about you.
I can tell you that what you believe now, in your early, mid, or even late 20s, is not what you are going to believe 15 years from now. You may think you have it all figured out, but you’re wrong. People evolve, and so will Millennials, many of whom are very similar to people.
If you end up in your 40s or 50s believing the exact same shit you believed in your 20s, you’re no better than the homecoming king who peaked in high school.
March 5, 2016
Now this cracked me up.Actually, the Bern is hanging in there....
Now this cracked me up.
Actually, the Bern is hanging in there. You little Democrat twits get out there and vote for him. I will do my part and vote for Trump, and together we will have the perfect storm of elections. It will be wonderful spectacle and better than any of the tired remakes or comic book movies they stick in theaters these days and charge people an arm and a leg to see.
Trump/Sanders 2016.
“Because beige, establishment politicians just don’t cut it anymore.”
