Michael Kindt's Blog, page 63
March 26, 2016
"We gotta play music that’ll make them goddamn beer bottles bounce on the table."
- Moon Mullican
March 25, 2016
My pits smell like Steinbeck, baby.

My pits smell like Steinbeck, baby.
Haha. This made me laugh.“I hate white people and Israelis, but...

Haha. This made me laugh.
“I hate white people and Israelis, but I’m not racist. The people who disagree with my views on race and immigration are!”
LOL.
This was much funnier at Christmas.

This was much funnier at Christmas.
I applied for a job as a waiter today.
The manager guy during the interview was all “What makes you think you’re the right person for the job?”
“Well,” I said. “I think I can bring a lot to the table.”
March 22, 2016
Everybody's Perfect, by Fire Nuns
I am about to go on the high seas. When I report next, it will be from Alaska!
I have never been happier in my life.
When I get there, do I wanna go farther? I will be landing at Ketchikan.
I think I wanna go farther. I wanna see some Arctic Circle shit, between you and me.
We’ll see.
Peace, friends.
merle haggard - are the good times really over Lyrics
When a man could still work, and still would.
At some point, I know the end will come.
My heart squishing in my ear? It will get a ragged beat and stop, with me getting dizzy at first.
Merle Haggard will die and the universe will be empty, a barren shell.
The older I get, the more ok with death I become. What was I fighting for?
You must ask yourself: do I really, really enjoy life?
Judging from social media posts, no you don’t. Not really.
There will be no Mondays and no coffee.
You will be free.
Mexican Leisure Suit, by Fire Nuns
More Fire Nuns. I think when I go away from the internet from now on, I will leave you with Fire Nuns, my son’s band.
This song specifically I remember. It came from when he was 14 and I set him up in a room in the big blue house with all his technology. The big blue house is a landmark in our family history. It’s when we lived in a big blue house. But I just let him have at it, neighbors be damned. It’s older than his current band, I know that, probably 2012 or 13 or something.
He has many songs from those days that I’d like to hear the Fire Nuns do, but, alas, he thinks they’re immature. He’s probably right.
But I’m still a dad, goddamnit!