Michael Kindt's Blog, page 63

March 26, 2016

"We gotta play music that’ll make them goddamn beer bottles bounce on the table."

“We gotta play music that’ll make them goddamn beer bottles bounce on the table.”

- Moon Mullican
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Published on March 26, 2016 17:26

March 25, 2016

My pits smell like Steinbeck, baby.



My pits smell like Steinbeck, baby.

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Published on March 25, 2016 18:51

Haha. This made me laugh.“I hate white people and Israelis, but...



Haha. This made me laugh.

“I hate white people and Israelis, but I’m not racist. The people who disagree with my views on race and immigration are!”

LOL.

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Published on March 25, 2016 18:35

This was much funnier at Christmas.



This was much funnier at Christmas.

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Published on March 25, 2016 18:05

I applied for a job as a waiter today.

The manager guy during the interview was all “What makes you think you’re the right person for the job?”

“Well,” I said. “I think I can bring a lot to the table.”

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Published on March 25, 2016 17:53

March 22, 2016

Everybody's Perfect, by Fire Nuns

Everybody's Perfect, by Fire Nuns:

I am about to go on the high seas. When I report next, it will be from Alaska!

I have never been happier in my life.

When I get there, do I wanna go farther? I will be landing at Ketchikan.

I think I wanna go farther. I wanna see some Arctic Circle shit, between you and me.

We’ll see.

Peace, friends.

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Published on March 22, 2016 20:13

At some point, I know the end will come.

My heart squishing in my ear? It will get a ragged beat and stop, with me getting dizzy at first.

Merle Haggard will die and the universe will be empty, a barren shell.

The older I get, the more ok with death I become. What was I fighting for?

You must ask yourself: do I really, really enjoy life?

Judging from social media posts, no you don’t. Not really.

There will be no Mondays and no coffee.

You will be free.

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Published on March 22, 2016 18:44

Mexican Leisure Suit, by Fire Nuns

Mexican Leisure Suit, by Fire Nuns:

More Fire Nuns. I think when I go away from the internet from now on, I will leave you with Fire Nuns, my son’s band.

This song specifically I remember. It came from when he was 14 and I set him up in a room in the big blue house with all his technology. The big blue house is a landmark in our family history. It’s when we lived in a big blue house. But I just let him have at it, neighbors be damned. It’s older than his current band, I know that, probably 2012 or 13 or something.

He has many songs from those days that I’d like to hear the Fire Nuns do, but, alas, he thinks they’re immature. He’s probably right.

But I’m still a dad, goddamnit!

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Published on March 22, 2016 15:38

davesnothere:

Fresh eggs.



davesnothere:



Fresh eggs.


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Published on March 22, 2016 15:04