Michael Kindt's Blog, page 60

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*badly

I think I’ll just stay here and drink.

It looks like a good place. There’s an old jukebox, not one of those new fangled computerized ones. It has actual CDs in it. Remember those? I remember when they were new. “Hey, Bill has one of those new CD players! He’s so cool. And his family is so rich. I hear it cost $700. Let’s all go over to Bill’s house and smoke joints and jam to that new Metallica album AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!”

Nowadays I play Merle and cry in my whiskey.

Yes, Virginia, I do believe in evolution.

Here's something you probably never considered:

The last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt is closer in time to us than he is to the first Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt.

This year the United States will be 240 years old.

LOL. Gimme a break.

"By the time you get close to the answers, it’s nearly all over."

“By the time you get close to the answers, it’s nearly all over.”

- Merle Haggard

"Willie Nelson’s the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because..."

“Willie Nelson’s the one who told me the reason it costs so much to get divorced is because it’s worth it.”

- Merle Haggard

"Faith is the only way we’re going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own."

“Faith is the only way we’re going to make it. None of us are smart enough to do it on our own.”

- Merle Haggard

"In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision..."

“In 1960, when I came out of prison as an ex-convict, I had more freedom under parolee supervision than there’s available in America right now.”

- Merle Haggard

"It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it’s true; I was raised in a freight..."

“It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it’s true; I was raised in a freight car.”

- Merle Haggard

"Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good."

“Lay in the weeds and wait, and when you get your chance to say something, say something good.”

- Merle Haggard

Frog scientist Jonathan Kolby is taking my questions?

It’s about time you got somebody INTERESTING, Tumblr.

Although, alas, I can’t think of any frog questions to ask right now. It’s early as hell, still dark even. Maybe after my tea…