Michael Kindt's Blog, page 496
July 19, 2011
What the hell happened to all the unscented candles?
6 stores, town of 100,000 people: no unscented candles. Finally I asked a retail person at the last store, "Do you have any unscented candles?"
She's like, "What do you mean? Unscented candles?"
"Yeah. You know, they're just wax and don't smell like anything?"
She says, "Really? Not even apples?"
"Right."
She stared at me like I had just climbed out of a UFO. Nude.
July 18, 2011
VANCOUVER, Washington — A 36-year-old Vancouver woman was...
VANCOUVER, Washington — A 36-year-old Vancouver woman was due in court at 9 a.m. Monday after investigators said she tried to sell her infant son at a Taco Bell last week.
The Clark County Sheriff's Office said Heidi Knowles approached a woman who was, bizarrely, eating at a Taco Bell restaurant on Thursday. She handed the woman her 3-day-old son, and, thinking outside the bun, offered to sell him for $500.
"He was wrapped up just like a gordita," the woman said. "It was pretty trippy, especially since I was eating a gordita at that very moment."
The woman called 911, ordered a choco taco, and returned to her plastic booth, resuming her constant sobbing.
Knowles was arrested at a cheap roadside motel a short time later and booked into Clark County jail, where she is being held on a $50,000 bond.
No word on her infant son, who was lost during all the confusion.
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It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open.
I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i
My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.
And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.
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It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open.
I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i
My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.
And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.
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It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open.
I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i
My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.
And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.
So, I received your book, witty letter, autograph and all.
It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open.
I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i
My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.
And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.
So, I received your book, witty letter, autograph and all.
It was surreal to finally be able to crack it open.
I am not even exaggerating when I say this is turning into one of the best books I've ever read. The way you incorporate satire i
My god, thank you so much for your kind words. Jeez.
And, yeah. I'll always have signed copies available on Ebay if anyone's interested. I'll also include a note that will make you and your girlfriend laugh as well. If you don't have a girlfriend, no worries. Simply wave my book around and you'll get two.
