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What sort of beer is that? I never saw it before. Is it good? Can you get it in Michigan?

It's Anchor Steam. Good stuff. They say it is an ale brewed like a lager (cooled and stored for a time). Or a lager brewed like an ale. Something about yeast. I forget. I lose interest. All's I know is it's yummy. It is bitter, though. It's a full flavor beer brewed for those with nards. About Michigan…no clue. Anchor Steam is made in San Francisco. The real question is why would anyone live in Michigan?

I mean, come ON! Michigan? Seriously?

:)

Me, exactly one year ago today. I'm even better looking...

Me, exactly one year ago today. I'm even better looking now. I have a full beard, but anyway. Here I am drinking my favorite beer (usually) out on a deck I no longer have. I personally love this picture of me. I think I look awesome. Also, I totally dig the reflection of suburbia in my shades :)

5-year old girl bitten by bat at Wal-Mart

The bat was only 99 cents and made in China. Full story.

Jesus I had weird dreams

Of, like, shambling homeless college students who were living jokes: Why did the homeless college student suddenly stop digging through the dumpster, smack his forehead, and shout "God fucking dammit!"

?

Because he had forgotten to study for his trig test. There were others, but I don't really remember them.

In the dream there were also snakes, thousands of them, slithering all over the ground. And skulls and cobwebs and this weird glowing sky. The air was poisoned fume.

I woke up covered in sweat with my heart racing and a desire to pee so strong I thought briefly of just going right there on the bedroom floor instead of trying to make it to the bathroom.

I didn't, though. I'm housebroken.

So I drank a can of Yuengling Traditional Lager tonight. It was good.

Had a subtle fruitiness to it I enjoyed. Certainly more interesting than, say, Bud Lite. Just as smooth, though. I wish I could buy it here.

I'm tired. Goodnight.

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Bradlee Dean: You Can Run But You Cannot Hide At the end of July...

Bradlee Dean: You Can Run But You Cannot Hide

At the end of July this year, Bradlee Dean filed a 50 million dollar lawsuit against Rachel Maddow and MSNBC for defamation. The lawsuit, Dean says, is not about money, even though it's for 50 million dollars.

Who is Bradlee Dean? Well, he's founder and director of You Can Run But You Cannot Hide International, a Christian ministry that's non-profit, despite its efforts to get a 50 million dollar profit out of Maddow and MSNBC. He is also a drummer and long-haired rock-n-roller who speaks with uncompromising truth about the gospel of Jesus Christ, like it or not. He graduated from the Institute on the Constitution, even though he paid no attention while there. According to Bradlee himself, his "most rewarding title and position is serving as husband and daddy to four awesome little boys." To clarify, he is not the husband of the four awesome little boys. He's just their daddy.

Bradlee also has a radio talk show that is, according to Bradlee, "hard-hitting" and "attacks the hot issues of today." It also "combats the lies in the media" and "re-establishes the foundations of our country." Despite the groan-worthy cliches, it is just another right-wing propaganda radio show in a veritable sea of right-wing radio propaganda shows. I listened to it once and it wasn't even hard-hitting. It was lame and expected and generic. It didn't attack the hot issues of the day. It attacked gays and Obama, and that was all. Gays and Obama: evil, evil, evil! It didn't combat the lies in the media either, but simply told its own. However, it DID try to re-establish the foundations of our country by incorrectly insisting that it was founded on Judeo-Christian principles. Revisionism at its best.

I'm sure you'll all be shocked to learn that Bradlee also appears regularly on Fox News. I was so shocked when I found out, I actually dozed off.

On his radio show, Bradlee said this: "Muslims are calling for the execution of homosexuals in America. They themselves are upholding the laws that are even in the Bible, the Judeo-Christian God, but they seem to be more moral than the American Christians…" He then realized what he'd said, raced over to his computer, and put a disclaimer up on his website that read: "We have never and will never call for the execution of homosexuals." Thinking he was safe, Bradlee went back to being awesome and telling it like it is.

Rachel Maddow, however, being a reporter, had the gall to report what Bradlee said on his show to the whole wide world. This made Bradlee very angry, since it made him look like the hate-filled douche-nozzle he is. He probably even stomped his feet and said, "Gosh darn it!"

And that's how Bradlee's ridiculous 50 million dollar lawsuit against Maddow and her employer, MSNBC, came to be. The suit claims that Maddow deliberately ignored Bradlee's disclaimer, even though she read it live on her show immediately after reading his original statement calling those who want to kill gay people "more moral" than those who don't. The suit also alleges that Maddow disparaged the stupid way he spells his first name, his funny-looking appearance, and his low standing in the community.

Bradlee's lawyer, Larry Klayman said this about the lawsuit: "We need more Bradlee Deans in the world, and hateful left-wing television commentators must be made to respect not only his mission but the law." Translation: "We need more Bradlee Deans in this world, and hateful left-wing television commentators must be made to respect not only his mission [a particular brand of fundamentalist Christianity with a creepy focus on how other people have sex] but the law [except, of course, the Constitutional law guaranteeing freedom of speech and the press]."

The real question is, obviously, whether or not Bradlee called for gays to be killed. I don't think he did. Even he's not that crazy. I believe he THINKS they should be killed, though. He just doesn't have the nards to actually come out and say it. After all, if it's in the Bible, it must be true, right?

Clearly, if Bradlee is all about anything, he's all about the Bible—well, except that pesky part about not judging others. Like most right-wing Christians, he skips over that. It's just no fun, is it, Bradlee?

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Same Dress New Day ~ Tripping Daisy

Same Dress New Day ~ Tripping Daisy

So. Time is weird. It seems to become more valuable as it dwindles

Like, I have 5 days left at work, as of Monday, and I went in and put in my time and now I have 4 days left. So today was worth 20% of my time left. Tomorrow, though, that will be worth 25%.

It becomes more valuable.

Wednesday will be worth 33 and a third of my time left and Thursday will be worth fully ONE HALF. Friday, of course, will be worth everything, 100%.

It's weird how time works. I think about this and imagine my last hour, my very last hour of life.

Apart from raging against an empty sky, what can I do?

To all the people on here that have given a blowjob

strobee:

do you ever imagine who that cum might have becum? What if that load could've produced three people with Einstein's IQ and two people with Martin Luther King Jr.'s passion and intelligence and seven people with Olympic talents and five gorgeous men and women and one future movie star?

Think about it.

I speak for every man alive: "Thank you."