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I find the viscera in response to your most recent post extremely sigh-inducing. I suppose stupidity can be clothed in good vocabulary. I also find it strange that people choose to remain blind to the fact that the hatred against our country is not rando

Well thanks. 9/11 pisses me off. I don't know what else to say. That picture in particular pisses me off. I think about that guy, probably just a regular person starting his day at work, with a whole life and people who love him and people he loves, and I rage. I'm ok with raging about it. I'm ok with people raging at me also, but I'm not apologizing for being pissed on this day.

I find the viscera in response to your most recent post extremely sigh-inducing. I suppose stupidity can be clothed in good vocabulary. I also find it strange that people choose to remain blind to the fact that the hatred against our country is not rando

Well thanks. 9/11 pisses me off. I don't know what else to say. That picture in particular pisses me off. I think about that guy, probably just a regular person starting his day at work, with a whole life and people who love him and people he loves, and I rage. I'm ok with raging about it. I'm ok with people raging at me also, but I'm not apologizing for being pissed on this day.

I find the viscera in response to your most recent post extremely sigh-inducing. I suppose stupidity can be clothed in good vocabulary. I also find it strange that people choose to remain blind to the fact that the hatred against our country is not rando

Well thanks. 9/11 pisses me off. I don't know what else to say. That picture in particular pisses me off. I think about that guy, probably just a regular person starting his day at work, with a whole life and people who love him and people he loves, and I rage. I'm ok with raging about it. I'm ok with people raging at me also, but I'm not apologizing for being pissed on this day.

I find the viscera in response to your most recent post extremely sigh-inducing. I suppose stupidity can be clothed in good vocabulary. I also find it strange that people choose to remain blind to the fact that the hatred against our country is not rando

Well thanks. 9/11 pisses me off. I don't know what else to say. That picture in particular pisses me off. I think about that guy, probably just a regular person starting his day at work, with a whole life and people who love him and people he loves, and I rage. I'm ok with raging about it. I'm ok with people raging at me also, but I'm not apologizing for being pissed on this day.

Fuck you people and your hate. Fuck your gods and fuck your...

Fuck you people and your hate.
Fuck your gods and fuck
your heavens and fuck
your hells. Fuck you
for doing this
to all of
us.

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You know you're doing something (either right or wrong,...

You know you're doing something (either right or wrong, I'm still not sure) when Winnie from The Wonder Years links you on her "Mommy Blog."

Drinks for everyone!

BTW, she kinda looks like this now:

So, yeah, I've been eating crazy-ass healthy for exactly a...

So, yeah, I've been eating crazy-ass healthy for exactly a week and a day now. It hasn't been difficult at all. Eating like this is pretty normal for me. I just had to get back into the groove.

I feel better, though. Mentally. Or maybe physically which translates into mentally.

Boy, I was dulled out there at the end. My brain felt like a bean bag chair that had absorbed too many farts. The whole fucking time I had to write articles for Cagle too, had a goddamn deadline.

That was hard.

I drank too much, like an average of 6 beers a day, many times more than that. I don't own a scale, but I bet I gained weight. Beer, burgers, bacon, french fries—none of it really food since it was all made in factories and came out of boxes and tubs and bags and shit.

I will not cook again in a restaurant setting in the Midwest. Repeat after me: I will not cook again in a restau…

So here I am all healthy, needing far less sleep and writing my thoughts out in my trusty red steno pad with my trusty yellow pencil that I bought on Ebay.

You heard right, kids. I bought this pencil on Ebay. Your argument is invalid.

Know what else? I've developed a crush on garbanzo beans. Scroll back and you will find a comical short post about how my beard was full of hummus after I literally made love to it (the hummus, not the beard) with bread and zucchini.

I love the name: garbanzo beans. It's great. Also called chickpeas, but fuck that. Garbanzos all the way, bitches. Say it with me: garbanzo. It kinda sounds made up, huh?….like most of the last names in the Harry Potter saga or something.

If you say it over and over it becomes a meaningless, drab little vocable, a funny noise: garbanzo, garbanzo, garbanzo, garbanzo, garbanzo, garbanzo.

See?

Actually, you can do it with any word. One of my faves is "pliers". Like this: pliers, pliers, pliers, pliers, pliers, pliers.

The meaning actually flees from the word like a politician from a direct question. It's pretty weird.

So, like I was saying, garbanzo beans are the shit. Today I'm making garbanzo bean burgers.

You're all invited.

Police say a Southland woman suspected of stealing thousands of...

Police say a Southland woman suspected of stealing thousands of public library books and DVDs was likely going to hold a book sale of her own.

The investigation began when staff at a Carlsbad library noticed a significant loss of books between March and July coupled with suspicious activity by a frequent patron. The suspicious activity consisted of "this woman coming in with giant bags, three and four backpacks, and one time even a wheelbarrow," said Miriam Matthews, Carlsbad librarian. Miriam, like all librarians, is very, very sexy, by the way.

Authorities searched the Vista home of Maria Natar, 44, and found an estimated 2,000 books from Carlsbad and San Diego County libraries — most of which were about cooking, crafts, and animals.

"They were just everywhere," police spokeswoman Jodee Sasway said, "in stacks all over the floor, in piles out in the garage, in the trunk of her car, under the bed, on window sills, taped to the ceiling, in the vegetable crisper of the refridgerator, everywhere. We even found some on bookshelves."

The arrest came after Natar made a recent stop at the library to pick up some books.

"When she exited the library, the sensors went off, alerting the library people that not all the books were checked out," said Sasway.

She was "booked" into the Vista jail on stolen property charges, all the while protesting that her cable had gone off due to lack of payment and that she was just doing "whatever I could to keep from going crazy."

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I am shocked.

SHOCKED! I tell you, that my Boobs poem was not featured under the #poetry tag. The fuck? The service in this place blows. I wanna speak to the manager!