Michael Kindt's Blog, page 474
September 15, 2011
"All the joy the world contains has come through wishing happiness for others. All the misery the..."
- Shantideva
readhed said regarding This, my friends, is what the United States representative to the the Miss...
said regarding This, my friends, is what the United States representative to the the Miss Universe pageant wore: yeah i don't really know what this is about. but. i think she's hot. those redheads man, they'll get you every time.
I agree about redheads. Sigh….But I didn't even notice she was one in this ridiculous thing. I wonder if she took a lot of Ecstasy or something?
This, my friends, is what the United States representative to...
This, my friends, is what the United States representative to the the Miss Universe pageant wore as our "national dress". It's the part of the competition where the girls from around the world dress up in traditional ways that represent their cultures. I think I speak not only for Americans, but for all people everywhere when I say "What in the holy fuck?"
This is what we Americans, according to this scrawny girl, wear when we're doing particularly American-y things, like going to baseball games, eating fast food, watching tv, and trying to lose weight. The only thing about it that can really be called American-y are the shoulder pads. They're somewhat martial, in keeping with our war-like nature.
The diaper I totally don't get. I'm American as all get-out, but, hello, I'm wearing boxers. I bet none of my fellow Americans reading this are wearing diapers either—unless that's your "thing", in which case *fist pump*
And what in the hell is on her head? A three-cornered hat on acid?
Thomas Jefferson would be so proud.
September 14, 2011
seventhreeone:
early-onset-of-night:
New article up, called...
New article up, called "When Did We Get So Czar Happy In This Country?" Go and read it if you want. Also, while you're there, if you click the "Like" button, an angel will get its wings. Go…
"There's also the Drug Czar, who is actually required by law to lie. This law, the National Drug Control Policy Reauthorization Act of 1998, says that he must oppose any and all efforts to legalize any of the drugs currently illegal. If yet another scientific study comes out demonstrating the medical benefits of marijuana, the Drug Czar must go on camera or get into the paper and lie, saying that the study is just not true. If he doesn't, he will likely be fired, and if there's anything we don't need in this country, it's another unemployed drain on our tax dollars."
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And with a quote even. Cool :)
New article up, called "When Did We Get So Czar Happy In...
New article up, called "When Did We Get So Czar Happy In This Country?" Go and read it if you want. Also, while you're there, if you click the "Like" button, an angel will get its wings. Go…
September 13, 2011
So Alive ~ Love & Rockets
So Alive ~ Love & Rockets
EEL REMOVED FROM MAN'S BLADDER AFTER ENTERING PENIS DURING...
EEL REMOVED FROM MAN'S BLADDER AFTER ENTERING PENIS DURING SPA TREATMENT
An erratic eel wriggled its way up a man's penis and into his bladder following an accident during an unorthodox [there's an understatement] beauty spa treatment in China.
The "eel treatment" is similar in concept to the popular London spas that offer fish pedicures, but a thousand times creepier.
"I tried to hold it and take it out," said the man, "but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."
full story
snuffboxisdead replied to your post: The War On Poverty
The wording here is funny (presumably...
The wording here is funny (presumably tongue-in-cheek) & fascinating, specifically use of "them" in regards to "The Poor" (I guess we don't read or act?) and makes a subtle point about us/them and dehumanization
Satire, written in the fourth person. And no, so far we don't act.
