Michael Kindt's Blog, page 418
January 21, 2012
January 20, 2012
You guys are lame. Fuck this, I'm going to the bar.
You guys are lame. Fuck this, I'm going to the bar.
Is anyone else a lunatic Kinks fan?
God, I love em. I've been playing them all day. I own everything by them. I love and respect the Beatles and all, but really they're only like the third best band to come out of the 60s. "I'm not like everybody else" is probably the best song written by somebody from England. Awesomeness.
But, yeah…opinions, opinions…
:)
In other news, I became a part of my local Food Not Bombs chapter.
I think. The dude was a little shy. I told him point blank, though: "I wanna help." So maybe they'll let me. I have much to offer, like the ability to write astronomically witty pamphlets littered with the word 'Fuck'. Also, physical beauty, awesome black boots with red laces, and a genuine concern to help those less fortunate than me and piss off The Man at the same time.
So if you spot me cramming carrots down a bewildered homeless person's throat, you'll know why.
The bank called today.
They're all, "Hello Mr. Kindt, um, your account is overdrawn."
I'm like, "Shit, seriously? How?"
"Oh, there was an internet purchase with PayPal that your account over there couldn't cover. Apparently the two accounts are tied together. $2.40 was taken out of your account here for the balance. The problem is, you had no money in this account."
"I see. What do I owe you?"
"$77.60."
"Are you high? I'm not paying that. Please. Is this a prank call?"
"Well, the purchase was over a week ago and the overdraft fees accumulate daily."
"I guess you should've called me over a week ago, huh?"
"Unless this is taken care of the fees will continue to accumulate."
"That's cool. I'm not paying you anything. Invent whatever number you want."
Click.
I love it when Gandalf the Gray gets his big promotion to...
I love it when Gandalf the Gray gets his big promotion to Gandalf the White
—Two weeks paid vacation
—Bigger wizard cubicle
—No more "Hello my name is Gandalf" name tag
—Company car (Shadowfax)
—A better staff (get it?)
January 19, 2012
Introducing your new punctuation marks.
So I'm talking to a girl on Facebook and after everything she types, she puts LOL or LMAO. It started to get very annoying.
Me: So what have you been up to?
Her: Oh, nothing much LOL
Me: Cool. Are you gonna be around this weekend?
Her: No. Gotta go to Sioux Falls for a funeral LMAO
Me: Sorry to her that.
Her: Yeah it's a bummer LOL
Me: Well, you seem ok, I guess?
Her: Yeah it was just my grandma LMAO
Me: Jeez.
Her: Oh well LOL
Her: You still there?
Her: Hello?
Her: LMAO
"The aspiring magician will profess to a universal...
"The aspiring magician will profess to a universal religion. He will find that every religion has its good aspects, but also a dark side. Therefore he will keep the best for himself and pay no attention to the weaknesses. This does not mean that he has to acknowledge each and every religion, but he should show the proper respect toward all of them. Every religion has its own God principle, regardless of whether one is dealing with Christianity, Buddhism, Islam, or whatever. Basically, the magician can remain faithful to his own religion. However, he will not be satisfied with the official dogma of his church, but will strive to penetrate deeper into God's workshop. And that is the purpose of our initiation."
~ Initiation Into Hermetics, page 57
