The bank called today.

They're all, "Hello Mr. Kindt, um, your account is overdrawn."

I'm like, "Shit, seriously? How?"

"Oh, there was an internet purchase with PayPal that your account over there couldn't cover. Apparently the two accounts are tied together. $2.40 was taken out of your account here for the balance. The problem is, you had no money in this account."

"I see. What do I owe you?"

"$77.60."

"Are you high? I'm not paying that. Please. Is this a prank call?"

"Well, the purchase was over a week ago and the overdraft fees accumulate daily."

"I guess you should've called me over a week ago, huh?"

"Unless this is taken care of the fees will continue to accumulate."

"That's cool. I'm not paying you anything. Invent whatever number you want."

Click.