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January 15, 2015

TOURIST TRAP

The area known as THE COSMOS is the strangest...



TOURIST TRAP



The area known as THE COSMOS is the strangest location in the entire Black Hills. An area where the earth’s magnetism melds with gravity to bend the rules of reality and warp the minds of all who visit. At THE COSMOS the world is different, even turvy-topsy. Nothing is in its normal position, including yourself. The laws of nature seem to have gone berserk, especially in the old mystery cabin. There are many old mystery cabins in the Black Hills, but the old mystery cabin located at THE COSMOS is older and more mysterious than all other old mystery cabins combined. To feel the pressure of the area against your skin is the most unusual feature of all, a physical experience you will never forget. Thrill as your height changes and one arm grows longer than the other. Laugh as balls roll uphill and things appear sideways. Clutch your loved ones in delighted horror as water drips up rather than down and also has a weird metallic taste.

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Published on January 15, 2015 11:55

What the fuck?



What the fuck?

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Published on January 15, 2015 10:25

January 13, 2015

"Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are." —Erik...



"Why attack God? He may be as miserable as we are." —Erik Satie

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Published on January 13, 2015 20:32

Mixed up a big ol’ pot of caraotas negras.

"Beans, beans,...



Mixed up a big ol’ pot of caraotas negras.



"Beans, beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you fart."



Which is not true because I eat beans almost every day and I never fart because I’m a lady. Seriously, though, your body becomes accustomed to them.



These are Venezuelan style. The secret ingredients are love and socialism devastated by extremely low oil prices.

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Published on January 13, 2015 17:49

U.S. judge: South Dakota ban on gay marriage unconstitutional

U.S. judge: South Dakota ban on gay marriage unconstitutional:
South Dakota’s ban on same-sex marriage violates the right to due process and equal protection guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution, a federal judge ruled on Monday. Judge Karen Schreier ruled in favor of six same-sex couples who challenged the South Dakota ban on gay marriage and put her decis…

This story is becoming commonplace, but since it’s my state I’m pretty excited.

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Published on January 13, 2015 11:00

January 12, 2015

When saying the media is ignoring it just isn’t enough :(



When saying the media is ignoring it just isn’t enough :(

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Published on January 12, 2015 21:02

Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies

Study: Men Who Post Selfies Show Psychopathic Tendencies:

Relevant after I just posted a selfie. Now I’m going to strip down naked, put clothespins on my nipples, and run down the street singing Taylor Swift in a Jamaican accent. BRB.

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Published on January 12, 2015 12:42

My new glasses came today. Holy shit, I can see.



My new glasses came today. Holy shit, I can see.

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Published on January 12, 2015 12:20

January 10, 2015

And what do you think of those who openly condemn the actions and acknowledge how disgusting it is, but also point out the seeming convenience of many of the so called internet pioneers of free speech when dealing with Islam which is daily demonized by mos

Islam can say anything it wants. Where is Islamic satire? I, personally, would love to see some. Islam must needs to encounter the modern world. Islam must figure out how to exist in a society and world that does not agree with its religious suppositions. Christians have. 200 years ago in England it was against the law the malign Jesus. Now you can paint a picture of him getting ass-fucked.


If you want to live in a global community, your God doesn’t get to be any more special than any other god.


Peace be upon him.

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Published on January 10, 2015 01:22