Michael Kindt's Blog, page 136

Women should be able to wear the same thing everyday, too.

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Um, why tho? It sucks being a guy. We have to wear the same shit everyday.

Honestly, part of me wouldn’t mind being a woman. So many fashion options.

I seriously do not get this weird jealously. We are different, and that’s a good thing. Even delightful.

Are these people serious? Do they really want us all to be exactly same? Everybody in their matching Star Trek silver jumpsuits?

My mother smoked herself to death. It happened like this:

My mother smoked herself to death. It happened like this::

early-onset-of-night:

When she was a teenager, to be cool, responding to peer pressure, whatever, she started smoking. Then, 50 years later, it killed her, snickering “dumb bitch” as she died in agony.

She got up one day to get ready for work. She had a degree in accountancy and worked for a large construction…

Jesus Christ.

My mother despised having her picture taken. She looks ambushed...

My mother despised having her picture taken. She looks ambushed in every picture we have of her, because she was. Haha. Here my aunt, her sister, ambushed her at the piano five or six Christmases ago.

Missing her today. She always had a big cookout on Easter.

One of the problems growing up with a mother who was a cellist was that every time I tried to sit on her lap I fell through.

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So a guy in Arkansas drank so much iced tea that his kidneys...

So a guy in Arkansas drank so much iced tea that his kidneys failed. My friends were quite happy to tell me this, too.

"Hey, Mike, did you hear about the guy in Arkansas?" *nudge, nudge* "You better watch out!" *nudge, nudge*

I was almost worried, too, until I read the article and found it was black tea. He also drank a gallon a day and I usually only approach half that.

So, whew.

Cheers!

What about other sins? Why is homosexuality the only sin that’s discrimination-worthy?

bransrath:

early-onset-of-night:

(assuming, of course, homosexuality IS a sin…we’ll argue from their home turf).

What about people who have divorced and remarried when no adultery occurred? Jesus Himself said that wasn’t allowed. The only Biblical divorce allowed is one where you’ve been cheated on. All other divorces and remarriages are ADULTERY.

Will they deny pizza to all the people who simply “fell out of love”?

Whenever homosexuality is presented as a wrong in the New Testament, it is done so in a list with other sins, like lying, being greedy, etc…

Will they deny someone a pizza because of avarice?

This whole Indiana thing is BEYOND stupid. I actually feel like I’m being punk’d. It makes total sense it’s all happening on April Fool’s day…

Yes.  People should be able to refuse to service remarrying divorcees as well, if they so choose.

But let’s examine the inane core of your argument.  You are trying to claim that unless a business refuses divorcees as well, then that businesses religious claim is illegitimate.

Excuse me?????

Who the fuck are you to tell others how to practice their damn religion?  That’s the whole point.  You, and your beloved government, don’t get to tell others how to practice their religion.  That’s the frikkin MAIN POINT of the 1st amendment!

You don’t get to FORCE people to engage in the weird ceremonies of others. PERIOD.

So kindly bugger off, 

totalitarian freak. 

I am an American, that’s who the fuck I am. And theoretically at least we’re supposed to be fair.

My arguments will of course fall on your deaf ears. You are a pretend anarchist or libertarian, I surmise. Erroneous thoughts like “the market is fair” are certainly the cornerstone of your sophomoricism.

Maybe so, maybe so—on the market thing, I mean. That poor pizzeria has pretty much been forced out of business, as per your precious market, and with no state input at all. Pure market.

And you never answered my question: why, of all the sins, homosexuality is discrimination-worthy.

And seriously, “bugger off”? That even sounds stupid in England.

What about other sins? Why is homosexuality the only sin that’s discrimination-worthy?

(assuming, of course, homosexuality IS a sin…we’ll argue from their home turf).

What about people who have divorced and remarried when no adultery occurred? Jesus Himself said that wasn’t allowed. The only Biblical divorce allowed is one where you’ve been cheated on. All other divorces and remarriages are ADULTERY.

Will they deny pizza to all the people who simply “fell out of love”?

Whenever homosexuality is presented as a wrong in the New Testament, it is done so in a list with other sins, like lying, being greedy, etc…

Will they deny someone a pizza because of avarice?

This whole Indiana thing is BEYOND stupid. I actually feel like I’m being punk’d. It makes total sense it’s all happening on April Fool’s day…

Is Indiana the new Florida or Arizona? Not that Louisiana is much better.....

Apparently!

What would you tell your eighteen year old self, if you could?

Don’t worry AT ALL about what other people think of you.