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Maybe No More Books?

September 7, 2015
Into the Flames: A Liz Landia First!

September 1, 2015
It's All About the Love

It's All About the Love

August 31, 2015
Ode to My Middle

August 28, 2015
Welcome to Liz Landia: Chris Ledbetter

August 25, 2015
LizLandia 2015--The Inaugural Post
August 24, 2015
AWAKE. A Liz Review

Awakeby Melanie Surani
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BLURB:
In author Melanie Surani’s edgy thriller novel, opera singer Joshua Gray wakes in an eerie art museum exhibit. He comes to believe he’s been kidnapped and abandoned. And he isn’t the only one…
As Josh and four others struggle to piece together their new reality, they discover the museum’s main building has been razed and the place is boarded with no obvious exit. Who left them in the museum and why? How can they escape? The only link that binds them together is a mysterious woman named Blair, who they each encountered before blacking out. Josh unexpectedly finds himself drawn to one of the other captives, a long-time fan named Sophia. Their attraction plunges the group into a dark pool of suspicion. When allegiances shift and pieces connect, the strangers are forced to reassess their situation. Is the real danger inside or outside of the museum?
Suspenseful, romantic and filled with drama, Awake will keep you up all night.

Excerpt:
When he'd been through the exhibit the first time, he'd realized quickly she wasn't following him. The last thing she might have heard was "I can destroy what you love too."
"Shit," Josh whispered, keeping his eye on the door she went through. "Bang bang. She shot me down," he sang under his breath. As usual, music was the first thing to come to mind. When he couldn't play, he still had his voice. Of course, his broken instrument and their current location wasn't her fault. If he hadn't been an asshole, she wouldn't have needed to get away. Since he could talk himself into a hole like no one else, the best thing to do was find his way outside, call a cab, then come back and get her.
A few steps took him to an area where the music wasn't distorted. Tribal drumbeats accompanied shelves of fashion pieces, too impractical and disturbing to wear. A tiara made of straight pins. Corsets pulled so tight the fabric met at the waist. Hats constructed of cages and thorns. Scarves of razor blades.
Drums swelled, stopped. Somewhere in the distance, someone panted.
Josh stopped and crept backward, keeping his eyes on a corseted mannequin's face. Paint had dried in a torrent, as though someone poured a bucket over the head and flash-frozen it. Its facial features looked alive, despite the covering's suffocating quality.
The wheezing breath continued.
From the mannequin?
It wasn't from the recording.
AUTHOR Bio and Links:

Melanie Surani is a blogger, hair stylist, and author with a heart for international travel. When she isn't cutting hair, Melanie is thinking about ways to kill people (for mystery novels). She lives with her husband and cat in New York City, where she is hard at work on her next book with Booktrope Publishing. Melanie is a member of the International Thriller Writers society. Follow her adventures at: http://melsurani.tumblr.com/
Connect With MelanieBlog: http://melsurani.tumblr.com/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MelSuraniTwitter: https://twitter.com/melsuraniPinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/melsurani/Instagram: https://instagram.com/melsurani/Google+: https://plus.google.com/115191699057372867697Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5404505.Melanie_Surani Amazon: www.amazon.com/Melanie-Surani/e/B0077442QK
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Liz's thoughts:
a 4-brew review!

A super imaginative and unique concept this novel will keep you guessing all the way to the end.
It only gets a little confusing when some of the characters that "wake up" in their unknown-to-them prison reveal their personalities, making it tough to know who's the victim and who's the bad guy.
Otherwise, a very enjoyable read and one I recommend to anyone who loves their thrillers with a bit of the supernatural mixed in.
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August 21, 2015
Magic Bus!---OR Oh The EarWorms + Brad Shirtless(!)
First we are all "in the submarine" (dare you not to add "yellow" and sing that sucker)...
NOW we have ourselves a--you guessed it--Magic Bus! Yep, the marketing geniuses at Fox Sports have tarted up their bus and are taking it on the road by way of having something to do, one supposes, for the next 13 days. I mean, it's not enough that Michigan is opening its season on (cough) a THURSDAY and AT UTAH....right? Dang. I am gonna be singing that song all day now...thanks Fox!

One wonders what could be next?
Allow me to volunteer a concept in keeping with my role as the MGoBlog's Official Shirtless Harbaugh Expert and Random Some Claim Non-Sports Instigator (1-2-3-4)
Dude! Seriously! Oh and BTW....unless and until you have actually birthed a child, like, you know, physically speaking, I'd watch those metaphors...but it's all right, Liz still loves ya!

So get your bad selves over to the MDen at 10:30 this Saturday and get your pic snapped in front of Jim Harbaugh's....erm.....pants
(I want it...I want it...I want it....you caaaaan't have it!
SEE what they have DONE to me?). OR catch it at Comerica Park for the Tiger's game



Tick. Tock.....the REAL rubber hits the road in 13 short days!
Go Blue!
Go Cards!

Love ya,
Liz
August 14, 2015
Make Way for Quarterbacks--OR Bet It Smells in that Submarine Right About Now

Whew, well, I don't know about you kids but the concept of "the submarine" keeps, um surfacing in my well-established vivid imagination.
I mean, seriously, James, that was sort of an odd metaphor for your media-less, open-practice-verboten style of "back-to-school season." I get it though. You're kind of like that guy on the phone with the professional hostage negotiator who says "bring me 5 million dollars (a year), Nike uniforms, helmets with stickers, a juice box from juice box guy
.....AND a submarine painted maize and blue or the short kid gets a noogie." It's cool. We bow to your (potential) genius.
But you know me, Jim. My imagination is running rampant right now picturing super-close quarters, low oxygen levels and sweaty socks dudes.
I guess I should let it go, of course. I know you're not REALLY in a submarine or anything. And I definitely think getting your bad awesome self out of the limelight so as to focus on the real goal here is crucial, given the 21-days-to-go thing aforementioned.

While I shall leave the deep dive roster evaluation and breakdowns to the real experts, I will say I am terribly intrigued by the quarterback drama no doubt playing itself out as we speak, we with our frosty glasses of iced tea and views of a lovely Michigan summer day. I hear both Shane Morris and that Iowa kid are gunning for the crucial spot--the only spot that really matters in this, the rebuilding millennium for the Block iMage in the eyes of football fans and deep-pocketed alums everywhere.

I also hear there is no shortage of cockiness on the part of either young man--something we all value in a guy who will hoist the team on his Addidas-clad shoulders in a few short days. And I can just imagine the efforts undertaken to impress the seemingly unimpress-able (and one assumes shirt-clad) Superstar On The Sidelines. My plot bunnies are hopping around like mad, I'll tell you.

On the one hand, the known known: Shane Ow My Head Hurts Coach Morris. He gets the boy-next-door vote to be sure, for a lot of reasons. And I'm that kids mama and I'm all "WTF?" last year.

And of course, Jake Hawkie Ruddock. The kid who makes me wish I had an excuse to need a pediatrician in a few years.

What I really wanna know? Which one of you jokers did THIS to the U of M Athletics Facebook site! Funny stuff boys. And I know funny stuff when I see it.
Big booty splits INDEED! Are those like "big boy pants?"

But I digress....and don't say you didn't enjoy it.
There are others more or less in the running to be the coach on the field for our man Jimmy. Including a real scary Tom Brady doppelgänger. But we know, at this moment, if they're not out flexing for Liz's imagination, the real battle is occurring between Shane and Jake. And frankly, it's gonna make for one exciting season!
Let the countdown clocks continue...and Liz's overactive imagination continue to conjure what it will...as we prepare for the 2nd Coming...a craft beer firmly in hand!

Go Blue!
Go Cards (Bonnafon v Gardner et al)

Liz
(NOTE: on 8/25 I'm launching the new Liz Land website and blog. There Will Be Redirection.)
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