Hovertext:Honestly, what're the odds we DON'T creep out God?
Hovertext:Why does anything good happen to anyone? We're all dicks!
Hovertext:The good news about our society is everyone comes early.
Hovertext:Later, he gets a bill anyway.
Hovertext:We're getting close to the all-evil-wishes SMBC compilation.
Hovertext:Later this turns out to be foreplay.
Hovertext:Pokeymen t-shirt will be on sale just as soon as pokemon enters the public domain.
Hovertext:(sorry)
Hovertext:Earlier he changed his name to Emperor but nobody was buying it.
Hovertext:Really, you should just think of every moment of your life as a series of escape rooms. It's healthy.
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